Pool Party!

[NorthRockJohnson]

The weather has been sucking for a lot of us lately. I say FUCK THAT. So for the sake of good cheer and fun times I'm turning this thread into a POOL PARTY!

The pool is huge, the water is perfect, the sun is shining, there's a hot tub and shower nearby and, of course, it's bathing suit optional.

Dive in and get wet! Woohoo!!!!

 

[Riles]

I'm far too shy to traipse around in skimpy attire or frolick in a hottub with others. Instead I should retire to a private hammock where I will immerse myself in a chaste novel and sip juice from under the brim of a huge sun hat, so as not to turn a speck of my skin from it's usual lilly white.

 

[Chief_Lifeguard]

I'm far too shy to traipse around in skimpy attire or frolick in a hottub with others. Instead I should retire to a private hammock where I will immerse myself in a chaste novel and sip juice from under the brim of a huge sun hat, so as not to turn a speck of my skin from it's usual lilly white.

Riles....it looks like you got bubbles in the pool!! Not that I'm complaining.......

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Haha there's hammocks and shade too. I can accommodate any need!

(And man does this rain suck)

 

[Riles]

I had no choice but to pour the entire contents of a bottle of "Dawn" into it.

...filthy people.

 

[Corbal]

I'm far too shy to traipse around in skimpy attire or frolick in a hottub with others. Instead I should retire to a private hammock where I will immerse myself in a chaste novel and sip juice from under the brim of a huge sun hat, so as not to turn a speck of my skin from it's usual lilly white.

*Adjusts 'Barbie' Floatie Arm Rings*

No, No, No Riles......maturity and pool party do not mix.

 

[sereneone4u]

To heck with it, I am diving right into the cool crisp water.

 

[Riles]

*Adjusts 'Barbie' Floatie Arm Rings*

No, No, No Riles......maturity and pool party do not mix.

Shhhhh SHHHH! I'm trying on a new persona.

...but you DO look mighty cute in those waterwings. To complete the look, might I suggest frilly bum bikini bottoms and I think pigtails are in order.

 

[Slugger31]

*Comes in wearing oversized blue swimming trunks*

Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannon balls?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Shhhhh SHHHH! I'm trying on a new persona.

...but you DO look mighty cute in those waterwings. To complete the look, might I suggest frilly bum bikini bottoms and I think pigtails are in order.

Mmhmm I think you may be onto something here

 

[fungatorgurl101]

OH Like I said you got the drinks I got the Flotaties!!!!

 

[Corbal]

Shhhhh SHHHH! I'm trying on a new persona.

...but you DO look mighty cute in those waterwings. To complete the look, might I suggest frilly bum bikini bottoms and I think pigtails are in order.

Your new persona is as opaque as my soaking wet, white frilly bikini, Riles.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

OH Like I said you got the drinks I got the Flotaties!!!!

Glad to oblige, my dear...what's your drink of choice?

 

[Riles]

Your new persona is as opaque as my soaking wet, white frilly bikini, Riles.

What!!! CORBS...GRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.

-shoves the saucy mouthed knowitall under the water-

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Riles and Corbal are both there?

On my way... already have my suit on!

Grabs inflatable island with inflatable palm tree on the way out!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Glad to oblige, my dear...what's your drink of choice?

Anything with an Umbrella and a Straw ... I like to suck things ... LOL

 

[Corbal]

What!!! CORBS...GRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.

-shoves the saucy mouthed knowitall under the water-

*Takes paper thin persona prancer with me*

 

[kendra1980]

OH Like I said you got the drinks I got the Flotaties!!!!

He said he had floaties...I didn't now he meant YOURS.

I figured he had the kind that needed blown up

Gator...he probably wants us to blow em up!

 

[Slugger31]

I drop a goddamn Home Alone 2 reference and I get nothing?! Tough crowd.

*Jumps into cool pool water*

 

[BradBigBrain]

My pool's ready....for the partay. And I have some party jams going by request (the speakers are in the rocks). BBQ is up and ready for some ribs.

Clothing is optional, I take it?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Anything with an Umbrella and a Straw ... I like to suck things ... LOL

Oh i know you do...Margaritas then?

*hands FGG a frilly frozen drink with an umbrella and a suckable straw* Cheers *clink*

 

[fungatorgurl101]

He said he had floaties...I didn't now he meant YOURS.

I figured he had the kind that needed blown up

Gator...he probably wants us to blow em up!

And here I was offering to suck down drinks.... Damn I have to blow floaties TOO!! JEEZ, what kind of party is this, we better get toys as favors?!

 

[BradBigBrain]

*Comes in wearing oversized blue swimming trunks*

Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannon balls?

Figures a slugger would have cannon sized balls.

I like can openers.

 

[Riles]

-Manages to wave to the lovely Mrs. CC before getting dunked by the wicked, evil wench otherwise known as Corbal-

 

[BradBigBrain]

And here I was offering to suck down drinks.... Damn I have to blow floaties TOO!! JEEZ, what kind of party is this, we better get toys as favors?!

You don't have to blow anything ... inanimate. I've got the machine to do that.

Has anyone invented the symbian floatie?