Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[kingfupa]

Enjoys the Polar Bear Challenge.

Invented the Polar Bear Challenge

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is not only the Hair Club President, he's also a client.

Invented the Polar Bear Challenge

For all I know, I probably did.

 

[neakman]

Is not only the Hair Club President, he's also a client.



Wears a set of fake pubes when he goes out in public.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Is not only the Hair Club President, he's also a client.



Wears a set of fake pubes when he goes out in public.

Is wearing his favorite sweater in his AV......


Made you look!

 

[neakman]

Is wearing his favorite sweater in his AV......


Made you look!

is wearing her favorite bra in her AV..... FIRE

 

[CamronsInsider]

is wearing her favorite bra in her AV..... FIRE

Rents his chest on the weekends.

 

[neakman]

Rents his chest on the weekends.

I will rent it to the highest bidder if she is hot enough

Likes to wear french cuffs because he likes french fries.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I will rent it to the highest bidder if she is hot enough

Likes to wear french cuffs because he likes french fries.

Likes to wax his total body because ...oooooh he loves the feel of it.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Likes to wax his total body because ...oooooh he loves the feel of it.

Thinks the average male penis is only four inches long. Her ex-boyfriend ruined her for life on that.

 

[neakman]

Likes to wax his total body because ...oooooh he loves the feel of it.

likes to come over and rub her body against mine because she states " exfoliation is next to cleanliness"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

likes to come over and rub her body against mine because she states " exfoliation is next to cleanliness"

He's wants someone to touch his body. He's not to proud to beg.

 

[neakman]

He's wants someone to touch his body. He's not to proud to beg.

Listens to the Rolling Stones while rolling stones in her Stone Pony garden.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Listens to the Rolling Stones while rolling stones in her Stone Pony garden.

Knows exactly how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Knows the secret of the universe, but explains it on by holding up a math problem 7x6

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Knows exactly how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Believes Rocky the flying squirrel (of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame) is real!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Thinks nude statues are indecent and should be banned by the government.

Knows the secret of the universe, but explains it on by holding up a math problem 7x6

The first part is true, anyway.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinks nude statues are indecent and should be banned by the government.



The first part is true, anyway.

Wears a chin strap with his Groucho Marx wig.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wears a chin strap with his Groucho Marx wig.

Carries a ruler with her on all her dates

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a dedicated team to prep him for dates. It requires more than a few good men to shave those dark trenches in a war zone.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a dedicated team to prep him for dates. It requires more than a few good men to shave those dark trenches in a war zone.

Only dates during leap years

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Only dates during leap years

Paints his toenails flamingo pink.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Only dates during leap years

Goes into hibernation during spring and summer. He feels BBQ tastes better in fall and winter.

 

[DarkSimian]

Paints his toenails flamingo pink.

Dyes her pubes to match the holiday; up next, tie dye for Easter

 

[DeckardNYC]

Dyes her pubes to match the holiday; up next, tie dye for Easter

Pierced his nipples himself. Liked the process so much, he plans to pierce his dick.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Pierced his nipples himself. Liked the process so much, he plans to pierce his dick.

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