Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[KamaKamaSutra]

Has a extensive collection of vintage and modern telescopic lenses. His past times requires he can get those good zoomed in shots through the windows.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has a extensive collection of vintage and modern telescopic lenses. His past times requires he can get those good zoomed in shots through the windows.

Dresses like Santa Claus every Christmas season and collects charity -- but it's all for himself.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Dresses like Santa Claus every Christmas season and collects charity -- but it's all for himself.

Goes to every mall in a 100 mile radius to sit on Santas lap

 

[DeckardNYC]

Goes to every mall in a 100 mile radius to sit on Santas lap

Goes to every mall in a 100 mile radius to sit on Santa's lap and says, "Lets talk about the first thing that pops up!"

 

[Illnevertell79]

Goes to every mall in a 100 mile radius to sit on Santa's lap and says, "Lets talk about the first thing that pops up!"

played Santa about 80 miles away from me, nothing came up

 

[DeckardNYC]

played Santa about 80 miles away from me, nothing came up

Forgot to mention that was her fourth time on Santa's lap that day.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Forgot to mention that was her fourth time on Santa's lap that day.

same response the first four times, I wasnt going to tell them all that

 

[DarkSimian]

same response the first four times, I wasnt going to tell them all that

Is actually a blabbermouth

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is actually a blabbermouth

Caribbean colorblind -- the only colors he can see are bright yellow, bright red and bright green.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Caribbean colorblind -- the only colors he can see are bright yellow, bright red and bright green.

Wears only black suits with rainbow colored socks.

 

[LizVegas79]

Caribbean colorblind -- the only colors he can see are bright yellow, bright red and bright green.

He thinks any woman who wears open-toed shoes is a slut.

Wears only black suits with rainbow colored socks.

She never ever wears open-toed shoes

 

[Illnevertell79]

Forgets to take her psych meds at least 6 times a week

 

[Miles Long]

She will, under the right circumstances, tell.

 

[JerseyJade]

Forgets to take her psych meds at least 6 times a week

Doesn't know how to keep secrets.

 

[LizVegas79]

Doesn't know how to keep secrets.

She's excellent at "filling out paperwork"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She's excellent at "filling out paperwork"

Has only one pair of red shoes!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has only one pair of red shoes!

Won the Ms. Nude Universe contest four years in a row.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Won the Ms. Nude Universe contest four years in a row.

What? That was you I saw in the front row!

 

[neakman]

What? That was you I saw in the front row!

she often is an extra in sci fi movies when they need a random alien.

 

[DeckardNYC]

What? That was you I saw in the front row!

You know it was! You winked at me every time!

 

[PapaRomantic]

she often is an extra in sci fi movies when they need a random alien.

Loves to lick the beaters....and he has plenty of women who come over and beat him regularly.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Loves to lick the beaters....and he has plenty of women who come over and beat him regularly.

No women at his place, . . . And no beating of any kind either.

 

[PapaRomantic]

No women at his place, . . . And no beating of any kind either.

His girlfriend told him she liked it doggy style....so he started panting and drooled all over her. She wasn't impressed....

 

[JerseyJade]

His girlfriend told him she liked it doggy style....so he started panting and drooled all over her. She wasn't impressed....

He's still waiting for someone with the name, Big Papa to call him.

 

[jasonmason]

He's still waiting for someone with the name, Big Papa to call him.

Loves being hit by kayak paddles. Mine specifically.