Poképorn! (Pokémon Porn)

[whitewalker]

Take a Chansey with me, baby. I'll try not to Machamp your pokeballs. I'll SlowBro you so good, you'll harden instantly like Metapod and Exploud. Then I'll Smeargle your Spoink all over my Caterpie. Lickitung and Beedrill me until I Camerupt!

 

[blobfish]

Would I Jynx it if I said that I wanted to take a Pikachu?

 

[whitewalker]

Haha, no it's fine as long as you tease my Vuplix with your Bulbasaur.

 

[blobfish]

Haha, no it's fine as long as you tease my Vuplix with your Bulbasaur.

Do you Squirtle?

 

[whitewalker]

Do you Squirtle?

I do. Can I Blastoise your face?

 

[blobfish]

I do. Can I Blastoise your face?

I find that Farfetch'd, but I'll believe you. Sure, that sounds good, but would you be offended if I asked for a Dugtrio your sister Evee?

 

[whitewalker]

I find that Farfetch'd, but I'll believe you. Sure, that sounds good, but would you be offended if I asked for a Dugtrio your sister Evee?

No, that's fine. Your peen is totally Shroomish.

 

[blobfish]

No, that's fine. Your peen is totally Shroomish.

Jeez, you're such a Sandshrew.

 

[whitewalker]

Jeez, you're such a Sandshrew.

Do my hot, naked Miltanks make you Swellow in your pants?

 

[blobfish]

Do my hot, naked Miltanks make you Swellow in your pants?

I want to give them a Marowak with my Cubone.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Why am I certain there is an adorable conversation underneath this?

 

[CandiCame]

I got far to excited when i opened this thread. I got a whole fucking folder for you people.

 

[whitewalker]

I got far to excited when i opened this thread. I got a whole fucking folder for you people.

OMG YAY!!! Contribute! Get punny with us!

 

[CandiCame]

 

[whitewalker]

Dang, son! You came prepared!

 

[CandiCame]

Jessie & James were my obligatory cartoon crush as a kid and I never really grew out of it. Loved Giovanni too... actually, it was more that I wanted to be James, I think. Rich as fuck, hot dom girlfriend/wife, and he's banging a mob boss. Plus the added bonus of a talking cat.

I have so much more of this porn...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol @ this shit