Porn pet peeves!

[Jada59]

My current one is filthy feet. I get it if they are outside or maybe in a dungeon. But in the bedroom or living room? Ew. If you're not gonna clen your floor, at least keep some baby wipes and use them before you film!

 

[twister947]

My current one is filthy feet. I get it if they are outside or maybe in a dungeon. But in the bedroom or living room? Ew. If you're not gonna clen your floor, at least keep some baby wipes and use them before you film!

Nails. Dirty, chipped polish, broken....ugh!

 

[Jada59]

Nails. Dirty, chipped polish, broken....ugh!

Ooh. That too!

And another one. She sucks on only the head of his cock. Sometimes only part of the head. Acts like her mouth is dainty and can't get any more in!

 

[hulmule]

Ooh. That too!

And another one. She sucks on only the head of his cock. Sometimes only part of the head. Acts like her mouth is dainty and can't get any more in!

Yes that is mine. If i wanted a hand job i would do it my self, get your mouth all the way down on that 8" ... dont want to see a hand on it... just your deep throat

 

[haventdonethat]

High heels while naked and in bed.

 

[Carnevil9]

Huge tattoos. I don't mind small tasteful ones, but big ones that look like an article of clothing just decrease the eroticism for me. I prefer naked people to look naked.

 

[Cate_Archer]

Huge tattoos. I don't mind small tasteful ones, but big ones that look like an article of clothing just decrease the eroticism for me. I prefer naked people to look naked.

I like tattoos, but not in porn. Distracts me, especially if it's a flowing shape or something.

 

[srjman]

TV on in the background in amateur porn. Turn off the Simpson’s during your threesome!

 

[Carnevil9]

Oh, I forgot the worst one! The girl gives him a nice long sloppy sexy blowjob, but then, he pulls out of her mouth and JERKS HIMELF OFF! What is WRONG with these people?

 

[HordHolm]

Women naked but for a bra, and instead of taking it off her tits are then just hooked out of it. Just take the bloody thing off, already! And, of course, guys in socks.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

When the girl doesn't touch the guy with her hands.
When they're obviously fucking for the camera angle.

 

[savmitch1038]

Unrealistic moans or sexy sounds! The video goes off immediately when that happens.

Dirty feet are a close second.

 

[FL30]

Oh, I forgot the worst one! The girl gives him a nice long sloppy sexy blowjob, but then, he pulls out of her mouth and JERKS HIMELF OFF! What is WRONG with these people?

This is because it is considered the "money shot". It's easier for the guy to control it than it is for the woman so that is why this happens.

This came about because a lot of people thought that guys were "faking it" in porn movies when they were on 8mm and reels. That era of porn had guys orgasming in the women, but since it never showed the cum actually exiting out of the penis, people thought that the male orgasm was faked. To prove that it was real, the "money shot" was created and is still used to this day.

 

[FL30]

Unrealistic moans or sexy sounds! The video goes off immediately when that happens.

Yep, I find that Japanese porn is excessive in this regard. So much noise for very little movements. Way to fake and so overly excessive.

 

[FL30]

When they're obviously fucking for the camera angle.

almost all porn today - the girls are all looking at the camera instead of focusing on the job at hand.

 

[Eat_my_cookie]

Music! I won’t even watch it if it has music playing.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Faceless porn. Bodies are beautiful, but if I can't see a face, I'm not interested.

 

[Rockwell12]

Over the top faking it it, such as a woman screaming how she's cumming 2 seconds after penetration. Or the other end of the spectrum where one of the participants looks like they'd rather be somewhere else.

 

[Carnevil9]

This is because it is considered the "money shot". It's easier for the guy to control it than it is for the woman so that is why this happens.

This came about because a lot of people thought that guys were "faking it" in porn movies when they were on 8mm and reels. That era of porn had guys orgasming in the women, but since it never showed the cum actually exiting out of the penis, people thought that the male orgasm was faked. To prove that it was real, the "money shot" was created and is still used to this day.

That's no excuse. I've seen plenty of videos where they guy is obviously ejaculating, but the woman is the one finishing him off with her hands or her mouth or her tits.

If I want to see a guy yanking his own crank, I'll go do it in front of the bathroom mirror.

 

[Jada59]

Yes that is mine. If i wanted a hand job i would do it my self, get your mouth all the way down on that 8" ... dont want to see a hand on it... just your deep throat

Yep!!

 

[Jada59]

High heels while naked and in bed.

Yeah. Sooo weird

 

[Jada59]

Huge tattoos. I don't mind small tasteful ones, but big ones that look like an article of clothing just decrease the eroticism for me. I prefer naked people to look naked.

That too. Wasted too much time trying to figure out if this woman had a medical condition or just a bad tattoo.

 

[Jada59]

TV on in the background in amateur porn. Turn off the Simpson’s during your threesome!

Hehehe.

 

[Jada59]

Oh, I forgot the worst one! The girl gives him a nice long sloppy sexy blowjob, but then, he pulls out of her mouth and JERKS HIMELF OFF! What is WRONG with these people?

I hate that too!

 

[Jada59]

Unrealistic moans or sexy sounds! The video goes off immediately when that happens.

Dirty feet are a close second.

Yep!!