Poll: Deep thought, philosiphical type question

[Wildcard Ky]

If a small sprig of mistletoe over your head gets you a kiss, what happens if you stand under a clump that weighs about three pounds?

Is the reward in direct relation to the amount of mistletoe?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Depends on if the three pounds of mistletoe lands on my head or not...

 

[sophia jane]

Gee, wonder where this thought came from Wildcard.

I've always thought it was just a kiss, but I'd been open to other possibilities with the right person.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Gee, wonder where this thought came from Wildcard.

I've always thought it was just a kiss, but I'd been open to other possibilities with the right person.

It's all your fault. My mind heads straight for your ......errrrr......well, other things every time I talk to you

 

[david_42]

Depends on how many rats are in the mistletoe.

For all of the repetition the mistletoe thing gets, I've neven seen it happen.

 

[sophia jane]

It's all your fault. My mind heads straight for your ......errrrr......well, other things every time I talk to you

You don't need mistletoe with me, sweetie.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

It doesn't matter if it's a sprig or 3 lbs. A kiss and hug is always given.

Happy Holidays,

LDW

 

[Liar]

First, take the kiss.

Then, ask for the rest.

Not the other way around, or you'll end up with nada.

 

[Guest]

so if you do say that the more the mistletoe, the more kissing you get...
can you directly correlate this to the size of a mans penis?

no, didnt think so... *grin*


i say its a kiss but if you add alcohol, you might get more.

 

[sophia jane]

so if you do say that the more the mistletoe, the more kissing you get...
can you directly correlate this to the size of a mans penis?

no, didnt think so... *grin*


i say its a kiss but if you add alcohol, you might get more.

Damn it Vella!
I was attempting to drink hot chocolate and you made me choke!

 

[Liar]

so if you do say that the more the mistletoe, the more kissing you get...
can you directly correlate this to the size of a mans penis?

Only if you hang a mistletoe from it.

 

[sophia jane]

Only if you hang a mistletoe from it.

PSML!

 

[Guest]

Only if you hang a mistletoe from it.

now THAT would be a sight to see
cuz all us chicks know that yous guys couldnt hack the scratchy pricks...hrm... wait a min...
i just made myself clack up.


SJ
so very sorry, lean in a little closer and ill lave your mess up with my tongue.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Only if you hang a mistletoe from it.

I always wondered what those things were for...

 

[sophia jane]

SJ
so very sorry, lean in a little closer and ill lave your mess up with my tongue.

That's the best offer I've had today!
Enjoy Survivor?

 

[Liar]

I always wondered what those things were for...

So that midgets get to make out at christmas too.

 

[Stella_Omega]

So that midgets get to make out at christmas too.

You're such a humanitarian!

 

[sophia jane]

So that midgets get to make out at christmas too.

That cranberry vodka is showing.

 

[Liar]

That cranberry vodka is showing.

M I dribblin'?

Ah well, better close the shop anyway and see if Ms Sleep wants me back.

Good night, folks. Or morning, as it were.