Porn cliches - what would you REALLY like to see??

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I've been thinking recently how a lot of porn shows stuff that people think we all want to see but it's tough to find the stuff that *really* appeals to me. I don't whether this is because most of it is made by men for men or whether it's a general experience of whether I'm just a freak! :D

For example, I don't want to see huge cocks. They look scarey and out of proportion and I can't help thinking 'ow, that's gotta hurt!'

It's also a drag that everyone is completely hairless downstairs. I know it's so that explicit bits can be seen clearly, but personally I prefer to see a bit of hair (within limits!) Completely shaven/waxed looks a bit too childlike for me and the thought of a razor being anywhere near my happy bits :eek: :eek:

A bit more sensuality and a bit less gynaecology. And I'm all for anal fun, but if I see one more arsehole actually held wide open I think I'll vomit. If I wanna see someone's bowel I'll go and have a colonoscopy thanks :rolleyes:

Well, there are lots more I could think of, but I thought I'd see if I was alone with all of this.....

S xx
 
I'm with you, most porn I've seen is way to concentrated on the close up and money shot. i weant to see more lingerie, more half clothed sex. And less fake boobs. I for one am a fan of smaller perkier breasts. Also the topics blow, I mean how many plumbers get to fuck thier clients?
 
i'm not a great fan of porn...i find it really repetative after a few minutes!
the really entertaining ones are ones with plots...even if it is just a secertary having to fuck for her interview...heh. they just give me so much joke!

hm.
thinks.
:rolleyes:
 
jase_conner said:
Also the topics blow, I mean how many plumbers get to fuck thier clients?

Most of them get to *screw* their clients for the call out charge :D
 
I prefer any amatuer porn to the huge cocks and fake boobs...guess that is why I hang out at an amatuer picture board.

As to what I would like to see in porn..men cumming in other places other than the face..like that happens every day..
 
Like to see ?

I like pics of ordinary people , amateur sexy pics combined with some real good comments and discussions .
Regarding action or shots i mostly like half dressed women , cute lingerie and soft skins !!!!!

:rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
Interesting thread and I want to put my two cents worth in. I perfer hot sexy movies that are not porn. Two of the older examples are(I know these choices will really date me) "The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea" and "The Big Easy". Both were well told stories about other things besides sex and were well performed by good actors.

A hot story that is closer to the truth does so much more for me and my wife. And character counts in these stories. Thanks for the thread!
 
hm, well, i'm sorry but i love porn. NOT ALL PORN MIND YOU. just good porn. i suppose i'm on the opposite end here though...hehehe... because i love kink. always have, always will. soooo, open butts, close ups and raunchy pounding are really what i adore. i love to scream and beg for it to be harder, faster, slower. i want to tell you to finger my ass when you're fucking me from behind. i like to be fucked in the ass period. i like to have my ass fucked with a dildo (a big on) when i'm receiving a good pussy licking. i love cocks. i love pictures of huge cocks. i think they are beautiful, just like the close veiw of a pussy makes me cream my panties, so does a cock that's hard. i love sucking cock and licking and fingering asshole. i've already been upstairs once this morning sucking his gorgeous cock and then climbing on top of him and fucking him first in my pussy and then in the ass really hard til he came inside of me. i am constantly horny. i masturbate in public all the time as well as at home. in the car, dressing rooms, bathrooms, at my desk, at a bar, in the movies... i'll sneak off to the bathroom several times a day at work just to make myself cum. i love swallowing his cum. i would never spit, as i see this as an insult. i love eating pussy and sucking breasts as well. i love the way it tastes and how it feels to have her buck and writhe on my face while she cums. i have a huge butt fetish so the closer and more gaping the better. i also love using a strap-on dildo to pleasure that area for him. and last but not least, i have a pee fetish. i love watching girls pee. (guys too) i have been peeing and masturbating since i was a little girl. i never want to stop. it feels so good and warm and makes me quiver and cum so hard. i understand where you are coming from and have heard many with your perspective. it just makes me want to corrupt you though...;) porn is good for one thing: GETTING YOUR RAUNCH ON!!!!

:devil: :heart: :devil: :heart: -- pinkie
 
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another good french film is baise moi...good plot. decent sex scenes.

a lot of short films by japanesse director Ichiro Tanida explore the japanesse perception of sex (which is completely different to ours)...the onedotzero festival is going around the uk at the moment, and are featuring his work.

newcastle 8th - 19 November
middlesbrough 12th-19th November
 
jase_conner said:
I'm with you, most porn I've seen is way to concentrated on the close up and money shot. i weant to see more lingerie, more half clothed sex. And less fake boobs. I for one am a fan of smaller perkier breasts. Also the topics blow, I mean how many plumbers get to fuck thier clients?



LOL.....and I have seen too many square jaws, heavily made-up faces, brand new spike-heeled pumps.... and no plot whatsoever. Frankly porn leaves me indifferent, I have been like that since very young, I was always the one either yawning in boredom or cracking up jokes and ruining the 'atmosphere' for everybody else.
Now reading erotica is different, I can make up my own imagery and get very aroused.
As well as films, a sensuous scene... I remember Sharon Stone in 'Sliver' removing her lace panties in a restaurant, in plain view, handing them over to her b/f.... hm, that's the kind of stuff works for me ;)
 
We keep our innermost sexual desires and fantasies hidden to all but a select few. The things that turn us on and drive us sexually reveal so much about who we are beneath the veneer that we present to the world, and we make ourselves vulnerable by revealing them. In order for someone to see those hidden desires, one must first gain our trust. That is the nature of a sexual relationship and should be the basis for erotic movies. So much porn is of the "lets-take-off-our-clothes-and-fuck" variety, that they miss the whole point. When I make love to a woman, I like to start with her fully clothed. Then I slowly peel back the layers of clothing, reveling in each new discovery as she reveals herself to me. That is why I love your posts so much, smartandsexy; you understand the erotic joy of discovery. A truly erotic film would replicate this. Instead of jumping right into the fucking, I would prefer a story line that teases and builds the erotic tension, slowly peeling back the characters' layers to reveal their innermost desires, fears and fantasies. It's that sexual tension that makes for a good move (and good sex). I don't want the climax in the first five minutes! String me along and build toward an erotic and satisfying finish. I want to see the sexual mind in action, not just the sexual organs.
 
smartandsexy said:
I've been thinking recently how a lot of porn shows stuff that people think we all want to see but it's tough to find the stuff that *really* appeals to me. I don't whether this is because most of it is made by men for men or whether it's a general experience of whether I'm just a freak! :D

For example, I don't want to see huge cocks. They look scarey and out of proportion and I can't help thinking 'ow, that's gotta hurt!'

It's also a drag that everyone is completely hairless downstairs. I know it's so that explicit bits can be seen clearly, but personally I prefer to see a bit of hair (within limits!) Completely shaven/waxed looks a bit too childlike for me and the thought of a razor being anywhere near my happy bits :eek: :eek:

A bit more sensuality and a bit less gynaecology. And I'm all for anal fun, but if I see one more arsehole actually held wide open I think I'll vomit. If I wanna see someone's bowel I'll go and have a colonoscopy thanks :rolleyes:

Well, there are lots more I could think of, but I thought I'd see if I was alone with all of this.....

S xx
for me i would rather see a soft core porn where you have to use your imagination ..the kind where you now whats going on but you cant see it all...a good breast shot or a guys head between a sexy girls legs you know what he's doing but cant tell except for her moans and his head moving slowly back and forth to me porn is all about the hardcore penatration but those guys arent the norm of size and all it does is make other guys jealous i mean i havent met too many girls who could handle 12 or 13 inches and 5 inches around but to answer the question for me i would like to use my imagination more the see penatration......:devil: :D :kiss: :rose:
 
All very interesting. But then I've always suspected lit was frequented by a better class of pervert :D

Anyone else got any thoughts on the matter?
 
smartandsexy,

You can't be a pervert -- you're never at the meetings! But seriously, you might be right. Not to be self-serving, but it seems to me that people attracted to Literotica are those who are turned on by words and the mental images they conjure. It takes a little brain work to turn those words into mental imagery. Comparing reading erotica with watching porn is like comparing your favorite book to the move based on it. A book, a short story, or anything based on the written word takes a little more imagination to bring to life. Movies and television are much more passive. Not that I don't mind looking at a salacious pic every now and then...


Boomer
 
smartandsexy said:
All very interesting. But then I've always suspected lit was frequented by a better class of pervert :D

Anyone else got any thoughts on the matter?

Mostly .. I love HAPPY Sexy thread with lots of giggles. :kiss:
 
Easy does it . . . every time.

Gusty Wind said:
Mostly .. I love HAPPY Sexy thread with lots of giggles. :kiss:
Gusty does it again, expresses my feelings with the
charm she masters. :heart:

Was S&S meaning film? When I read her first entry
I thought she meant on Literotica but most response
seemed to focus on film, movies.

Today, there is much variety to please every taste.
My preference leaves the behind behind. Except for
soft buttbutt touches and holding on for dear life.

And we add gentle tickles to Gusty's giggles for a
full serving of fun with our sexy dessert. :D
 
pinkstarfish said:
hm, well, i'm sorry but i love porn. NOT ALL PORN MIND YOU. just good porn. i suppose i'm on the opposite end here though...hehehe... because i love kink. always have, always will. soooo, open butts, close ups and raunchy pounding are really what i adore. i love to scream and beg for it to be harder, faster, slower. i want to tell you to finger my ass when you're fucking me from behind. i like to be fucked in the ass period. i like to have my ass fucked with a dildo (a big on) when i'm receiving a good pussy licking. i love cocks. i love pictures of huge cocks. i think they are beautiful, just like the close veiw of a pussy makes me cream my panties, so does a cock that's hard. i love sucking cock and licking and fingering asshole. i've already been upstairs once this morning sucking his gorgeous cock and then climbing on top of him and fucking him first in my pussy and then in the ass really hard til he came inside of me. i am constantly horny. i masturbate in public all the time as well as at home. in the car, dressing rooms, bathrooms, at my desk, at a bar, in the movies... i'll sneak off to the bathroom several times a day at work just to make myself cum. i love swallowing his cum. i would never spit, as i see this as an insult. i love eating pussy and sucking breasts as well. i love the way it tastes and how it feels to have her buck and writhe on my face while she cums. i have a huge butt fetish so the closer and more gaping the better. i also love using a strap-on dildo to pleasure that area for him. and last but not least, i have a pee fetish. i love watching girls pee. (guys too) i have been peeing and masturbating since i was a little girl. i never want to stop. it feels so good and warm and makes me quiver and cum so hard. i understand where you are coming from and have heard many with your perspective. it just makes me want to corrupt you though...;) porn is good for one thing: GETTING YOUR RAUNCH ON!!!!

:devil: :heart: :devil: :heart: -- pinkie

As for me, I think I just love pinkie:p
 
the porn, according to Boomerpw

Of course, the mind has it!! (and a little salacious pic,
every now and then
definitely doesn't hurt) :catroar:

I like to see a lot of intimacy involved, lots of touching,
caressing, and those deep kisses, eye contact, like everyday people,
and I need sounds, slurpy sounds, real sounds!!


I'll be baaaack, after this message from our spornsors lol

*a most laudable thread you have here, smart and sexy :)
 
I actually like to see alot of foreplay and the passion in someone's eyes....I love that look two people get right as they realize they want each other. That's my favorite part....not that I don't love all teh fuck scenes, but I can only watch a dude's ball flap against an ass for so long before I need a scene change.
 
bearlee!!! you sweet sweetie pie you!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

zen - i love the ballslapping comment...hehehe, you're so cute.

PORN TO CHECK OUT : Seymore Butts, hands down... or in this case, up and down. tee hee.:devil:
 
pinkstarfish said:
bearlee!!! you sweet sweetie pie you!!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

zen - i love the ballslapping comment...hehehe, you're so cute.

PORN TO CHECK OUT : Seymore Butts, hands down... or in this case, up and down. tee hee.:devil:

You are a very interesting individual pinkie.
 
I actually like Seymore Butts' show on Showtime, about his life. It's pretty funny.
 
Re: Easy does it . . . every time.

HawaiiBill said:
Gusty does it again, expresses my feelings with the
charm she masters. :heart:

Was S&S meaning film? When I read her first entry
I thought she meant on Literotica but most response
seemed to focus on film, movies.

Today, there is much variety to please every taste.
My preference leaves the behind behind. Except for
soft buttbutt touches and holding on for dear life.

And we add gentle tickles to Gusty's giggles for a
full serving of fun with our sexy dessert. :D


Aww . . You are Sweeeeeeeeett :D :p:p ...ty :kiss:
 
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