Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DeckardNYC]

Trimmed his pubes to give himself a '70s porn stache

Remembers porn before the backroom at the video store.

 

[DarkSimian]

Remembers porn before the backroom at the video store.

Briefly worked his way thru college as "The Dancing Bear"

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Briefly worked his way thru college as "The Dancing Bear"

He wears pantyhose and heels while vacuuming his house... that's it.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Briefly worked his way thru college as "The Dancing Bear"

Put 30" rims on his mini Cooper

 

[DeckardNYC]

He wears pantyhose and heels while vacuuming his house... that's it.

Likes to get a rush by shaking a can of soda and opening while it is pointed up his/her nose.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to get a rush by shaking a can of soda and opening while it is pointed up his/her nose.

Dated Tracy Lords in high school; never got past first base.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Dated Tracy Lords in high school; never got past first base.

Likes being bitten by mosquitoes.

 

[Taegul]

He climbed to the top of the tallest pyramid In Egypt and rolled a quarter all the way to the bottom. It killed a camel and set off an international "incident".

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He climbed to the top of the tallest pyramid In Egypt and rolled a quarter all the way to the bottom. It killed a camel and set off an international "incident".

Always wanted to learn if he could milk a giraffe. Needed a ladder to get there before finding out it was a male.

 

[neakman]

Always wanted to learn if he could milk a giraffe. Needed a ladder to get there before finding out it was a male.

is named after one of the Muppets.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Tried four times to get a job as a puppeteer... clearly still salty...

 

[neakman]

Tried four times to get a job as a puppeteer... clearly still salty...

wears glasses because she thinks it will raise her IQ.

 

[Illnevertell79]

wears glasses because she thinks it will raise her IQ.

Thinks IQ stands for intelligent quotes

 

[neakman]

Thinks IQ stands for intelligent quotes

Once jumped from an airplane with parachute pants on thinking it would work out for the best.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Once jumped from an airplane with parachute pants on thinking it would work out for the best.

But did I die?

Jumps out of planes, tandum with ladies only over eight and naked... for fun

 

[neakman]

But did I die?

Jumps out of planes, tandum with ladies only over eight and naked... for fun

TRUE, not lies

 

[Illnevertell79]

TRUE, not lies

Bahahaha... I knew it...

Eats dry cereal for every meal

 

[neakman]

Bahahaha... I knew it...

Eats dry cereal for every meal

is allergic to love poems

 

[DeckardNYC]

is allergic to love poems

Still sleeps with his Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Still sleeps with his Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal

Has a Sean Young REAL DOLL

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a Sean Young REAL DOLL

Will have sex with you if you ask really, really nicely

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Will have sex with you if you ask really, really nicely

Not completely baseless...


Checks for unlocked vehicles so that he can sneak in and rearrange all your stuff.

 

[DarkSimian]

Not completely baseless...


Checks for unlocked vehicles so that he can sneak in and rearrange all your stuff.

Day job: 911 dispatcher. Night job: phone sex worker. Sometimes gets them confused

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Day job: 911 dispatcher. Night job: phone sex worker. Sometimes gets them confused

Donates used sex toys to Goodwill and writes it off as a tax deduction

 

[DarkSimian]

Donates used sex toys to Goodwill and writes it off as a tax deduction

Hopes to marry Juan Valdez someday