Pollyanna

seth6138

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HELP!!!!
I have to give a $20 "GAG" gift as a pollyanna this Friday. Its for a 30 -40 yr old man...what better a forum to get advice then my friends from Lit..

Please help...he has a great sense of humor
Thanks
Seth
 
seth6138 said:
HELP!!!!
I have to give a $20 "GAG" gift as a pollyanna this Friday. Its for a 30 -40 yr old man...what better a forum to get advice then my friends from Lit..

Please help...he has a great sense of humor
Thanks
Seth

What the fuck are you talking about...

:confused:
 
seth6138 said:
HELP!!!!
I have to give a $20 "GAG" gift as a pollyanna this Friday. Its for a 30 -40 yr old man...what better a forum to get advice then my friends from Lit..

Please help...he has a great sense of humor
Thanks
Seth

Well, I see you are near Philly so I guess I can name stores and places...your best bet for a gag gift would be to go to Spencer's and see what they have. There's a really good one in the Cherry Hill mall and an ok one down on South Street.

And for those not in the know, Pollyanna is the equivalent to a Secret Santa and those types of things.
 
well that depends on the kind of sense of humor! But, considerin your asking here, I think we should be safe to offer anything.

1) the classic "turd in the box"

2) an old "french maid costume" (great for the man with a sense of humor)

3.) handcuffs (always good because it appears like a gag gift, but then it may just get some use)
 
Why the hell don't they just call it secret santa then? Why does it have to be so damn complicated?
 
April said:
Why the hell don't they just call it secret santa then? Why does it have to be so damn complicated?

You mean no one else calls it a pollyanna?

Hmm, maybe it's one of those Philly things.
 
Could be a Philly thing.

To me, a pollyanna is an annoyingly chipper, cheerful little girl.

Makes me want to smack somebody.;)
 
Get him "Billboard's Top 25 Hits of the 1970's" or something like that. He'll probably laugh and laugh about it when it's opened, and then sing along with it all the way home.
 
Let's see, Elephant gifts, that are around 20 bucks. There's always the Kung Fu or Hip Hop hampsters (great for gags). There are executive pool tables (desk top pool), Jesus action figures, another great but handy one is the Reactivator. The reactivator is a device that requires three AAA batteries. If your cell phone ever goes dead, just plug the device into the charging dock on the phone, and switch on. Generally the Reactivator is only about 10 bucks (it's reusable as long as you can get more batteries) so you could throw in one of those home breathalizer tests.
 
April said:
Could be a Philly thing.

To me, a pollyanna is an annoyingly chipper, cheerful little girl.

Makes me want to smack somebody.;)

Yup, it must be a Philly thing. I was wondering why he was asking this board of all places for a pollyanna gift- I translated it to a goody two-shoes kind of person.
 
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