Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[SingleInNJ84]

He’s searching for the balloon that was stolen

 

[loquere]

They fell & can't get up.

 

[VoraciousValue]

They fell & can't get up.

Was forcibly inducted into the Canadian secret service. He's currently tasked with investigating any potential threats to Canada's maple syrup supply.

 

[Mrtenant]

Got carried off while posing naked for National Geographic on a wild zebra while on safari in Africa. His screams could be heard for miles. Hasn't been seen since.

 

[loquere]

He is Satoshi Nakamoto

 

[DeckardNYC]

He is Satoshi Nakamoto

He's on a relaxing rafting trip down the Cahulawassee River.

 

[loquere]

He went camping 🏕 at Camp David, & is currently in custody for trespassing.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Followed a “stranger danger” stranger.

 

[loquere]

Extraordinary Rendition

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinking the winning Powerball ticket was in his possession, booked a trip to Timbuktu.

 

[loquere]

Her only fans account is # 1 today.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Her only fans account is # 1 today.

Thanks for the visit

Tries to hide his calve muscles by putting oranges in his socks.

 

[loquere]

Shape-shifting

 

[DeckardNYC]

Shape-shifting

He's deep into a rabbit hole.

 

[loquere]

Spycraft

 

[DeckardNYC]

Spycraft

Parole violation.

 

[loquere]

On trial at the Hague

 

[VoraciousValue]

Got caught in a bear trap up in the mountains. That damn wolf hasn't eaten his leg off yet!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Got caught in a bear trap up in the mountains. That damn wolf hasn't eaten his leg off yet!

Moved into the outdoor aisle at Walmart.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Moved into the outdoor aisle at Walmart.

Has to pay up from his Nets in the Finals bet....

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Sherlock Holmes handed him over to the police.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sherlock Holmes handed him over to the police.

Got arrested for performing the latest tik tok challenge at the mall.

 

[loquere]

Being interrogated by the park ranger in the case of the missing pies

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He was caught stealing the air freshener from police cars.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He was caught stealing the air freshener from police cars.

She has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of running away with the circus.