Politically Correct Fairy Tale for Authors

Lord DragonsWing

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Last night I watched a show where the host did a real rolling routine of a fairy tale. Jack and the Beanstalk. I immediately thought this would be fun for all the authors of AH.
Each one add a paragraph or sentence to fit the story. Remember it must be politically correct by your views, not by societies.
Cinderella came to mind as I was watching so I'll start to give an example.

Once upon a time there was a rich man who lived happily for a long time with his wife. He had invested well with his broker and had gotten in on the bottom floor of some excellent stock. He had never been investigated by the SEC and had no worries of tax evasion. Together they had a single daughter. Then the woman became ill, and when she was lying on her deathbed, she called her daughter to her side, and said, "Dear child, I must leave you now, but I will look down on you from heaven. Plant a little tree on my grave and get it approved by the arbor association. And when you want something, just shake the tree, and you shall get what you want as long as you hurt no one and are politically correct. I will help you in time of need. Just remain pious and good. And, if you witness something please tell the police." Then she closed her eyes and died. The child cried, and planted a little tree on her mother's grave after contacting the arbor association and receiving permission. She did not need to carry any water to it, because the arbor association had insisted that the water company pipe into feeding the tree.
 
Due to the father's poor choice in shares, and an unexpected government take over of said companies, he was soon fighting the banks to keep his land.
 
doormouse said:
Due to the father's poor choice in shares, and an unexpected government take over of said companies, he was soon fighting the banks to keep his land.

The haughty Step-Mother, who was socially depraved, balked at the thought of government cheese and cut off her step-daughters allowance as her father drew ill.
 
This is really boring being politically correct.

The lonely spinster befriended the widower, using her ex-burlesque house skills to seduce the horny bastard into her clutches.

Once smitten, she moved into his abode, using her inheritance to stave off the aggregators gathering at his doorstep.
 
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