Polynesians Found Americas Before Columbus

[Joe Wordsworth]

I'm Mexican. From the genus Mexicano Tooawesome. Related to no other race or species. Put here on Earth by God the Almighty and the Roman Catholic Church to conquer the selfish white people and heathen indians.

Poncho Villa fo' life.

Rrrrrrassa.

 

[elsol]

*burp*

Today, I discovered electricity.

Tommorrow, I'm going to go for discovering the mathemetical proof that the earth revolves around the sun instead of vice-versa... in today's evagenlical US, it could be dangerous to do that, but don't worry about it... I won't publish.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

*burp*

Today, I discovered electricity.

Tommorrow, I'm going to go for discovering the mathemetical proof that the earth revolves around the sun instead of vice-versa... in today's evagenlical US, it could be dangerous to do that, but don't worry about it... I won't publish.

Put it on Wikipedia, though.

That makes it alright.

I'm going to invent jacking it with both hands tonite... Hooo-AH!

 

[elsol]

I'm going to invent jacking it with both hands tonite... Hooo-AH!

Remember to patent it.

I'm a rightie only type of guy, but if you phrase the patent correctly... as long as at any time the other hand becomes involved, even if just a little ball rubbing, the masturbator owes you a royalty.

 

[Grushenka]

Your opinion, exactly, which means diddly.

Love your style, girl.

As for deep research I advise RR to get a bit more current, especially when it comes to anthropology, than 1953. I also find "my ancient Sumerian language expertise is a bit rusty" cloyingly snotty. JMO.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Remember to patent it.

I'm a rightie only type of guy, but if you phrase the patent correctly... as long as at any time the other hand becomes involved, even if just a little ball rubbing, the masturbator owes you a royalty.

God... can you imagine the royalties on masturbation that in /any/ way uses a second hand? I'd make a hojillion dollars. Fake dollars to go with my sense of history.

 

[English Lady]

God... can you imagine the royalties on masturbation that in /any/ way uses a second hand? I'd make a hojillion dollars. Fake dollars to go with my sense of history.

Bless your hearts!

Joe

Elsol

 

[MarshAlien]

Bless your hearts!

Joe

Elsol

I was almost tempted to quit after the first page. This second page is much more interesting. I discovered baseball yesterday. Tomorrow I'm filing with the Patent Office. I think that's key. Shall we let the whackos back on for the third page or fill that one up, too?

 

[English Lady]

I was almost tempted to quit after the first page. This second page is much more interesting. I discovered baseball yesterday. Tomorrow I'm filing with the Patent Office. I think that's key. Shall we let the whackos back on for the third page or fill that one up, too?

Well i don' know. the lads are off practising or patenting...we'll see what develops *LOL*

 

[R. Richard]

I highly doubt it.

You know this as fact?

I have had discussions with people who have lived among the bushmen back when. The information came from them.

 

[MarshAlien]

I have had discussions with people who have lived among the bushmen back when. The information came from them.

damn.

 

[cloudy]

I have had discussions with people who have lived among the bushmen back when. The information came from them.

My cousin knew this guy who had a brother who's friend knew this guy...

 

[R. Richard]

"Back in the 50's" eugenics was still considered legitimate, too. So?



Your opinion, exactly, which means diddly.

Basically the opinion of Spencer Wells.
Spencer Wells (born April 6, 1969 in Georgia, USA) is a geneticist and anthropologist, and an Explorer-in-Residence at the National Geographic Society. He leads The Genographic Project.

Education
Wells grew up in Lubbock, Texas and started college at age 16.
B.S., Biology, University of Texas at Austin, 1988
Ph.D., Biology, Harvard University, 1994
Postdoctoral fellow, Stanford University, 1994-1998
Research fellow, Oxford University, 1999-2000

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I was almost tempted to quit after the first page. This second page is much more interesting. I discovered baseball yesterday. Tomorrow I'm filing with the Patent Office. I think that's key. Shall we let the whackos back on for the third page or fill that one up, too?

Dammit... I've had baseball bubbling brutishly in a bunson burner back at the lab. Guess I'll have to change the formula, sell it overseas, and call it something offbrand now... like "football".

 

[English Lady]

Dammit... I've had baseball bubbling brutishly in a bunson burner back at the lab. Guess I'll have to change the formula, sell it overseas, and call it something offbrand now... like "football".

*chuckles*

 

[ozymandiask]

Race

Cloudy and R Richard are both wrong because the concept of definable races they are using is hopelessly outdated. People can be described according to their variation from a genetic original source (and the bushmen is the oldest) but any attempt to say these(groups) of people or that are of a particular race is a political/social rather than a scientific statement.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy and R Richard are both wrong because the concept of definable races they are using is hopelessly outdated. People can be described according to their variation from a genetic original source (and the bushmen is the oldest) but any attempt to say these(groups) of people or that are of a particular race is a political/social rather than a scientific statement.

When I spoke of three main DNA race groups, I was speaking of race forensically, not as in a recognizable race. Big difference. So, no, I wasn't wrong.

 

[MarshAlien]

Dammit... I've had baseball bubbling brutishly in a bunson burner back at the lab. Guess I'll have to change the formula, sell it overseas, and call it something offbrand now... like "football".

I knew that. That's why I'm headed for the Patent Office. Sort of like Charles Darwin and Alfred Russell Wallace. I would be Darwin. You would be that Wallace guy.

 

[Huckleman2000]

God... can you imagine the royalties on masturbation that in /any/ way uses a second hand? I'd make a hojillion dollars. Fake dollars to go with my sense of history.

Shit, if I even had a nickel for every time I masturbated I'd be rich.

 

[R. Richard]

I have done such reasearch as I can do in a short time on the Internet.

From what I have learned, no one can state specifically that the Ainu are of one of the generally recognized racial groups of Mongoloid or Caucasion. If someone has documented evidence, please cite same.

From what I have learned, no one can state specifically where the Ainu originally came from. It seems to be generally agreed that they came to what is now Japan in boats and all of the sources I can find indicate that they came from the North. The time frames quoted are prior to 700AD. If someone has documented evidence, please cite same.

Apparently, no one even knows where the Ainu language came from. The Ainu language is apparently considered to be an isolate. There are several different possible sources, but no definitive parent language group. If someone has documented evidence, please cite same.

 

[elsol]

Well yeah!!!

I'm off to invent the Internet.

 

[elsol]

*gasp*

I was walking my dog a moment ago and I discovered this spherical lit object in the night sky.

I believe I'll call it a moon... because it looks a little like my ass.

 

[elsol]

And on this racial thing... foggetabutit...

Eventually, you'll all be latinos.

There are Caucasian, Asian, Black Latinos.... Fuck man, there's a Latin band headed by an Hindu Latino.

Resistance is Futile... We Will Fuck Any Race So We Will Win!

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

*gasp*

I was walking my dog a moment ago and I discovered this spherical lit object in the night sky.

I believe I'll call it a moon... because it looks a little like my ass.

I came up with both of those, actually... the Moon in the 300's AD, and your ass sometime around New Years '64.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have had discussions with people who have lived among the bushmen back when. The information came from them.

I'm from South Africa - born and raised. I also studied African Anthropology as part of a degree in sociology.

Though there has been some interbreeding (as could be expected) it's definitely not to the level that you think.

Most of the original bushmen still live in and around Cape town. (South Africa) They refer to themselves as "coloured". They're highly amused when refered to as "white" or "black", because they're not. I remember when I was a little kid, my best friend described herself as being the butter in between two slices of bread - the one white, the other brown.