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Not a coyote.. he's actually capybaraLikes to pretent he from New York and Hawaii when he's actually from Waco, Texas.
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Not a coyote.. he's actually capybaraLikes to pretent he from New York and Hawaii when he's actually from Waco, Texas.
Has a pet capybara.Not a coyote.. he's actually capybara
You wouldn't think l was a capybarra if you could see me now as a mature adult. Well, maybe semimature. Nor am l any other member of the genus Hydrochoerus. You are obviously not a trained zoological taxonomist.Not a coyote.. he's actually capybara
Is super good at playing Lit gamesYou wouldn't think l was a capybarra if you could see me now as a mature adult. Well, maybe semimature. Nor am l any other member of the genus Hydrochoerus. You are obviously not a trained zoological taxonomist.
Proud of being a Canis latrans.
Abhors complicated people
Is a world famous photographerAbhors complicated people
Doesn't even OWN a birthday suitIs a world famous photographer
Was caught three times cheating with donuts.Doesn't even OWN a birthday suit
Usually NOT present! And never gave me a presentNorwegian
Skipping No Nut November so he can do Donut DecemberMore of a cream-filled donut
In training for Masturbation MarchEnjoys No Nut November year-round
Fav Song, Tina Arena "Im in chains"Red as a lobster
Loves growing her own VegetablesLikes to go into department stores and run up and down the isles shouting "why can't you see me".
It's actually "Why can't I see you?" - and then remember to open my eyes.Likes to go into department stores and run up and down the isles shouting "why can't you see me".
Her favorite superhero is Superman because she loathes well developed characters and prefers over-powered Mary SuesIs a singer in a punk band