Positively negative about myself

[KimaniNight]

So this'll will be a thread where you state something about yourself that you are not. For example:

I do not have blue eyes

or

I have not been to Mongolia

or

I do not wish to dress as a female Klingon

All true statements about myself!

So make it as silly or as serious as you want

 

[ayame34G]

I don't like a cup of coffee in the morning.

 

[RedDeeDee]

My fantasy is not to have my head yanked back by someone grabbing a fistful of my hair, for any reason

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I have never liked hearing the sound of my voice recorded.

 

[jameslewis]

Early summer mornings with a cup of coffee, sitting outside, have to be the worst way to start a day.

 

[RedDeeDee]

I will not drink a mocha shake from Arby's (ever again!)

 

[Leigh81]

I have never been to Mexico

I'm a very confident person

L

 

[Azuldrgon]

I do not have washboard abs.

I do not have a killer smile.

I do not have a problem caring about folks. (Cause I do care about them.)

 

[JackMoz]

I do not wear my sunglasses at night

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am not married to a Nigerian prince. We were engaged until he ran off with all my monies.

 

[SlyderInside]

I live in the wrong time zone.

 

[RedDeeDee]

My avatar is not be accosted by an elephant's trunk

 

[subtle_Dom]

I do not have perfect pitch (ok so I am basically tone deaf these days)

I will never be confused with an olympic sprinter.. I was once told that to call me as slow as molasses would be an insult to molasses, so on the field had to make up for that in other ways.

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not a sloucher

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I am not a sheep.

 

[JackMoz]

I hope not to be a live jackal

 

[RedDeeDee]

I'm not bald

 

[RedDeeDee]

And I'm not afraid of back-to-back postings in the same thread!

 

[Workingman0315]

I am not a sailor anymore

 

[JackMoz]

I don't listen to country and western...often

 

[AbsintheFather]

I have not been abducted by amazon alien women who wanted to perform odd breeding experiments with me

 

[KimaniNight]

I have not been abducted by amazon alien women who wanted to perform odd breeding experiments with me

I am not surprised that hasn't happened.

 

[OxfordDon]

I am not surprised that hasn't happened.

I am not purposely leaving just as you arrive!

 

[kcRollins]

Despite what others think, I am not from another planet.

 

[LadyJS]

I am not, nor ever have been, Miss Congeniality.