Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Diamond_Guy]

Hates Star Trek

Secretly wishes she was an alien for Kirk to visit her

 

[CamronsInsider]

Secretly wishes she was an alien for Kirk to visit her

He's actually DecardNYC, just created an other user name so he can reply to his own posts.

 

[LizVegas79]

He's actually DecardNYC, just created an other user name so he can reply to his own posts.

He's actually a pretty good CIA agent but sometimes he gets a little carried away with his conspiracy theories.

 

[Hornblende]

He's actually a pretty good CIA agent but sometimes he gets a little carried away with his conspiracy theories.

Lives a prim life in suburbia and is in charge of the HOA

 

[Illnevertell79]

He is hung like a steroided donkey

 

[CamronsInsider]

There was no one to rub the tweak in her back, she's been lying on the floor for 3 hours waiting for it to feel better.

 

[Illnevertell79]

He had a threesome with Ron Jeremy and Oprah

 

[CamronsInsider]

He had a threesome with Ron Jeremy and Oprah

She was supposed to show up for the threesome, but backed out because she had to wait for the plumbers to show up.

 

[Illnevertell79]

She was supposed to show up for the threesome, but backed out because she had to wait for the plumbers to show up.

Hey my pipes were clogged... give me a break...


Eats tater tots and cut up hot dogs for lunch everyday

 

[CamronsInsider]

Hey my pipes were clogged... give me a break...


Eats tater tots and cut up hot dogs for lunch everyday

Can swallow an entire hot dog at one time, preferred a little bit of mayo with it

 

[Illnevertell79]

Can swallow an entire hot dog at one time, preferred a little bit of mayo with it

Hey, this is supposed to be lies...

Goes to the grocery store on senior citizen day to watch all the cougars shop

 

[Diamond_Guy]

Hey, this is supposed to be lies...

Goes to the grocery store on senior citizen day to watch all the cougars shop

Has a daily video blog to run down everything she saw and heard

 

[CamronsInsider]

Hey, this is supposed to be lies...

Goes to the grocery store on senior citizen day to watch all the cougars shop

The cougars buy a lot of those jumbo quarter-pound hotdogs. Really.

She has a giant mural of Venus and Nymphs Bathing painted on her ceiling.

 

[DeckardNYC]

The cougars buy a lot of those jumbo quarter-pound hotdogs. Really.

She has a giant mural of Venus and Nymphs Bathing painted on her ceiling.

Tried to fry a Cadbury egg.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Stole the trophy to the Kentucky Derby so he would feel like a winner...

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stole the trophy to the Kentucky Derby so he would feel like a winner...

Has a difficult time acknowledging defeat.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Has a difficult time acknowledging defeat.

Watched every episode of The Curse of Oak Island, has been digging holes in Central Park for the last year.

 

[LizVegas79]

Watched every episode of The Curse of Oak Island, has been digging holes in Central Park for the last year.

He made his first million selling shovels in Central Park to all the Nocturnal Dirt People

 

[DeckardNYC]

He made his first million selling shovels in Central Park to all the Nocturnal Dirt People

Went to Strawberry Fields to pick strawberries. What a surprise...

 

[Diamond_Guy]

Went to Strawberry Fields to pick strawberries. What a surprise...

Because I, er he, logged into another account to answer myse, himself.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Because I, er he, logged into another account to answer myse, himself.

Works from home, yet still wears a suit and tie every day - old habits....

 

[DeckardNYC]

Works from home, yet still wears a suit and tie every day - old habits....

Detests, and I mean detests, Valentine's Day.

 

[Gamine67]

Detests, and I mean detests, Valentine's Day.

Cant figure out how to adjust the solar panels for Daylight Savings.

 

[PNWKitten]

Cant figure out how to adjust the solar panels for Daylight Savings.

repositioned her Sun Dial for Daylights Savings.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Cant figure out how to adjust the solar panels for Daylight Savings.

*daylight what? *

Always telling people to take a short walk off a long pier. Just doesn't get the concept.