Possible Inspiration: "Aliens of Porn"

[Shendude]

So, on a non-porn board I frequent, someone posted the beginning of a rather risque (for their) story. It was of cours,e shut down by the mods very, very quickly; I have been given permission to show it to you lot, in the hopes of providing amusement and perhaps inspiration.

"Ahhhhh take me.....!"
"The transmission to Earth has now been activated"
"Keep doing me until I come then I will talk to the primitives"
"They are watching"
"Double the fun!"
"Oh yes!"

Vice President Constantine Parkes took off his spectacles and wiped his heavily perspiring brow, glad that the NSA had over-ridden the public relations men of the West Wing and that this meeting was being conducted on a secure closed circuit in a secret room in NASA headquarters, Houston.

On the screen before him, an apparently human female commander was spreadeagled upon a chair, whilst another naked female thrust into her anus with a strap-on dildo. NSA technicians had confirmed that the signal was indeed coming from the anomaly that had appeared in near-Earth orbit two days ago, and was not any type of hoax, or the result of hacker activity.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!" the female commander sagged back in her chair.
"Wow" the other woman, unstrapped the dildo and tossed it away, where a barely-seen young male pounced on it, and began to lick it in the background. This second woman came to stand by her captain, full frontal onto the viewscreen displaying the shocked Vice President of the United States.

"Um" said Constantine Parkes, and the diplomatic recorder etched that word into eternity, the first uttered by an Earthbound diplomat to a visiting alien in recorded history.
"Um" the naked female commander said back, raising her own hand to her brow, "May we despatch with the pleasantries?"
"I may ask your name and your point of origin?" Parkes was seriously fluffing his lines.
"I am Star Commander Valeria Thrust, and this by second in command Unity Delight"
"I am Vice President...."
"Yes we know", Unity Delight thrust her bosom at the viewscreen, "We contacted you"
"Ah..."

A moment later, an NSA department head stepped up to the flummoxed politician and smiled thinly
"I am Leander Smythe, and while your display was entertaining, I have been responsible for liaising with the FBI in taking down numerous pornographic operations."
The female commander - Valeria - frowned deeply
"Then you are my enemy" she said slowly
Parkes looked at the NSA man in alarm, but Leander shook his head and eye-balled the women
"I am sure you under the practicalities of diplomacy" he said

Valeria turned to someone beyond the vision of those watching below
"What is contact 35?" she said
"Military specification laser targetting satellite" a male voice said
"Destroy it"

A moment later an alarm went off in the secret room within NASA's headquarters and an NSA technician leapt out of his seat,
"Sir they just took down Amber-1!"
"Firing upon our satellites is an act of war" Smythe began, but Parkes ended his outburst with a well-placed right hook that sent the NSA man flying into the wall.
"My apologies" he said, "As we have now done with pleasantries, how may we help you?"

"Our ambassadors will use the matter transmission device to greet your leader in the building known as the White House. You have five hours in which to arrange this."
"Um" Parkes fingered his spectacles, "President Clinton is of the old school - he will require clothes"
"He may wear them" Valeria shrugged
"On you?"
"To insult a Star Commander like that is usually punishable by being flayed alive" she hissed
"Oh..."

"But we can waive it if the presidents daughters partake"
"Er...partake?" Parkes stammered, thinking of prim and proper twenty year old Jessica, and surly, cold eighteen year old Leonora, "You mean, if they attend?"
"And join in"
"I am sure that can be arranged" the Vice President said
"Good, please inform my second in command what size of dildo they require, and we will make the arrangements"

"I never though I'd be saying this" Caspar Holmes took a sip of his coffee, "but are the dildos to be going into the president's daughters or are they going to be wearing them?"
There was a moment's silent in the secure meeting room while everyone looked at the National Security Advisor, the the Secretary of the Interior spoke up
"From my, er, investigations into the, ah art form, I would imagine both....ah, that is there would be a part that penetrated back whilst the female was thrusting forward"
Another silence greeted this, then the Secretary of State growled
"Are we seriously contemplating this insanity?", he stared around, "I mean how can we even talk about prostituting the president's daughters in this way!"
"Because the alien ship has enough firepower to destroy the planet" the National Security Advisor told him, "Because they have already taken down Amber-1 a key part of our orbital defences"

Another silence greeted this, then the Secretary of State stood up, leaning on the table with both hands
"I cannot be a part of this"
"Fine, Mr Secretary"
The sixty-seven year old stared at him, then nodded and left. A moment later he was apprehended by two Secret Service agents and taken away.

Caspar Holmes sat back in his chair,
"Now, where were we?"
"You knew that would happen!" Secretary of Homeland Security, Fiona Millington shouted
"Of course" Holmes looked at her, "Nobody can go blabbing about this to the press"
"The Secretary despises the press!" she spat
"Even so, he is now a security risk"
"We're just going to let them get their way?!" she asked, disbelief fighting outrage in her tone, "We are going to present the president's daughters to them to demean them...debase them?"
"It is why the president is being kept out of the loop", Robert Valentine was Secretary of Defense, and a more serious man had never been invented.

"We're going to let these fucking space dykes get their hands on Jessica and Leonora?!" Fiona Millington all but yelled.
"Oi!", Attorney General Luisa Castro leant heavily upon the table, "Enough of the discriminatory shit! Lesbian relationships are a strong part of God's Will"
There was a moment's silence; the Church of God's Will had grown up in the vacuum created by many states' gay marriage laws, and Luisa Castro was not only a mixed-race Hispanic but a vocal lesbian, and a dedicated member of the new Church.
"Fine!" Fiona snapped, "These Space Lesbians, are they are a part of God's Will?"
"Apparently so" Luisa said, and nobody could think of a reply to that.

"We have their measurements", Roland Dawes, at Health, did not usually say much, but he was aware that he could not remain silent in these circumstances, "Jessica and Leonora have quarterly health checks as part of the presidential package, we have their...measurements"
"Of their vaginas?!" Fiona Millington was outraged
"It is standard procedure"
"Send the alien ship those measurements" Caspar Holmes was glad to regain control of the meeting, "Now let us move on to the specifics of First Contact"

"Its orgy time!" Star Commander Valeria Thrust stood in all her dramatic nakedness. She turned to one of her attendants, "The dildos please"
"I ... what?" President James Jefferson Clinton was lost for words, "I thought this was a diplomatic meeting?"
"It is!" Valeria took the dildos and then tossed them at the president's daughters, "They should fit" she said
"What are you saying?" President Clinton was ashen-faced, leaning against the wall
"This is how we do diplomacy"
"This...?"
"Your daughters will put on the dildos"

The president stared at the coterie of naked alien women for a moment, then made to bolt for the Oval Office, but a Secret Service agent stepped into his path, blocking his way
"Your men and women did not think it wise to tell you" Valeria surmised, "I can see the sense of that"
She let loose a stream of hot yellow urine upon the deep-piled carpet and approached the American president,
"Do not have any thoughts of launching your nuclear weapons against us. Our ship could destroy every one of your launch silos simultaneously, if I give the word."

Caspar Holmes walked into the awkward scene, and smiled falsely at his commander-in-chief,
"I see we are all getting along well, sir"
"No we are not getting along well!" President JJ Clinton rebounded off the wall, and back into the corridor, "What in tarnation is the meaning of this?!"
"Ah", Holmes nodded, "The aliens do a lot of sex, sir"
"Do a lot of sex?" Clinton stared to where his daughters were standing, clutching their dildos uncertainly, "Just what the Hell is going on?!"

"If we are to progress this meeting, Mr President", Holmes spoke dispassionately, "your daughters must remove their clothes, strap on the dildos and fuck the Star Commander"
"No" Clinton could not find any other word, "No"
"To not do this would be to terminate the diplomatic mission" Holmes had found his rhythm, "The aliens would fire upon us, and destroy the United States"
"No"

"Its okay father", eighteen year old Leonora Clinton pulled off her top, revealing that she was not wearing a bra, "I have been trying for months to work out how to tell you I am a lesbian"
"But you can't be..." he gasped
"I've got a girlfriend", Leonora ripped off her skirt, "You've met her"
"I can't have..." Clinton gasped
"Samantha - at the beach house last Summer"
"But....last Summer....?"
"Yeah yeah", Leonora flung her panties at her father, and strapped on the dildo, "Let's see how the aliens like it up them!"

Now, while obviously, I love the basic idea, I'd change around a few details. I'd give the aliens extra arms or funny-colored skin or some such minor cosmetic change so they're obviously alien for one. For another, my preference would be for them to be bisexual instead of lesbian, and that their society actually be egalitarian rather than matriarchal.