Pokin' the Pork

[Purple Haze]

Doin' the nasty

Burying the bone

Sliding salami

Slammin' the clam

Beef injection

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Fresh ephemisms I just made up.

 

[APhil]

Feedin' her the footlong

 

[alexandraaah]

Knockin' boots.

 

[pipercatt]

doing the horizontal mambo

 

[sunstruck]

Bumpin Uglies

Slappin Skin

Shagging

 

[JazzManJim]

Making the beast with two backs.

Playing "hide the sausage".

Making gravy.

Giving her the ol' "what fer".

Laying the lumber.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Racing the Snake

 

[Chuckus]

Slammin the trouser trout into the cave! (LOL, I just made that one up..........)

 

[miles]

Fucking

 

[Private Vasquez]

The Escolito Pinocho

Takin' the slimboat to tuna town

 

[Marxist]

http://www.minilane.com/Hot%20Dog%20wmustard.jpg

 

[Ginny]

i saw thread title and thought maybe unclej was getting it up da butt....

darn...

 

[marksgirl]

Spelunking

 

[metal_minx]

Doin' the nasty

Burying the bone

Sliding salami

Slammin' the clam

Beef injection

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Fresh ephemisms I just made up.

i'm getting hungry...and horny

 

[unclej]

i just beg the hell out of your pardon miss ginny. i most certainly am not "gettin' it up da butt" nor have i ever gotten it up da butt.....well, except for that one time and she said she'd never tell...up da butt indeed.

hummpin' the hooter

doin' the slap and giggle

the ole bone and moan

 

[Ginny]

i just beg the hell out of your pardon miss ginny. i most certainly am not "gettin' it up da butt" nor have i ever gotten it up da butt.....well, except for that one time and she said she'd never tell...up da butt indeed.

lmao....omg how did i miss this....you are hysterical, unclej......damn.......so much fun......