Positions for BBW & BHM

[wee_tia]

I am a BBW who is madly in love and lust with a BHM but we have as yet been unable have successfull penetration due to our size. Is there a position or two that might help us? Me on top won't work because of I have arthritis in both knees which makes "bouncing" impossible.

Oh - did I mention that though we are both in our 30's, we are also both quite inexperienced in sex? Maybe we just need to work out the kinks?

I love him and want desperately to experience it all with him... please help me/us.

 

[SweetErika]

Apart from you on top, what have you tried so far? Missionary? Doggy style? You on the edge of the bed on your back with him between your legs? Both standing, you leaning over the bed or back of a couch/chair? This is a little personal, but what body part(s) do you think are preventing penetration? (that'd give us a better idea of what's not working and what to suggest)

 

[drummer34]

The obvious would be you on the bed with your legs out over the side and him standing or kneeling beside the bed. Doggy might do the trick too.

 

[red_jane_doe]

If it's two big bellies in the way, you on your back and him kneeling works or you on your side with him straddling your leg works too.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

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[dolf]

hi, sorry. scarlett has issues

 

[oregun]

What Red JaneDoe said should work. Only stick a few pillows under your butt so your partner can stand more erect.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

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[Annastasia]

Fat fuckers

Didn't you just start a thread wondering why everyone hates you?

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

Didn't you just start a thread wondering why everyone hates you?

Why can't any of you simple fucks see that I was just taking the piss?

Do you seriously think I actually CARE if anyone here 'hates' me?

I couldnt give two shits.

 

[Annastasia]

Why can't any of you simple fucks see that I was just taking the piss?

Do you seriously think I actually CARE if anyone here 'hates' me?

I couldnt give two shits.

Obviously
And you're so full of it you probably give more than TWO shits.
Now get out of the serious threads and go troll somewhere else.

 

[Kassandra13]

ES, don't you have anything better to do? Is your life really so empty?

 

[Kassandra13]

Tia, I assume that doggy wouldn't work because of your knees? I'd try what red_jane_doe said, with the pillows, sounds like it might work. I think the inexperience might be a factor as well - just relax, take your time, and have fun experimenting!

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

ES, don't you have anything better to do? Is your life really so empty?

I'm at work. *yawn*

 

[onerous]

I thought it was funny and I guess accurrate

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

I thought it was funny and I guess accurrate

what are you talking about

 

[onerous]

Content..AGAIN.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

The GB is the place you can express anything you like, E_S.

 

[janisjoplin197888]

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Normal for this cunt.

 

[Quoll]

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Aaah this explains her tantrum on the gb, "F#$%%$ Mods, F@#$# B@#$"

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

what does BHM stand for... I could guess, but it would probably be edited.

 

[Debbie]

Big Handsome Men.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

Big Handsome Men.

isnt that an oxymoron?

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I can think of one position that both of you could do that would make sex a breeze: first you start by getting on an treadmill or an eliptical...

I know how mean that sounds, but the simple truth is that once body mass starts interferring with even the simple pleasures of life, like sex, then it's time to seriously re-evaluate your lifestyle and do something healthy for the both of you.

I'm assuming that since you said you're in love that you would want this person around for you to enjoy for a good long time? And if he's in love with you then he might want you around for a good long time? Well, "good long times" are drastically shortened by being obese.

Now I know that you're going to want to use the arthritis in your knees as an excuse, but it's not. Take your favorite over-the-counter pain medicine about 10 to 20 minutes before each workout and it'll help you get through it much easier. Each workout is only going to be 20-30 minutes anyway, so you should be fine.

Don't have any intake, other than water, within the two hours before you go to bed each night.

You don't have to cut out your favorite junk foods, just have them in very small portions and IN THE MORNINGS ONLY! I know, everyone is always "You have to have a nutritious breakfast! You can't have junk in the mornings!" All you have to do is have something with protien in it, have a small, controlled portion of ONE of the junk foods that you like, and then you have the rest of the day to let those calories get burned off while you're eating healthier and in more appropriate portions.

Now, I know I started this post out a bit like a flamer, but let me end it by saying that I wouldn't be giving this advice were I not living it. Recently my father was diagnosed with diabetes from being overweight and I have the unfortunate genetic perpensity for being overweight from him. Not to mention that the quality of sex I've been having is nowhere near the quality that I was having when I was built like Adonis back in my teens and twenties.

And as for the relation of you knees to your workouts, I've had one knee rebuilt on 9-10-2000, and the other knee is close to blowing out. I get my daily aspirin intake right befor each one of my workouts.

You're a mind with a body, not a body with a mind. If you let your body's cravings and laziness rule you mind's ability to keep you healthy, then poor sex and sore knees are about as much as you're going to get from yourself, and be able to give to someone else.

 

[Kassandra13]

Oh for fuck's sake - if she wanted weight loss advice, she would have asked for it! If you have an answer to her question, share - and if not, then don't. I don't understand what is so complicated about that.