Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Hopes to marry Juan Valdez someday

Fights himself in a mirror with a collectible lightsaber

 

[DarkSimian]

Fights himself in a mirror with a collectible lightsaber

*One time! *

Joined the "Vibrator of the Month" Club

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

*One time! *

Joined the "Vibrator of the Month" Club

I'm such a good customer they regularly give me discounts and free shipping.


Updates his own wikipedia page under a pseudonym (that he made himself)

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has given up on the whole nerd culture. If only DC was as cool as Marvel.

 

[bunny4med]

Has given up on the whole nerd culture. If only DC was as cool as Marvel.

Name was the basis of the Culture Club song title.

 

[Jakevillines]

Name was the basis of the Culture Club song title.

Gave me the wrong medicine. Swelling won’t go down

 

[DarkSimian]

Name was the basis of the Culture Club song title.

Volunteers to drive the collection van for the sperm bank

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Name was the basis of the Culture Club song title.

Actually works majority of her shift in heels that she is currently wearing.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Volunteers to drive the collection van for the sperm bank

Volunteers at the gynecologist's office hoping to learn more about the vagina.

 

[DarkSimian]

Volunteers at the gynecologist's office hoping to learn more about the vagina.

Volunteers at the local college sex ed class, so the boys can practice

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Volunteers at the local college sex ed class, so the boys can practice

How come you're always failing the class on purpose to take it again?

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

How come you're always failing the class on purpose to take it again?

Makes all of her Halloween Superhero costumes crotch-less

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Makes all of her Halloween Superhero costumes crotch-less

Pee on the go easy...yeah baby!


Helps me make pasties out of the crotches!

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Pee on the go easy...yeah baby!


Helps me make pasties out of the crotches!

Brings a whole new level to the concept of re-purposing!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Brings a whole new level to the concept of re-purposing!

MIB2 was really about her.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

MIB2 was really about her.

Now I'm gonna have to flashy-thingy you. Could you please step this way and stare into the wand?


Peed a little in excitement over Will Smith portraying a genie in Aladdin

 

[DeckardNYC]

Now I'm gonna have to flashy-thingy you. Could you please step this way and stare into the wand?


Peed a little in excitement over Will Smith portraying a genie in Aladdin

*I can't remember that*

Is actually married to the Little Martian.

 

[CamronsInsider]

*I can't remember that*

Is actually married to the Little Martian.

Has been PM’ing everybody about changing his AV to a closeup of his nose. Stop the Madness!!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Has been PM’ing everybody about changing his AV to a closeup of his nose. Stop the Madness!!!!

Believes that condoms are secret CIA listening devices.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Believes that condoms are secret CIA listening devices.

Likes the chocolate filled candy cigars.

 

[neakman]

Likes the chocolate filled candy cigars.

Puts on a sleep mask and plays hide and go seek with herself.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Puts on a sleep mask and plays hide and go seek with herself.

Insists on wearing ice skates at the roller skating rink

 

[VoraciousValue]

Insists on wearing ice skates at the roller skating rink

Hates Greenwich Village.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hates Greenwich Village.

Hates comedy movies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Hates comedy movies.

Enjoys the Polar Bear Challenge.