Posh country club hijinks

[atariblue]

Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, Pushing Tin, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Who's Your Caddy?... In the annals of great golf movies one must hypothesis even the country club elite must have raw, passionate sex.

So, in the vein of the great 80's comedy sex romps you have a story of illicit but delightful behavior. The young golf cart attendant/valet fucks the snoody and arrogant club member's wife, the older golf instructor is boinking the new, busty lifeguard, a couple of country club milfs grow bored of the poolside and slip away to the coat closet only to be discovered by the handsome maitre d'. The kitchen staff is having an orgy in the banquet hall while there's a wedding happening on the country club lawn.

Just all sorts of kinky shenanigans going on at this seemingly quaint country club in the meadows.

 

[Carnevil9]

The puns are strong with this one.

"It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"

The golf pro is turning his girlfriend over so he can do "the back nine."

One of the waitresses, a well-known squirter, is known as "the water hazard."

The old golfers live on Viagra and are proud of their "woods."


PS - I thought "Pushing Tin" was about air traffic controllers? Maybe you're thinking of Tin Cup?

 

[atariblue]

The puns are strong with this one.

"It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"

The golf pro is turning his girlfriend over so he can do "the back nine."

One of the waitresses, a well-known squirter, is known as "the water hazard."

The old golfers live on Viagra and are proud of their "woods."


PS - I thought "Pushing Tin" was about air traffic controllers? Maybe you're thinking of Tin Cup?

Yes, Tin Cup!... Thank you for fixing my slip up.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, Pushing Tin, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Who's Your Caddy?... In the annals of great golf movies one must hypothesis even the country club elite must have raw, passionate sex.

So, in the vein of the great 80's comedy sex romps you have a story of illicit but delightful behavior. The young golf cart attendant/valet fucks the snoody and arrogant club member's wife, the older golf instructor is boinking the new, busty lifeguard, a couple of country club milfs grow bored of the poolside and slip away to the coat closet only to be discovered by the handsome maitre d'. The kitchen staff is having an orgy in the banquet hall while there's a wedding happening on the country club lawn.

Just all sorts of kinky shenanigans going on at this seemingly quaint country club in the meadows.

The groundskeeper starts to fuck the Country Club President's wife (tip of the hat to Animal House) in the filthy groundskeeper quarters, only to be bitten in the scrotum by a mischievous gopher. *Cue Kenny Loggins singing "I'm All Right"...*

 

[ericrodman101]

Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, Pushing Tin, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Who's Your Caddy?... In the annals of great golf movies one must hypothesis even the country club elite must have raw, passionate sex.

So, in the vein of the great 80's comedy sex romps you have a story of illicit but delightful behavior. The young golf cart attendant/valet fucks the snoody and arrogant club member's wife, the older golf instructor is boinking the new, busty lifeguard, a couple of country club milfs grow bored of the poolside and slip away to the coat closet only to be discovered by the handsome maitre d'. The kitchen staff is having an orgy in the banquet hall while there's a wedding happening on the country club lawn.

Just all sorts of kinky shenanigans going on at this seemingly quaint country club in the meadows.

Nice use of the word 'annals'.

As for golfing shenanigans, I expect the terms 'playing through', 'bad lie' and 'nineteenth hole' to figure prominently. Anyone for a niblick?

 

[sirhugs]

perfect fore the summer loving contest.

 

[sirhugs]

Nice use of the word 'annals'.

As for golfing shenanigans, I expect the terms 'playing through', 'bad lie' and 'nineteenth hole' to figure prominently. Anyone for a niblick?

I prefer a mashie.

 

[ericrodman101]

I prefer a mashie.

That’s a gimme

 

[sirhugs]

That’s a gimme

just don't get caught stroking your ball into the wrong cup

 

[AntoinetteW]

Foursomes are mandatory. Two twosomes may pair up, and there are plenty of physically fit students working their way through college available to join an existing threesome .

Scottish rules: women must wear short skirts, and men must wear short kilts-- so everyone can see their garter flashes.

Mulligans are not just allowed, they are mandatory.

The club employs ball cleaners at each tee box. And not the kind from Callaway.

If you look closely, there are Saint Andrew's crosses and pillories in the rough.

 

[sirhugs]

but few players complete 18 holes before gettng lost in the rough for an hour or two.
please rake the sand traps when you are finished with them.

 

[LiverpoolMaster]

"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

 

[bigtallman]

You could turn it around a little bit with the evil old corrupt country club members want to buy the land that is a beloved teenage makeout spot and turn it into something banal and stupid like a bigger clubhouse or a parking lot. Plucky young rebel teens set out to quash the plan by exposing what a bunch of perverted sex maniacs run the club, including their own parents. I'm imagining some voyeurism, sexual blackmail, first time, old/young.

 

[sirhugs]

"perverted sex maniacs"= the perfect start to a Lit story right there.

Just keep all the making ouit until the "teenagers" are over 18 - maybe the traditio is to go there after senior prom?

 

[AntoinetteW]

Just keep all the making out until the "teenagers" are over 18 - maybe the tradition is to go there after senior prom?

Jacobo Morales as Esposito, dictator of San Marcos, (1971 film Bananas):

"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all citizens under 18 years old are now -- 18 years old."

(modified slightly to fit)

 

[sirhugs]

Jacobo Morales as Esposito, dictator of San Marcos, (1971 film Bananas):

"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all citizens under 18 years old are now -- 18 years old."

(modified slightly to fit)

not sure a movie written by Woody Allen is good source material about rules governing underage sex.

 

[AntoinetteW]

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