Poll: EBW, King of the World or just slick as hell hombre?

[Weevil]

Ahhhh 4000 posts, where has my summer gone?

Hard to believe that I racked up that obscene number in the 5 months I've been here.

So welcome to the celebration of all things Weevil and hooray for me.

A couple reflections

The Co.- I love you guys

The Cru- I lead you guys. Fight on!

But regardless, I remember my days as a newcomer and looking at KM or Renegade and thinking "Damn, that's a lot of posts" little did I know that I'd soon be up here saying "Damn, that's a lot of posts"

Makes me a little weepy.

 

[sexy-girl]

4000 posts but you dont know how to do a poll ? lol just kidding


congrats on 4000 posts

 

[thumbs2_ca]

congrats EBW but it may be time to get a life.. lol

 

[pabloback]

i dont know how to do a poll
dont care either

 

[Weevil]

congrats EBW but it may be time to get a life.. lol

Hey, if I wanted advice from the Newbie peanut gallery I'd ask for it.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

hmmm I wonder how you got 4000 posts.. could it be cuz you never say anything important?
I am thinking you have erectile dysfunction which is why you are such a prick most of the time on the boards.

 

[Weevil]

hmmm I wonder how you got 4000 posts.. could it be cuz you never say anything important?
I am thinking you have erectile dysfunction which is why you are such a prick most of the time on the boards.

Ah sad Newbie insults. Keep going. You've got a ways to go before you reach Shark Zen level.

 

[Laurel]

Where is Shark Zen, anyhow? I miss those long, deep discussions we used to have.

Congrats EBW.

 

[Problem Child]

I am thinking you have erectile dysfunction which is why you are such a prick most of the time on the boards.

I am thinking that insult makes no sense.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

I sure feel bad about someone that has been here for three months longer than me calling me a newbie.

 

[Innocencefound]

*looking round for the poll*

Well done I guess, but it would have been a nice poll to answer.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Yea PC that was not one of my finer moments. lol

 

[Weevil]

I sure feel bad about someone that has been here for three months longer than me calling me a newbie.

Hey, Newbie is a state of mind. Not a chronological measure.

 

[Weevil]

*looking round for the poll*

Well done I guess, but it would have been a nice poll to answer.

See, the joke is that either answer would just be a pointless compliment.

Get it?

 

[Innocencefound]

Yes I get it, but don't you?

I wanted to give you a pointless compliment

 

[Weevil]

Yes I get it, but don't you?

Not as often as I'd like

 

[Innocencefound]

Well actually I don't think many of us do nowadays

Guess that's why I was looking for this hombre guy

 

[Weevil]

Guess that's why I was looking for this hombre guy

Don't worry. Stick around long enough and he finds you

 

[Innocencefound]

Oh Promises Promises

At least it gives me something to look forward too

 

[KillerMuffin]

EBW, I really don't give a fuck about 4k in posting. I want NAKED MEN. See, NAKED MEN are the greatest thing this planet has to offer. Unless they're gross. You wouldn't want to see Roseanne Barr naked and I think Norm should keep his fully clothes ass planted on that bar stool. You, however, need to strip down. Especially if you can get PC, PH, DCL, and all the other acronyms to join in. The Literotica Male Revue.... ooohhh man.

So, attach a naked pic of yourself to the thread and you'll see some really positive reactions. You can even do it Latina-style, so long as you don't pass it off as yourself completely.

 

[Starfish]

This is pathetic. You registered a month after I did, and you beat me to 4k. *Waaaaa waaaaa*
You're even over by 19 or 20 posts? WTF? *wwwwaaaaaa*

Maybe you should just shut up and stop talking so much, you
congratulatory seeking, ass eater. *waaaa waaaaawaaaaa*

Oh and kudos, pea brain.

 

[*Lazer*]

Is reaching that level of posts important? Or is it just a sad commentary on no life apart from the hoary light of a pc screen? Congrats on your verbal accomplishment. Now I think it's time you got laid.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I am thinking you have erectile dysfunction which is why you are such a prick most of the time on the boards.

No, no. The joke is: "Why don't you wear a condom over your head, because if you're going to act like dick you should dress like one." God, I hate it when they fuck up the jokes.

Okay EBWhatever how the FUCK do you get 4000 posts in 5 months? Are you, like, EVERYBODY on the role playing boards? LOL Jesus you must like it here. Well, congrats, congrats, congrats!

Now, go outside and play.

 

[Always]

i've been here for a year and i've got half as many posts as you do... congrats, random asshole! *grins*

 

[TN_Vixen]

Is reaching that level of posts important? Or is it just a sad commentary on no life apart from the hoary light of a pc screen?

I'm with you on this one. What the hell does it matter the # of posts? I've never understood that.

Nitelite was on here the other day talking about him being "king" of Lit and posting 55 threads daily and how he "ruled" Literotica and how those were his "glory days"???????

People, this is a PORN BB and shouldn't be the place where you draw self-worth or some sense of importance from the amount of times you post.

Is everybody insane?