Poor Baby (Chat Transcript)

[NemoAlia]

All right. So, when I talk to guys from collarme or wherever, I know the chance is small that we'll really hit it off. But this one's a doozy, and I just have to post. Screw his privacy! (Although I am changing his name, just in case. Also have edited out the extra-boring bits.)

him: Greetings . . .we communicated on c.com

nemoalia: Hi there -- how are you doing?

him: fine . . . and you?

nemoalia: Doing well. Been fairly stressed lately, so I'm sitting here wishing I had some replacement AAs for my vibe. And chocolate. As it is, all I have is several rented episodes of Desperate Housewives and The West Wing. And the internet, of course.
nemoalia: What are you up to?

him: lol

nemoalia: (Interesting how vibrators make their way into my first real sentence, no?)

him: indeed

nemoalia: Okay, now you owe me a shocker, right?

him: Master reserves "shockers" for later . . . lol

him: how old are you?
him: well?

nemoalia: 25

him: why did you let Master wait???

nemoalia: Because I'm still trying to decide how to react to a guy who talks about himself in third person.

him: LOL

nemoalia: Sorry, I don't automatically fall into sub mode with a new guy.
nemoalia: Gotta get to know you better

him: This Master doesn't require that, either . . . . I don't care about your "sub" mode at this time . . .lol

nemoalia: Then phooey on calling yourself Master, I say.

him: You seem to have virtually no idea what this lifestyle is about. Just having some feelings towards it does not mena that you are part of it . . .

nemoalia: Yes, darlin'. I'm as ignorant as the day is long. Or, y'know, I might just look for a personal connection first, lifestyle second.

him: Darlin?? LOL have fun on this site . . . lol

nemoalia: It's an Oklahoma thing. OK is my adopted state. I really like saying "darlin" and "y'all" and "thank yewwww." I'm even starting to get into country music.

him: LOL

nemoalia: Where are you from?

him: read the profile

nemoalia: Surely Minnesota has its own local dialect...?
nemoalia: (Joking, of course. Everyone knows Minnesotans talk funny.)

him: who says that I am from mn?

nemoalia: Is that not on your profile?

him: that doesn't mean I am from there

nemoalia: You're HisCollarmeName, right?

him: quite observant.

nemoalia: Just checking. Thought I might have the wrong guy, which would have been really embarrassing.

him: LOL
him: you are some strange bitch

nemoalia: Don't know how to take that, but all right. Guess I'll leave you to your quickly-formed opinions.

him: indeed, you seem not to figure out several things. lol

nemoalia: Is there something I should be catching onto?
nemoalia: I mean, something in particular?

him: lol
him: opinions are one thing . . . and I don't form them swiftly . . . conversational patterns are another issue . . .

nemoalia: Seek first to understand.

him: you should

nemoalia: Here's what I'm getting: You would prefer your first conversation with a girl to be serious, with the top/bottom dynamic firmly in place. Flirting is strongly discouraged, as is any topic outside the realm of D/s, SM, or lifestyle stuff.

him: still here? . . . I thought that you were gone . . .
him: keep your rather bizarre views to yourself . . .who cares what you "prefer"?

nemoalia: Also you like to believe that you're more experienced (and possibly smarter) than the girl in question. Therefore, you don't ask about experience, but jump into telling her she's a novice.

him: hahaha . . . .are you just obsessive or psychologically disturbed?
him: go away . . quickly

nemoalia: Oh, y'know. Obsessive a li'l bit, probably. Particularly where netiquette is concerned.
nemoalia: But all right, happy hunting.

him: you are the one to talk . . .get yourself some manners . . .
him: LOL
him: and above all . . .get lost
him: and get a life . . .perhaps

 

[~Blacklace~]

lmao
feeding the trolls, love it
Im quite antagonistic myself, once the troll comes out

 

[NemoAlia]

The thing is, I feel like I always have to give 'em more than one chance to be a decent human being. There are always those novice Doms who really want you to like them, but think that being a jerk is the best way to do it. And I want to be clear that they shouldn't do that out of a misguided sense of "what she wants."

In fact, they shouldn't do it at all.

 

[graceanne]

The thing is, I feel like I always have to give 'em more than one chance to be a decent human being. There are always those novice Doms who really want you to like them, but think that being a jerk is the best way to do it. And I want to be clear that they shouldn't do that out of a misguided sense of "what she wants."

In fact, they shouldn't do it at all.

You gave him plenty of chances to show himself as worth talking to. I'd have disconnected at:

nemoalia: Then phooey on calling yourself Master, I say.

him: You seem to have virtually no idea what this lifestyle is about.

 

[NemoAlia]

Yeah, I think I normally would've done the same thing, graceanne. I'm just in a mood tonight. And it's manifesting itself as vitriolic anti-XY rants.

 

[cellis]

You know I have been rushed a slew of the same kind of men lately. They have no interest in forming a relationship beyond the bounds of Me Master you stupid sub person.

I am glad to know it is not just me who seems to be attracting these people.

 

[NemoAlia]

I am glad to know it is not just me who seems to be attracting these people.

We should form an official club! Like, oh, Ladies Who Laugh. Girls Who Groan. Or something less alliterative and more witty...

 

[cellis]

We should form an official club! Like, oh, Ladies Who Laugh. Girls Who Groan. Or something less alliterative and more witty...

How about Subs who suffer Stupidity?

 

[NemoAlia]

Perfect. I call this meeting of the Sufferin' Subs to order!

...which is about as far as my underdeveloped switch side will take me.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... replacement AAs for my vibe.

That's the last time i run a search while you're posting dear.

 

[NemoAlia]

That's the last time i run a search while you're posting dear.

Come to think of it, you'd be a perfect replacement for my vibe!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Come to think of it, you'd be a perfect replacement for my vibe!

Thank you for the compliment darlin'.

 

[cellis]

Perfect. I call this meeting of the Sufferin' Subs to order!

...which is about as far as my underdeveloped switch side will take me.

Great, shall we collect ims and just post them? lol


Why do they always ask about my nipples>

 

[NemoAlia]

Why do they always ask about my nipples>

You do have pretty fascinating nipples, cellis. I've always thought so

If people focus on a body part of mine, it's my ass. Doesn't pay to be so vocally in favor of anal sex if you're trying to have an interesting first conversation with an anally-deprived Dom.

 

[Marquis]

Talking to psychos from collarme is an awesome past time.

 

[cellis]

You do have pretty fascinating nipples, cellis. I've always thought so

If people focus on a body part of mine, it's my ass. Doesn't pay to be so vocally in favor of anal sex if you're trying to have an interesting first conversation with an anally-deprived Dom.

LOL

Thank you Sugah!

 

[NemoAlia]

Talking to psychos from collarme is an awesome past time.

Yes, as long as you limit it to once per month. The rest of the time, I stay strictly faithful to the crazy lit people!

 

[Rrrosyn]

Funniest thing I've read all day. TY for sharing, sorry you got trolled.

On the flipside, I keep running into boys who kneel and start licking my feet. They don't even wait to take my socks off! *chuckles*

 

[NemoAlia]

They don't even wait to take my socks off! *chuckles*

Watch out for the cottonmouths!

 

[cellis]

Yes, as long as you limit it to once per month. The rest of the time, I stay strictly faithful to the crazy lit people!

I know what you mean. I rely on the lit crowd to keep me entertained.

I really like having trillion for chat because it archives every one I have.

 

[His_pita]

That was so funny. You handled yourself very well with that jerk.

Good luck with the club

 

[marieR19]

lol wow. Now, I used to a be member of collarme, and I can proudly say that I have since deleted my profile and username. When I was there, however, there was an endless supply of mail in my collarme inbox, from MALES who obviously did not even read the first sentence of my profile. And almost always the message would be short and vulgar "Wanna be my little slut?", etc. I like Lit much, much better thank you.


Heather

 

[jadefirefly]

Very well handled.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*He swaggers into the thread, His black leather chaps and vest creaking, his gleaming boots thumping rhythmically on the floor.... Mirrored shades hiding his eyes, He peers around the room. His shoulders broad, Master's cap pulled low on His brow, He stops, striking a studly pose, hands on His hips, chin strong and proud. The Stars and Stripes unfurl behind Him as He contemplates how best to save the world for Truth, Justice, and the American way... a soft cough, He clears His throat...*


Okay... which one of you Sufferin' subbies swiped my cookies? Was it you cellis? Or did gracie put you up to it pita?

And which one of y'all is gonna wear my collar? Huh? I got this really keen velcro collar here...

Where's Furry? I need all this leather polished...

Hey.... y'all stop laughin! I'm serious! I'm a REAL Dom! I AM! *stomps his foot* I read the book and bought all the right clothes and everything! Fine! See if I PM any of _y'all_ with an earnest "I'm yer Master now, on yer knees, bitch!" *poutpoutpout*

*evil grin*
Hope that gave everyone a nice chuckle... Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[chris9]

*He swaggers into the thread, His black leather chaps and vest creaking, his gleaming boots thumping rhythmically on the floor.... Mirrored shades hiding his eyes, He peers around the room. His shoulders broad, Master's cap pulled low on His brow, He stops, striking a studly pose, hands on His hips, chin strong and proud. The Stars and Stripes unfurl behind Him as He contemplates how best to save the world for Truth, Justice, and the American way... a soft cough, He clears His throat...*


Okay... which one of you Sufferin' subbies swiped my cookies? Was it you cellis? Or did gracie put you up to it pita?

And which one of y'all is gonna wear my collar? Huh? I got this really keen velcro collar here...

Where's Furry? I need all this leather polished...

Hey.... y'all stop laughin! I'm serious! I'm a REAL Dom! I AM! *stomps his foot* I read the book and bought all the right clothes and everything! Fine! See if I PM any of _y'all_ with an earnest "I'm yer Master now, on yer knees, bitch!" *poutpoutpout*

*evil grin*
Hope that gave everyone a nice chuckle... Happy Thanksgiving!

Nice chuckle indeed.
And I didn't even know it's Thanksgiving today...