Post a brief description of who you aren't........

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm really not Sparky Kronite. At least that's not my real name.

I'm really Parker Chapman, my real name.

Other than that Sparky and Parker are the same - as they appear to you on this board.

Now - that was brief - wasn't it? That was easy - wasn't it?

That was the truth........

It was.

 

[Angel]

I am also not Sparky Kronkite.

Go figure.

 

[lobito]

I am....

BATMAN!

ok, so I'm NOT Batman, I mean.

 

[AusTess]

I am NOT eerie or weird or freaky.



And despite what you may have heard,I AINT Rick Deville.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm not anybody but me........

and I have another name - Sparky - for here only.

Oh - it's on my CD too. Big deal. My stage name.

Sparky Kronkite. Yeah, I can see it up in lights. Christmas lights on my ceiling that is.

 

[J.B.]

I am not...

evil. Just misunderstood...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But......

Evil can be good is directed in a positive way.

Don't ya think?

 

[J.B.]

Re: But......

Evil can be good is directed in a positive way.
Don't ya think?

Can evil be directed in a positive way? If it is, then isn't it no longer evil? hmmmmm..... I must think....

 

[Cath!]

I am Cathy...and I still don't own one of Sparky's CDs...damn useless men!!

Besides that....

I am not an animal.

 

[BigDawg69]

I am an animal, five legged type actually

I am not an excentric millionaire out to shag as many women as possible.

Ok well the first part is who I am not anyway!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Cath......

My studio in VA is almost fully together. I lent my CD copier to my dad while we we're (and still are) moving. I should get that finale piece in a couple of weeks - they live in Richmond. Then, finally - I can start making more copies.

It won't be too long - relatively speaking.

 

[BrassMonkey]

I am not a monkey, but I am a primate.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I am not rich.

and neather am I blue.

 

[Cath!]

Re: Hey Cath......

My studio in VA is almost fully together. I lent my CD copier to my dad while we we're (and still are) moving. I should get that finale piece in a couple of weeks - they live in Richmond. Then, finally - I can start making more copies.

It won't be too long - relatively speaking.

yeah yeah yeah...heard it alllllllllllll before! You are just lucky I am such a patient woman!!

 

[perks]

I am not a feather duster, put me down.












ducks rule!!!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I am not a duck ... damnit

 

[BigDawg69]

I am not a man who want to have sex with a woman who is not a duck . . . ok that's a lie too

 

[princess4u]

i'm not

really a princess ----

but i can be a royal pain if u piss me off .....

ooops....wait....i don't think princesses can say "piss" can they???

 

[patient1]

I'm not immature & judgemental

 

[lilminx]

I am not a beer-chugging, cigar-smoking, pot-bellied, bandana-wearing, hairy trucker.



I know, I know... you're all disappointed, but I can't help what I'm not.

 

[J.B.]

Though I would like to be...

I am not the Queen of the world...
nor am I Superman's secret lover....

 

[Guest]

 

[patient1]

I am not going to let P1 win.

I am not a raggedy piece of string, I am a frayed knot.

I love that joke too.

 

[Guest]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

A man with stamina, with a big dick and a great chest

But I do have a great chest and stamina