Poll: Pre-Marital Sex

[Medieval-Man]

Hey, I figure, it's a good topic, maybe it can spawn story ideas?

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Medieval-Man Hey, I figure, it's a good topic, maybe it can spawn story ideas?

Dear MeM,
Spawn? I think premarital sex is probably a hot topic amongst Mormons and some Baptists. I doubt that it would generate much interest around here, though.
MG
Ps. But what do I know?
Pps. I couldn't find an answer in your pole to express my view on the subject.
Ppps. I think that an argument about premarital sex with a sheep is moot.

 

[Sabledrake]

I'm not much of a one in favor of casual sex, but if it literally is pre-marital, in that the partners are planning to make the relationship long-term, I certainly think they should test-drive before signing anything

Sabledrake

 

[Guest]

For me it's an archaic term and practice (or non-practice). I was always more interested in post-marital sex, non-marital now.

Perdita

 

[Seattle Zack]

I thought there'd be positions and stuff to vote on ...

 

[Icingsugar]

Pre-marital sex seems to be a quite common and widely accepted form of social interaction, as well as an entertainment form, stress relief and physical excersise, all important things for a person trying to stay helthy and sane in the ever acceleratin whirlpool that is the 21st century.

Post-marital sex however, can we have that? The concept, while equally, if not even more recommended, is more seldom exposed in mainstram popular media. One might almost begin to wonder if that practice has begun to fall under the Alternate Sexuality label. This labelling is of course foolish, since we all know that all sexuality is essential and should not be an alternative to anything, but a compliment to the other joys in life, such as food, music and bungy-jump.

Pre- as well as post-martial sex should however be avoided at all costs, since that equation requires at least one war. Ant that, we don't want.

ps. Is it pre- or post-marital if only one of the two are married?

 

[Guest]

ps. Is it pre- or post-marital if only one of the two are married?

That reminds me of an amusing event this weekend. A very good friend of ours came down from the Manchester area, to visit us. Adam was at work on Friday, so I took our mate to explore the New Forest. We had lunch in a really nice little pub, and we were chatting away and ribbing each other, just like a married couple does. Being the card he his, he suddenly blurted out, in quite a loud voice "we're not married, well I'm not, but Katie is!" He made me larf. I suppose you could say: he was having pre-marital lunch, whereas, mine was post-marital?

Lou

 

[Icingsugar]

I suppose you could say: he was having pre-marital lunch, whereas, mine was post-marital?

Hehe. i think the terms should simply be marital and non-marital, not to confuse things.

And what about divorcees and widows? Are they doomed to have post-marital sex forever?



...wait...

Doomed...to have...sex...forvever?
My oh my.

/Ice - up to his ears in pre-marital sex, for the time being

 

[oggbashan]

Ppps. I think that an argument about premarital sex with a sheep is moot.

I don't think you can have pre-marital sex with a sheep because sheep don't marry.

I assume that pre-marital sex in the present tense only applies if you are on the point of being married. If the groom were to have sex with the bridesmaids the evening before the wedding the term might be appropriate. However as the bridesmaids are supposed to be the bride's friends so such an activity would be unwise. If the bride were to decide that such behaviour was heinous the marriage might not take place at all therefore the sex with the bridesmaids would no longer be pre-marital.

Logic suggests that the term "pre-marital sex" can only be applied in the past tense, referring to all sexual activity that preceded the marriage. In that case the term is pointless.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Baaaah...

I say, skip marriage altogether and fuck happily ever after! Me and Hubby aren't married, we're not gonna get married, we're just gonna live together, sleep together, fuck together, raise kids together, and pay bills together.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Poll: Pre-Marital Sex

I don't think you can have pre-marital sex with a sheep because sheep don't marry.

Dear Og,
I must challenge you on this point, oh venerable one. The definition of "marriage" is in question here. As a case in point, I refer you to the postscript of "Mom and Me" by DurtGurl. It is my belief that there exist in potentia societies in which ovine-homo sapien wedlock is the norm.
MG

 

[Medieval-Man]

Someone likes "Animal Farm" too much

MG, you sick individual, not only did you mention sheep fucking, but sheep marrying... I'm disturbed, terribly disturbed.

I'm going to crawl in a corner and shoot zombies now...

Medi

 

[Icingsugar]

Sheep fucking?
Or sheep-fucking?

There is an ocean of difference there. I'm all in favor of the first. That's now new sheep gets made.

For the latter, I recommend this instead.

 

[Guest]

 

[Icingsugar]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A friend of mine was full of romantic notions about saving himself for marriage, so that he and his future wife (he didn't have one at this point) would be each others' first.

I asked him what would be so beautiful and romantic about being nervous, insecure, fumbly, inexperienced, clumsy, too rough, too light, too fast, too slow, and the whole thing inevitably ending with pain and bloodshed anyhow..?

The guy's a playboy now.

 

[Dirty Slut]

I'm not into Pre, or Post anything...

That is unless we're talking about foreplay=Pre-play. I believe I have the right to have anykind of sex that turns me on as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, and I follow this rule religiously. As a novice concerning sheep though, I'd need some expert to show me how it's done. Any volunteers? MG?

DS

 

[ffreak]

Definition time

Isn't pre-marital sex what it's called when you find out her father has a shotgun?

-FF

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Re: I'm not into Pre, or Post anything...

I believe I have the right to have anykind of sex that turns me on as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, and I follow this rule religiously.

DS

Nice rule, but everything hurts someone, whether it's fairly or unfairly.

And ffreak, every father has a shotgun, the idea is not to get in front of it.

And as for the sheep topic, the best thing to do is sneak up on them right when it's getting dark and...

I mean, I don't know anything about that...at all...honest...why are you looking at me that way?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I feel for anyone who doesn't have premarital sex.

A. You might not like sex with your marital partner...how much would that suck?

B. You might start wondering about what other kind of sex is out there.

Bottom line...sexual compatibility should be a major part of a relationship, especially that of a marital one. And you should sure as hell find out if you're sexually compatible before now.

I'm all for as much sex as you feel comfortable having in whatever manner you feel comfortable having in the safest way possible.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: I'm not into Pre, or Post anything...

Originally posted by Dirty Slut As a novice concerning sheep though, I'd need some expert to show me how it's done. Any volunteers? MG?

Dear DS,
I would normally refer that question to Dr Mabeuse. He disappeared in a cloud of snit, though.
MG

 

[Medieval-Man]

Well, I certainly have gotten about 50 copies of the same answer, now haven't I? hehe. Rachel is a virgin, she wants to be a virgin until her wedding night, I have no problem with this, I just am pretty sure that she'll and I won't get married, (too alike, we'll hit a wall somewhere)

So, I'm being kind and not asking for sex, because I want her happy, yay for me!

With exaustion, Medi

 

[MathGirl]

So, I'm being kind and not asking for sex, because I want her happy,

Dear MeM,
It sounds like you're an ideal candidate for the ovine alternative.
MG

 

[BlackSnake]

Would you really want to marry a woman that has never been touched? If she could hold out before marriage, think how long she could hold out after marriage.

 

[destinie21]

I'm all for pre marital sex and considering the situation I'm all for post marital sex too and lots of it