JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2001
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This is for the first person who really made me at home here on Lit:
I wish to tell you 'bout a friend
A woman of style and grace
Ahose unbounded joy
Gives this here boy
A smile upon his face.
Her name is Aphrodisiac
She is one of the very best
But I'm here today
only to say
That she has really great breasts.
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout her hooters
Her orbs of greatest fun
Which bounce and jiggle
And really wriggle
When she has to run.
Let's not forget about her nipples
Proud and so erect
They're very sweet
Perky and neat
And wonderful to inspect.
So here's to you, querida
And your hooters so very fine.
I'd never quibble
At giving a nibble
Or at staying a while to dine.

(Who says I'm no fun anymore, huh?
)
I wish to tell you 'bout a friend
A woman of style and grace
Ahose unbounded joy
Gives this here boy
A smile upon his face.
Her name is Aphrodisiac
She is one of the very best
But I'm here today
only to say
That she has really great breasts.
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout her hooters
Her orbs of greatest fun
Which bounce and jiggle
And really wriggle
When she has to run.
Let's not forget about her nipples
Proud and so erect
They're very sweet
Perky and neat
And wonderful to inspect.
So here's to you, querida
And your hooters so very fine.
I'd never quibble
At giving a nibble
Or at staying a while to dine.

(Who says I'm no fun anymore, huh?