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Bidin~Time

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I've given this quite a bit of thought...or not... Anyway, there is all this interest in zombies. The Walking Dead and, I assume there are video games on the subject. I've seen two or three episodes of the television show, but it just never piqued my interest very much, and I gave up video games years ago, so I am only guessing that zombies exist in video games. I'm sure some of ya'll out there will help me out with that one.

As I sit and read all the rabid Clinton supporters and all the rabid Trump supporters verbally going at each other, it occurred to me, OMG that zombie thing is true!! And it's gonna happen in the wee hours of the morning, November 9, 2016, right after the election results are called and a victor is named in the U.S. presidential race. And, to be clear, the outcome doesn't matter; the population of one side, or the other, is doomed!

Oh the carnage! Heads will be exploding, skin will be peeling away from skulls. limbs will be dangling, people will be sideways walking around all foot-dragging and slumping, as they shuffle around aimlessly. Eyes will be dull and lifeless as their brains turn in on themselves, consuming their own gray matter. As this happens, (to my very limited understanding of zombies), roving rogue zombies will find one another and form bands of roving zombies hunting for the unsuspecting not-yet-zombies to prey upon. I assume they look for brains to consume, but for what purpose this is done is unclear to me. This is another area where some of ya'll could possibly shed some clarifying light on the matter for me.

As I expect some of these creatures to happen into the hospital in their shuffling, stumbling, undead countenance , i feel I should ask; is there a vaccine? should they be quarantined? should the ER go on lock down? If not, should restraints be used? or would they simply pull out of them leaving their dangling, lifeless appendages behind? So. Many. Questions.

I gotta tell ya, I'm not very enthusiastic over the prospect of having to deal with blotchy-skinned, scraggly-haired, bedraggled undeads cluttering up my personal work space. Please, people, don't become an election-zombie. It would really cramp my style.
 
I will promise to not become a zombie if you will tell me the correct way to wear this gown.

Don't mess with me, alright?

Does the ER want to see my asscrack or my junk?
 
I predicted a civil war back in 2015. Our last one killed 800,000 Americans. The new war already erupted, tho it takes a while for the shooting to start. But it will. Obama just out the call for potheads and fat girls to come forth and save ChinaMart and The Clinton Foundation and ObamaCantCareLess from White Privledge.
 
I will promise to not become a zombie if you will tell me the correct way to wear this gown.

Don't mess with me, alright?

Does the ER want to see my asscrack or my junk?


Queen Elizabeth?... i say asscrack.
 
I told you not to overdo it with those asshooks, and did you listen.... noooo.
 
You are old and leathery. It is just not going to snap back into shape like a young fresh one.

Use some restraint next time.

Don't be so greedy with the fucking thing.
 
I will promise to not become a zombie if you will tell me the correct way to wear this gown.

Don't mess with me, alright?

Does the ER want to see my asscrack or my junk?

Honestly, these decisions are made on a case by case basis based on the personal preferences of the staff involved in your care. As long as you are not offered a second gown to use as a robe, you're good.
 
Honestly, these decisions are made on a case by case basis based on the personal preferences of the staff involved in your care. As long as you are not offered a second gown to use as a robe, you're good.

I only wear one gown at a time.

Pick your poison.
 
that's because he's a ginger. he's also a democrat. the only reason he and arsenio are in that picture is because they were on one of donald's dumbass apprentice shows.
 
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