Possible post election newspaper headlines

[miles]

GOP STEALS ANOTHER ONE 58% to 42%
Democrats demand recount. Obama refuses to concede.

IT'S OBAMA IN A LANDSLIDE - 50.5% to 49.5%
Obama declares National Day of Worship

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lawyers Flock to Ohio
Election to be decided by January

 

[miles]

OBAMA DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT FOR LIFE
Gives speech wearing Captain Crunch Uniform and Smoking Cuban Cigar

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Surprise! Libertarian Gary Johnson becomes 45th President of the United States.

 

[miles]

Surprise! Libertarian Gary Johnson becomes 45th President of the United States.

Next time read the OP.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Obama Family Announces ThanksChanuMas Vacation in Hawaii
The South Pacific, Monaco, and San Lorenzo

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Surprise! Libertarian Gary Johnson becomes 45th President of the United States.

Was there a man-caused workplace incident disaster?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Adre]

Romney Admits Membership in the Democratic Party, Returns to Boston

 

[Liar]

Chaos At Airport As Thousands Of Lawyers Fight For Flight Seats From Cleveland To Denver.

Just my prediction of where it'll hit the fan this time.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Biden claims control of the Oval Office from Air Force One. Obama negotiates safety of pilot held hostage.

Romney: "Been there, done that."

 

[miles]

Chaos At Airport As Thousands Of Lawyers Fight For Flight Seats From Cleveland To Denver.

Just my prediction of where it'll hit the fan this time.

Makes you wonder how many lawyers are waiting for a phone call before jumping into action.

 

[miles]

Biden Confused by Voting Machine

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Makes you wonder how many lawyers are waiting for a phone call before jumping into action.

Sadly, they are already there...


It may be 2000 vu all over again...

 

[Sean]

Chaos At Airport As Thousands Of Lawyers Fight For Flight Seats From Cleveland To Denver.

Just my prediction of where it'll hit the fan this time.

The BBC were reporting yesterday that there are already legal teams in FLA getting ready to challenge the result due to so many people being locked out of the polling places.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

America To Miles: Stfu!

 

[Adre]

America To Miles: Stfu!

I will buy multiple copies

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sean]

Yes Democrat legal teams have planned the canard for the last three years. They have national effort to fuck up the system whenever a possible advantage to their cause can be had.

So a deliberate attempt to disenfranchise thousands of citizens should just be allowed to ride?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So a deliberate attempt to disenfranchise thousands of citizens should just be allowed to ride?

When rumor and innuendo are fact...



lol

Is disenfranchise dog-whistle for dogs and fire hoses? Bull Conners (D)...

 

[Sean]

When rumor and innuendo are fact...



lol

Is disenfranchise dog-whistle for dogs and fire hoses? Bull Conners (D)...

As many R's as D's were complaining about the chaos in FLA.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I will buy multiple copies

We need to get a photo of the President holding up the headline, its something all America agrees on, and the place to start uniting the country.

 

[Sean]

0836:

BBC Monitoring translates a tweet from Russian senator Alexander Torshin, who is serving as a US election monitor: "We are in the state of Tennessee. We have been given unlimited access to polling stations. There is huge interest in the work of Russian observers."

Fancy that, Russians monitoring US elections and the world hasn't ended!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As many R's as D's were complaining about the chaos in FLA.

Do you remember what caused the R's to get upset?


Do you think the D's are upset now with Panetta?

 

[Sean]

Do you remember what caused the R's to get upset?


Do you think the D's are upset now with Panetta?

They were upset because the Florida elections people couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.