Positively negative about myself

KimaniNight

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So this'll will be a thread where you state something about yourself that you are not. For example:

I do not have blue eyes

or

I have not been to Mongolia

or

I do not wish to dress as a female Klingon

All true statements about myself! :)

So make it as silly or as serious as you want
 
My fantasy is not to have my head yanked back by someone grabbing a fistful of my hair, for any reason
 
I have never liked hearing the sound of my voice recorded.
 
Early summer mornings with a cup of coffee, sitting outside, have to be the worst way to start a day.
 
I do not have washboard abs.

I do not have a killer smile.

I do not have a problem caring about folks. (Cause I do care about them.)
 
I do not have perfect pitch (ok so I am basically tone deaf these days)

I will never be confused with an olympic sprinter.. I was once told that to call me as slow as molasses would be an insult to molasses, so on the field had to make up for that in other ways.
 
I have not been abducted by amazon alien women who wanted to perform odd breeding experiments with me
 
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