Slugger31
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Figures a slugger would have cannon sized balls.
I like can openers.![]()
So....does this mean you like asses?
And I could really go for a White Russian right now.
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Figures a slugger would have cannon sized balls.
I like can openers.![]()
*Comes in wearing oversized blue swimming trunks*
Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannon balls?

And here I was offering to suck down drinks.... Damn I have to blow floaties TOO!! JEEZ, what kind of party is this, we better get toys as favors?!
Blow it up, suck it down....it's all goodbwahahahahahaha
If he tosses in some hot cabana boys, I may just move into the cabana.
So....does this mean you like asses?
And I could really go for a White Russian right now.
And here I was offering to suck down drinks.... Damn I have to blow floaties TOO!! JEEZ, what kind of party is this, we better get toys as favors?!
Ohhhh I have to agree, I could use a cabana boy I have a tendency to burn and will need lotion rubbed all over me to make sure I dont get too red !
Oh most definitely.
Sorry, sweetie, I'm White German/Irish. Paging Ivan Ivanovich...
Oh. Oh. Oh! Me too, me too!Blow it up, suck it down....it's all goodbwahahahahahaha
If he tosses in some hot cabana boys, I may just move into the cabana.
You don't have to blow anything ... inanimate.I've got the machine to do that.
Has anyone invented the symbian floatie?
Ohhhh I have to agree, I could use a cabana boy I have a tendency to burn and will need lotion rubbed all over me to make sure I dont get too red !
-Manages to wave to the lovely Mrs. CC before getting dunked by the wicked, evil wench otherwise known as Corbal-

<<goes to look as to why bubbles are pouring from cabana
My pool's ready....for the partay. And I have some party jams going by request (the speakers are in the rocks). BBQ is up and ready for some ribs.
Clothing is optional, I take it?
<<goes to look as to why bubbles are pouring from cabana
*Sees a quarter at the bottom of the pool. Swims down to the bottom to retrieve it. Doesn't return...*
BBB Clothing is optional for you... Us girls got Floaties and frilly Bikini bottoms
Did one of you ladies order a fruity beverage?
Rut roh...bumps into about 10 others diving down to save you...and to perform mouth to mouth and chest manipulation.

Oh no you don't. There's no charming your way back into MY good graces missy.
-innocent smile-
Yes we could use more fruit in this crowd!
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.![]()