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dr_mabeuse

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Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Nether world.

I'd say under world would be more appropriate. ;)


Hrm ... Groin & Crotch sounds like a lame parody of Starsky & Hutch.
 
impressive said:
I'd say under world would be more appropriate. ;)


Hrm ... Groin & Crotch sounds like a lame parody of Starsky & Hutch.
Or Larry Flynt's lawyers.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?

upper thigh?

lower torso?

genitals/genital region

pubic bone/ pubic region

where the sun don't shine?

--does that help at all doc?
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?

Groin and Crotch were a famous London Solicitor in the 19th century. Their offices were in Long Acre.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?
Cunt-yard?
 
I looked up crotch and it referred only to the fact of angles, which is what it describes I suppose. One synonym, which I had to look up to be certain, used the words deviation, immoral and abberation in their definition.

So, with particular reference to Lit and smut in general I give you OBLIQUITY
 
sweetnpetite said:
upper thigh?

lower torso?

genitals/genital region

pubic bone/ pubic region

where the sun don't shine?

--does that help at all doc?

I used "hips", even though it's a lie.

A man and a woman are embracing. She kind of leans back and rubs herself teasingly against his dick, the way some ladies are wont to do.

Technically I guess it's her pubic mound or pubis, but that sounds about as sexy as her "pyloric sphincter." I tried "loins", but that sounded too Biblical, so I went with hips.

But what a raunchy word "crotch" is. Even "armpit" is prettier.

And how's the search for synonyms for "nipple" going? I finally figured out how to spell "areloa", and there's always "buds" and "nubs" (sounds like another Vaudeville act), but I'm getting desperate. I might have to resort to "milk hatch" or "Chinese hat".

This porn biz is rough.

--Zoot
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?
junction.
but maybe not cuz then i start singing...conjunction junction whats your function.
 
Opps! Talk about embarassing. I thought we were referring to males when I posted. :eek:

I usually stick to 'mound.' In this case, I wouldn't think it too inapt to have her grinding her hungry womanhood against him.
 
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dr_mabeuse said:
Groin and Crotch.

And loins isn't much better.

Isn't there any word for that top-of-the-thighs, bottom-of-the-belly region that doesn't sound like New Jersey slang?


Only thing that comes to mind right off is abs and pelvis, neither of which is exactly the right location wanted.
 
:eek:

The anatomy of the groin can be clinically difficult to define.

The groin consists of the area where the abdomen meets the legs and includes the structures of the perineum. The groin, therefore, includes the following: the lower rectus abdominis musculature, the inguinal region, the symphysis pubis, the upper portions of the adductor muscles of the thigh, and the genitalia and the scrotum.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
I used "hips", even though it's a lie.

A man and a woman are embracing. She kind of leans back and rubs herself teasingly against his dick, the way some ladies are wont to do.

Technically I guess it's her pubic mound or pubis, but that sounds about as sexy as her "pyloric sphincter." I tried "loins", but that sounded too Biblical, so I went with hips.

But what a raunchy word "crotch" is. Even "armpit" is prettier.

And how's the search for synonyms for "nipple" going? I finally figured out how to spell "areloa", and there's always "buds" and "nubs" (sounds like another Vaudeville act), but I'm getting desperate. I might have to resort to "milk hatch" or "Chinese hat".

This porn biz is rough.

--Zoot

Do you have to specifically mention a part? Can you just say that she teasingly rubbed herself against him? We all know which part she's rubbing if you discuss the moving of her hips while they embrace.

And as for tits - how about milk duds?

:)
 
dr_mabeuse said:
Technically I guess it's her pubic mound or pubis, but that sounds about as sexy as her "pyloric sphincter." I tried "loins", but that sounded too Biblical, so I went with hips.

I've used mons in that instance.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
I used "hips", even though it's a lie.

A man and a woman are embracing. She kind of leans back and rubs herself teasingly against his dick, the way some ladies are wont to do.

Technically I guess it's her pubic mound or pubis, but that sounds about as sexy as her "pyloric sphincter." I tried "loins", but that sounded too Biblical, so I went with hips.

But what a raunchy word "crotch" is. Even "armpit" is prettier.

And how's the search for synonyms for "nipple" going? I finally figured out how to spell "areloa", and there's always "buds" and "nubs" (sounds like another Vaudeville act), but I'm getting desperate. I might have to resort to "milk hatch" or "Chinese hat".

This porn biz is rough.

--Zoot


Doc, I sometimes use the vee of her legs. It's not very good, but like you crotch just sounds blah and anytime I hear groin I hink of an athlete pulling thiers and how much it hurts.
 
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