Porn women weirdness

[Jada59]

I keep seeing this same thing time and time again. Woman is alone. Puts on undies or other skimpy clothing. Puts on lots of makeup. Maybe some high heels. Admires herself in the mirror. Rubs her belly. Bites her lower lip. Then starts towards the camera in a slow, awkward jazz walk. The one I just saw had bare feet. Scrawny, bony, bare feet. She was dragging her toes as though she suffered from drop foot. She looked at the camera as if she was fixing to hurl.

And the hair! Bad, obvious, grown out hair extensions. Roots in serious need of a touchup. It's either slicked down greasy or so filthy, I think I can see dust bunnies.

In the last few I attempted to watch, the poor guy looked horrified. Like... I have to have sex with that? *Gulp*

Who gets turned on by this? Not me.

 

[Chernosoth]

And long nails in lesbian scenes. Don't scratch the snatch.

 

[TempSpawn]

I don't necessarily watch porn because the women are "beautiful", rather for the things they will do.. I guess, the kinks I can't act out in person, the positions etc.

 

[Ovidius]

And the hair! Bad, obvious, grown out hair extensions. Roots in serious need of a touchup. It's either slicked down greasy or so filthy, I think I can see dust bunnies.

In the last few I attempted to watch, the poor guy looked horrified. Like... I have to have sex with that? *Gulp*

Who gets turned on by this? Not me.

Personally, I wait until she is face down and ass up before I get excited.

 

[stickygirl]

It's the same with sailing videos - they all use the same brand of crappy electronic copyright free mood music and hold the iphone too close to their face like they'd swallowed an airline.
Standards are slipping.
I'd like to see a dude with hairy balls now and again on a porn vid and not hear him say "there ya go" when it manages to get his dick in. Also spitting - not good with that.
Is there someone we can write to?

 

[uncle easy]

It's the same with sailing videos - they all use the same brand of crappy electronic copyright free mood music and hold the iphone too close to their face like they'd swallowed an airline.
Standards are slipping.
I'd like to see a dude with hairy balls now and again on a porn vid and not hear him say "there ya go" when it manages to get his dick in. Also spitting - not good with that.
Is there someone we can write to?

 

[uncle easy]

I keep seeing this same thing time and time again. Woman is alone. Puts on undies or other skimpy clothing. Puts on lots of makeup. Maybe some high heels. Admires herself in the mirror. Rubs her belly. Bites her lower lip. Then starts towards the camera in a slow, awkward jazz walk. The one I just saw had bare feet. Scrawny, bony, bare feet. She was dragging her toes as though she suffered from drop foot. She looked at the camera as if she was fixing to hurl.

And the hair! Bad, obvious, grown out hair extensions. Roots in serious need of a touchup. It's either slicked down greasy or so filthy, I think I can see dust bunnies.

In the last few I attempted to watch, the poor guy looked horrified. Like... I have to have sex with that? *Gulp*

Who gets turned on by this? Not me.

Try some of the 60s and 70s porn. All of the women are beautiful!!! Plus they are good at what they are doing. Check out deepthroat.

 

[TallMan69]

One of my favorites from the ‘plot era’ was A Brief Affair. Cast is loaded. Loni Sanders, Bridgette Monet, Annette Haven, Lisa de Leeuw, Sharon Mitchell, Paul Thomas and Joey Silvera. The Golden Age legend players. Back when those that sexed well also often acted well. Weird, huh. And a nice chemistry between the two leads. And lots of side story sexcapades. But Annette Haven and Paul Thomas connect nicely. Probably one of the most romantic porn I’ve ever watched. And the other scenes are playful and fun and are set up well. And there’s decent dialogue to set up each pairing. And the overarching story is nice.

 

[thør]

“There ya go”.

Watch “I am not an easy man” on Netflix.

 

[tenyari]

Huh...

I have the opposite reaction to some of this thread.

The older the porn, the more likely the actresses look like drugged out human trafficking victims - which is often due to the fact that that was frequently the case. The men just look drugged out - which again was often the case. For a while in the late 70s to early 80s, they all look like AIDS victims... which was because they often were. A lot of them folks ended up murdering each other or dying from drugs or AIDS.

In the 90s, everyone looks like they're made of more plastic than a Barbie Doll - and they typically were.

The more modern stuff is all 'amateur hour' but at least the actors and actresses look like normal people. Rarely appear to be on drugs and I don't see anyone looking off camera at the gun pointed at them... Unless I accidentally find something from Eastern Europe or Asia.

A lot of what I see now just seems like foolish young people who think this is a good career thanks to the age of social media. And who knows, they might finally be right. I'm too old to understand that stuff.

 

[Jada59]

Try some of the 60s and 70s porn. All of the women are beautiful!!! Plus they are good at what they are doing. Check out deepthroat.

I think I've seen it all. Ha

 

[Jada59]

One of my favorites from the ‘plot era’ was A Brief Affair. Cast is loaded. Loni Sanders, Bridgette Monet, Annette Haven, Lisa de Leeuw, Sharon Mitchell, Paul Thomas and Joey Silvera. The Golden Age legend players. Back when those that sexed well also often acted well. Weird, huh. And a nice chemistry between the two leads. And lots of side story sexcapades. But Annette Haven and Paul Thomas connect nicely. Probably one of the most romantic porn I’ve ever watched. And the other scenes are playful and fun and are set up well. And there’s decent dialogue to set up each pairing. And the overarching story is nice.

Yep. Have seen.

 

[Jada59]

Jazz hands feel good on your junk. Just sayin'...

They don't use jazz hands. Just the jazz walk, which if you're a dancer, you would mainly se for warming up.

 

[Tigersman]

Huh...

I have the opposite reaction to some of this thread.

The older the porn, the more likely the actresses look like drugged out human trafficking victims - which is often due to the fact that that was frequently the case. The men just look drugged out - which again was often the case. For a while in the late 70s to early 80s, they all look like AIDS victims... which was because they often were. A lot of them folks ended up murdering each other or dying from drugs or AIDS.

In the 90s, everyone looks like they're made of more plastic than a Barbie Doll - and they typically were.

The more modern stuff is all 'amateur hour' but at least the actors and actresses look like normal people. Rarely appear to be on drugs and I don't see anyone looking off camera at the gun pointed at them... Unless I accidentally find something from Eastern Europe or Asia.

A lot of what I see now just seems like foolish young people who think this is a good career thanks to the age of social media. And who knows, they might finally be right. I'm too old to understand that stuff.

The stuff being made now all have actors and actresses with tattoos and piercings all over. Both are an instant turn off for me.

 

[FL30]

I see a lot of "amateur" porn where the girls are looking at the "off screen" camera more than they are looking at either the guy or even into the camera that is filming.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

My porn turn offs:
Seeing a guy holding the woman tightly by the throat (especially when it looks like it is not enjoyed by the woman, which is most of the time)
Too much spitting.
Too much slapping. (especially face slaps) A few ass smacks are OK.
The man that pops his penis out of the woman's mouth from the side. Maybe a turnon by some, I guess?
Women with botox fish lips.
Women that try to be sexy. (mimic the stereotypical porn look). Biting lip, sucking finger, flipping hair, that jazz walk. Overly wriggling their body as they think they are just that hot.
Women that cannot get into a BJ. They cannot seem to get past 2 sucks without stopping to laugh, flip their hair, or lick somewhere else. If you are not into it, then don't do the scene.
Women that are scared of a man's ejaculation. They look like they want it so badly, but when the time comes, they want to be as far from it as possible. Don't sign up for porn, if you cannot handle a load.
Bad boob job. A flat breasted woman beats a bad or mediocre boob job any day.
Attitude during the performance. If you show less enthusiasm than my wife during sex, you definetly should not be doing porn.

I like sincerity above all. At least believable sincerity.

 

[oneblueye]

My porn turn offs:
Seeing a guy holding the woman tightly by the throat (especially when it looks like it is not enjoyed by the woman, which is most of the time)
Too much spitting.
Too much slapping. (especially face slaps) A few ass smacks are OK.
The man that pops his penis out of the woman's mouth from the side. Maybe a turnon by some, I guess?
Women with botox fish lips.
Women that try to be sexy. (mimic the stereotypical porn look). Biting lip, sucking finger, flipping hair, that jazz walk. Overly wriggling their body as they think they are just that hot.
Women that cannot get into a BJ. They cannot seem to get past 2 sucks without stopping to laugh, flip their hair, or lick somewhere else. If you are not into it, then don't do the scene.
Women that are scared of a man's ejaculation. They look like they want it so badly, but when the time comes, they want to be as far from it as possible. Don't sign up for porn, if you cannot handle a load.
Bad boob job. A flat breasted woman beats a bad or mediocre boob job any day.
Attitude during the performance. If you show less enthusiasm than my wife during sex, you definetly should not be doing porn.

I like sincerity above all. At least believable sincerity.

99.9% agree with everything printed in this post

 

[Cobaltofdark]

My porn turn offs:
Seeing a guy holding the woman tightly by the throat (especially when it looks like it is not enjoyed by the woman, which is most of the time)
Too much spitting.
Too much slapping. (especially face slaps) A few ass smacks are OK.
The man that pops his penis out of the woman's mouth from the side. Maybe a turnon by some, I guess?
Women with botox fish lips.
Women that try to be sexy. (mimic the stereotypical porn look). Biting lip, sucking finger, flipping hair, that jazz walk. Overly wriggling their body as they think they are just that hot.
Women that cannot get into a BJ. They cannot seem to get past 2 sucks without stopping to laugh, flip their hair, or lick somewhere else. If you are not into it, then don't do the scene.
Women that are scared of a man's ejaculation. They look like they want it so badly, but when the time comes, they want to be as far from it as possible. Don't sign up for porn, if you cannot handle a load.
Bad boob job. A flat breasted woman beats a bad or mediocre boob job any day.
Attitude during the performance. If you show less enthusiasm than my wife during sex, you definetly should not be doing porn.

I like sincerity above all. At least believable sincerity.

Looking for sincerity in porn is like looking for a virgin in a house of Ill repute

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Looking for sincerity in porn is like looking for a virgin in a house of Ill repute

I know those guys!

 

[NewOldGuy77]

And long nails in lesbian scenes. Don't scratch the snatch.

"Snatches get scratches", is what they say in porn prison.

 

[Chernosoth]

Many porn scenes start with part of a story, and then just end, leaving the story unfinished. I have edited many scenes to remove the story bits. None is better than incomplete.

 

[MetalRabbit51]

My porn turn offs:
Seeing a guy holding the woman tightly by the throat (especially when it looks like it is not enjoyed by the woman, which is most of the time)
Too much spitting.
Too much slapping. (especially face slaps) A few ass smacks are OK.
The man that pops his penis out of the woman's mouth from the side. Maybe a turnon by some, I guess?
Women with botox fish lips.
Women that try to be sexy. (mimic the stereotypical porn look). Biting lip, sucking finger, flipping hair, that jazz walk. Overly wriggling their body as they think they are just that hot.
Women that cannot get into a BJ. They cannot seem to get past 2 sucks without stopping to laugh, flip their hair, or lick somewhere else. If you are not into it, then don't do the scene.
Women that are scared of a man's ejaculation. They look like they want it so badly, but when the time comes, they want to be as far from it as possible. Don't sign up for porn, if you cannot handle a load.
Bad boob job. A flat breasted woman beats a bad or mediocre boob job any day.
Attitude during the performance. If you show less enthusiasm than my wife during sex, you definetly should not be doing porn.

I like sincerity above all. At least believable sincerity.

All of these. Some I see more than others. The bit where it's considered sexy for the guy to pop his cock in and out of the side of the woman's mouth is singularly bizarre. And as Jada59 mentioned, the weird "jazz" walk. The choking isn't sexy to me. I see a lot of "coaching" going on, from the camera person to the performers. This contributes to the artificiality that's not sexy. Just makes that piece of porn comical, which is good for a laugh at times. But I'm looking for hotness in porn, not comedy! Unless it's intentional. And I think we have seen the end, sadly, of adult films with real actors who were not only good at their lines, but good at sex as well. Not that amateur stuff can't be hot, a lot of it is! But I'm also left cold by the fake stuff and insincerity. We who enjoy sex can tell when porn actors are going through the motions, or worse, look like they're being coerced somehow.

 

[WSM98]

"Snatches get scratches", is what they say in porn prison.

Dude, that's regular prison.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

My porn turn offs:
Seeing a guy holding the woman tightly by the throat (especially when it looks like it is not enjoyed by the woman, which is most of the time)
Too much spitting.
Too much slapping. (especially face slaps) A few ass smacks are OK.
The man that pops his penis out of the woman's mouth from the side. Maybe a turnon by some, I guess?
Women with botox fish lips.
Women that try to be sexy. (mimic the stereotypical porn look). Biting lip, sucking finger, flipping hair, that jazz walk. Overly wriggling their body as they think they are just that hot.
Women that cannot get into a BJ. They cannot seem to get past 2 sucks without stopping to laugh, flip their hair, or lick somewhere else. If you are not into it, then don't do the scene.
Women that are scared of a man's ejaculation. They look like they want it so badly, but when the time comes, they want to be as far from it as possible. Don't sign up for porn, if you cannot handle a load.
Bad boob job. A flat breasted woman beats a bad or mediocre boob job any day.
Attitude during the performance. If you show less enthusiasm than my wife during sex, you definetly should not be doing porn.

I like sincerity above all. At least believable sincerity.

I dissagree with this. Some chick with a washboard chest ain't getting me going.

All of these. Some I see more than others. The bit where it's considered sexy for the guy to pop his cock in and out of the side of the woman's mouth is singularly bizarre. And as Jada59 mentioned, the weird "jazz" walk. The choking isn't sexy to me. I see a lot of "coaching" going on, from the camera person to the performers. This contributes to the artificiality that's not sexy. Just makes that piece of porn comical, which is good for a laugh at times. But I'm looking for hotness in porn, not comedy! Unless it's intentional. And I think we have seen the end, sadly, of adult films with real actors who were not only good at their lines, but good at sex as well. Not that amateur stuff can't be hot, a lot of it is! But I'm also left cold by the fake stuff and insincerity. We who enjoy sex can tell when porn actors are going through the motions, or worse, look like they're being coerced somehow.

Porn does usually have directors.

 

[MetalRabbit51]

Porn does usually have directors.

Oh, sure. Even if it's the same person filming/performing. But there's lots of room for the "director" to give confusing directions to their subject(s). Lots of room for miscommunication, which leads to some funny, or peculiar, results on the video.