Ponderous Mid-mornings.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

I sitting here, staring at my computer screen and farting last nights lasagna and this mornings latte - and thinking.....

When will I have sex next?

 

[R Nitelight]

I'm sitting here at my computer thinking.....


When will I have lasagne next?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm also wondering.......

Why anyone would want to be a Notary?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm also wondering......

Why Todd didn't get his newsletter.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And......

What WriterDom sounds like when he fakes an orgasim.

 

[R Nitelight]

Sparky Kronkite

Why Todd didn't get his newsletter.

The notorious Canadian Postal System?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And......

Who is Flagg's biggest fan? Himself of course.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And......

What is Madame Pandora's true age?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And.......

What Lil'Brandi's (God rest her soul) pussy tasted like - before she disappeared.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And.......

If Expertise really changed his underwear from the ones he wore yesterday.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And......

If KidRock1 actually smells like urine. Probably huh.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And if.......

Celestial Body actually ever needs to where a bra.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And is......

porn harmful for WriterDom.

 

[SweetCherry]

And when do I get to see the propeller trick?

 

[Madame Pandora]

1. It's easier to BE a notary than to always have to look for one.

2. I'm thinking Todd didn't WANT the newsletter badly enough. That's why most little boys don't get what they want.

3. I couldn't hazard a guess.

4. Flagg is, of course, his own biggest fan - BUT did you know his favorite TV show is The West Wing?

5. She just turned 29 - for the first time.

6. Se answer for #3 above.

7. Ibid, ditto, and all that jazz.

8. Probably. He can only wet the bed so many times before it becomes part of his natural "musk."

And...hey Sparky - I've got a question. What do you think is the LIT RECORD number of times you've posted to one of your own threads without anyone else interrupting?

MP

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: And if.......

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't no MP.....

Have never thought about it - neat idea though.