Poor Poor Joey

[Rhys]

Desperation and cheap lube. tsk tsk tsk.

 

[Guest]

You boys should be ashamed.

You and carson, taunting that poor lad.

The least you could do is use the duct tape on him and toss him in a prison courtyard or something.

Give him what he wants.

 

[Rhys]

Joey doesn't know what he wants. This is the fundamental problem.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Joey, make the investment, your booty will thank you. Lube

 

[erise]

Joey doesn't know what he wants.

That's when you're supposed to step in and tell him what he wants. Where's your sense of responsibility?




(Who's Joey?)

 

[carsonshepherd]

and hurry, before it's too late. Rhys isn't known for his patience....

 

[Rhys]

Crisco would be better at this rate.

 

[Rhys]

That's when you're supposed to step in and tell him what he wants. Where's your sense of responsibility?




(Who's Joey?)

This silly, mouthy little uncooperative little starfishy sub who follows us all over. Wants to play but then you try to include him and he just bottoms out.

Boring really.

 

[Celtic Princess]

and hurry, before it's too late. Rhys isn't known for his patience....

*grins*

 

[carsonshepherd]

and he's starfished out on us again, leaving us with a perfectly good thread. What should we use it for?

 

[Celtic Princess]

We could discuss cooking. You're always making something yummy.


or

Maybe it should be the "what's pissing me off right now" thread.



Decisions, decisions.

 

[carsonshepherd]

right now i'm making zucchini pancakes.

and what's pissing me off, is my vacuum cleaner is not sucking. Or it sucks. One or the other. Whatever.

 

[Rhys]

and he's starfished out on us again, leaving us with a perfectly good thread. What should we use it for?

See, this is EXACTLY the problem. Now, a few hours from now, he'll log back on and post some lame excuse and a few lines of almost porn and expect us to accept his work as passable.

I say we kick the little runt to the curb and be done with it.

 

[Rhys]

right now i'm making zucchini pancakes.

and what's pissing me off, is my vacuum cleaner is not sucking. Or it sucks. One or the other. Whatever.

Oh now that really does suck. *nods*

 

[carsonshepherd]

*dances around Joey*

*kick* *kick*

 

[Rhys]

He's a hackysack!

*kick*

 

[Celtic Princess]

Oh now that really does suck. *nods*

Yes, it does suck. Not as well as me... but it's a different matter entirely.

 

[carsonshepherd]

He's a hackysack!

*kick*

*kick, kick, kick*

 

[Rhys]

* knee bounce, knee bounce*

*kick, ankle flip, kick*

Shall we turn him into a football and see if we can't get a match together?

 

[carsonshepherd]

* knee bounce, knee bounce*

*kick, ankle flip, kick*

Shall we turn him into a football and see if we can't get a match together?

not aerodynamic enough.

i say we just speed off in your cool car and leave him out in the desert to walk back....

 

[Guest]

* knee bounce, knee bounce*

*kick, ankle flip, kick*

Shall we turn him into a football and see if we can't get a match together?

Now, now, don't do that.

If you kick him around you'll just him excited again.

 

[Rhys]

Can we tie him and drag him?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can we tie him and drag him?

leaving him to walk would be much more..... debasing, don't you think?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now, now, don't do that.

If you kick him around you'll just him excited again.

see, that's my point.

 

[Rhys]

leaving him to walk would be much more..... debasing, don't you think?

I just wanted to see how far he could go without falling off the skateboard.