Pop it in. Yank it out. Repeat.

[beetlebum]

I wonder how a random orgy would come about.. One scenario is..

"Hey who wants to play naked twister??"

haha, that is basically a guaranteed orgy proposal

 

[Ginny]

hey...what time does mrsstonedfox get home from work?

 

[misterstonedfox]

hey...what time does mrsstonedfox get home from work?

'Bout 5:20 central

 

[TWB]

it's hot when your pussy is so wet....his knob and shaft are wet and ready....and he can just pull out of your pussy....and glide into your ass.....no fumbling for lube....



theodore - do you mean pop into the ass, blow your stuff and then go from there....or are we back on the sexy fleet enema squirtage technique?

The fleet enema squirtage technique, of course. I know StonedFox would love it. She is just that kinda girl.

 

[Ginny]

'Bout 5:20 central

mmmmmm i'll be driving home.....thinking 'bout you two.....

 

[misterstonedfox]

mmmmmm i'll be driving home.....thinking 'bout you two.....

If it even happens....

 

[Ginny]

you did call her and tell her you loved her, huh?

 

[misterstonedfox]

you did call her and tell her you loved her, huh?

I hit her cell....no answer.

That means she was busy.

I sent her a text saying that I just wanted to tell her how much I love her, and that she is the most beautifulest girl in da whole wild wurld...she likes the sillyness...no answer.

That means she's REAL busy....not a good sign.

 

[garbage can]

Hi Ginny, nice to see you again...

I like your juice blotter..

 

[Ginny]

I hit her cell....no answer.

That means she was busy.

I sent her a text saying that I just wanted to tell her how much I love her, and that she is the most beautifulest girl in da whole wild wurld...she likes the sillyness...no answer.

That means she's REAL busy....not a good sign.

good going!

now go take a shower and get your junk all sparkly....pick up any messes you've made since she's been gone.....cook supper if you know how - i don't, so that's not a requirement for buttfucking......download "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.....and getcher your 'glide handy......


masturbating......just playing with yourself for awhile before she gets home is probably a good idea.....getchoo all wound up like the manimal you appear to be....


text her something else, too....cute.....that will make her think..."omg i love this man!"



i wanna be assraped when i get home....dammit....

 

[misterstonedfox]

good going!

now go take a shower and get your junk all sparkly....pick up any messes you've made since she's been gone.....cook supper if you know how - i don't, so that's not a requirement for buttfucking......download "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.....and getcher your 'glide handy......


masturbating......just playing with yourself for awhile before she gets home is probably a good idea.....getchoo all wound up like the manimal you appear to be....


text her something else, too....cute.....that will make her think..."omg i love this man!"



i wanna be assraped when i get home....dammit....

gimme something....i'm drawing a blank.

 

[Ginny]

Hi Ginny, nice to see you again...
I like your juice blotter..

GC....sheets are wonderful blotters......

 

[Ginny]

gimme something....i'm drawing a blank.

you haven't realized how stupid i am yet......

tortoise? help himmmm!

 

[tortoise]

I would love to help, but my cuteness-generator is on the fritz right now, I'm afraid.

Just be yourself. Don't just tell her you love her, tell her WHY you love her. Tell her why she is the only girl in the world for you. Tell her when she walks into a room, it's like the rest of the world fades to gray, like she has her own personal rainbow that shines on her alone, whereever she goes.

See, I got nothin'…

 

[misterstonedfox]

I came up with somethin' good......done deal!

 

[tortoise]

Excellent!

Go get her. I'll be rooting for you.

 

[TWB]

Cute?

IM her the following in succession:

1. I am blue as a horny smurf when you are not with me.

2. I need 100 sponge bobs to soak up my tears when you are gone

3. My cock is like a listless strawberry shortcake without you.

4. I have gotten myself greased up...greasier than wimpy's burger...just for you

5. I can't wait till you get home...

5. I love you

6. TWB says Hi

7. I want to make hot monkey love with your sexy behind when you get home.

8. OK?

9. HELLO????

10..k, rly.

 

[tortoise]

Adorable!

 

[misterstonedfox]

Almost time!

 

[tortoise]

Yay!

Have fun, you two.

 

[misterstonedfox]

Still not home.

 

[tortoise]

An-ti-ci-paaa-tion.

 

[smy3th]

Ya think they're still going at it, ass humping?

Or did she just walk in the door and say: You gotta be kidding!

 

[tortoise]

Word has it that the asshumping has been postponed until tomorrow in hopes of staving off teh dreaded taco sogginess.

 

[Ginny]

damn....