Poison Ivy is a success

[Agiel]

It says nothing about me. I'm here in the open, in your face. My portfolio exposed, not yours.

It's you cowering in the shadows letting the others take the flak. Come back when you have the guts to man up about who you are. Although I see the commenters over there think they can out you.

I like that phrase, “cowering in the shadows,” Gordo12. I’ll have to use it in my next Loving Wives story. I already have an idea of how to use it in Poison Ivy 2.

“Letting others take the flak?” Who are these others you refer to?

“Commenters over there think they can out you.” Commenters over where? In another forum? If that’s so please let me know. I don’t think anyone else is bothered about “outing me” but you.

 

[gordo12]

Having no idea what’s going on is something we all feel many times with life in general, especially as we get older. I realise you may be joking but, if not, the interchange of comments is because Gordo12, as a committed writer of Loving Wives stories, has taken offence to a story I’ve written as a joke. He seems to think it was aimed at him personally, which it wasn’t, as in his earlier comment “shitting in my living room.”

Get over yourself and your pathetic excuses trying to point the finger at others. Nobody did this but you. You posted a piece of shit and like the coward you are, ducked out of taking responsibility.

As far as your story goes I wouldn't waste the time reading it. It's your ATTITUDE that pisses me off.

The comments on the story. 14/15 comments on the story. You'll note the bottom comment GO FUCK WITH THEIR STORIES FOR GIVING US THIS BULLSHIT. DID YOU MISS THAT?

-Couldn’t get past the first page

-What I hate more than stupid stories are the retarded ones like this one. And just read half of the first page!

-Long crappy story 1*

-This is so bad I couldn't get past the first few paragraphs. When I scanned to the bottom and saw 7 pages I quickly abandoned the effort. Seven pages as a first entry, you either think your writing skills and story are fantastic, or you're an idiot. I'm betting on the latter. I won't bother with anything else you bother to submit.

-You needed 7 pages to describe a narcissistic and awful slut. I sure hope you feel better. One of the worse female characters this week. Just a whore and nothing more. Ridiculous

-Holy fuck, that was some putrid shit

-Cute Animal Planet story about mangy, old cougar

-Feel free to walk out and play in traffic. This might win worst LW crap of 2021 and we're barely halfway through

-Wow! Fucks anything with a Y-chromosome without protection and we're supposed to believe that the County Health Department, (a.) doesn't have her on speed dial, or (b.) hasn't declared her a public health menace and gotten a 'cease and desist order' against her? Why not just make her a space alien with germicidal/antiviral vaginal fluid? That would make a LOT more sense than this!

-I also couldn’t read it to an end. Nonetheless I want at least to say something positive in contrast to the other comments: You are sooo talent free, really.

-Sticking a needle into my dick would be less painful than this bullshit!

-Don't think I'm Holier than thou, but this is some awful trash to call a story. Author has serious issues.

-Your style is easy to recognize. I know your 'other' name, but do I reveal it? Maybe; we'll see.

-In Literotica's forum, this asshole Agiel says they have another name. go fuck with their stories for giving us this bullshit.

 

[Agiel]

Bad move, Gordo12. Absolutely reprehensible.

Get over yourself and your pathetic excuses trying to point the finger at others. Nobody did this but you. You posted a piece of shit and like the coward you are, ducked out of taking responsibility.

As far as your story goes I wouldn't waste the time reading it. It's your ATTITUDE that pisses me off.

The comments on the story. 14/15 comments on the story. You'll note the bottom comment GO FUCK WITH THEIR STORIES FOR GIVING US THIS BULLSHIT. DID YOU MISS THAT?

-Couldn’t get past the first page

-What I hate more than stupid stories are the retarded ones like this one. And just read half of the first page!

-Long crappy story 1*

-This is so bad I couldn't get past the first few paragraphs. When I scanned to the bottom and saw 7 pages I quickly abandoned the effort. Seven pages as a first entry, you either think your writing skills and story are fantastic, or you're an idiot. I'm betting on the latter. I won't bother with anything else you bother to submit.

-You needed 7 pages to describe a narcissistic and awful slut. I sure hope you feel better. One of the worse female characters this week. Just a whore and nothing more. Ridiculous

-Holy fuck, that was some putrid shit

-Cute Animal Planet story about mangy, old cougar

-Feel free to walk out and play in traffic. This might win worst LW crap of 2021 and we're barely halfway through

-Wow! Fucks anything with a Y-chromosome without protection and we're supposed to believe that the County Health Department, (a.) doesn't have her on speed dial, or (b.) hasn't declared her a public health menace and gotten a 'cease and desist order' against her? Why not just make her a space alien with germicidal/antiviral vaginal fluid? That would make a LOT more sense than this!

-I also couldn’t read it to an end. Nonetheless I want at least to say something positive in contrast to the other comments: You are sooo talent free, really.

-Sticking a needle into my dick would be less painful than this bullshit!

-Don't think I'm Holier than thou, but this is some awful trash to call a story. Author has serious issues.

-Your style is easy to recognize. I know your 'other' name, but do I reveal it? Maybe; we'll see.

-In Literotica's forum, this asshole Agiel says they have another name. go fuck with their stories for giving us this bullshit.

Dear Gordo12,

Although it’s a long comment I’ve quoted it in full so you can’t wriggle out of it by editing or deleting it.

To say you think the writer is Biscuithammer is one thing but to ask readers to attack his stories is absolutely reprehensible. The last two comments on the story were made at the same time one after the other. Both anonymously. You’ve quoted one which is:

Anonymous about 18 hours ago
Your style is easy to recognize. I know your 'other' name, but do I reveal it? Maybe; we'll see.

This was followed immediately by:

Anonymous about 18 hours ago
In Literotica's forum, this asshole Agiel says they have another name. It sounds like BiscuitHammer, so go fuck with their stories for giving us this bullshit.
P.S.
BH's shitty sense of humour shines through.

I’m not Biscuithammer. I assume he’s not been reading this thread so I’ve sent him a pm making him aware of your actions. For you to say you believe Biscuithammer is Agiel is one thing. Anyone can make a guess at who I am. I wouldn’t make any comment if that happened.

For your sake I hope no one acts on your instruction to “so go fuck with their stories.”

ps. I’m surprised you’ve been making comments and accusations when you’ve admitted to never having read the story.

 

[SimonDoom]

I just wanted to drop in and say that I have no idea what's going on here.

I'm glad it's not just me.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Oh, jayzoz...

For the record, to whom it may concern or whoever may care...

Biscuit Hammer is my only account. I don't publish in LW, even to parody it. The authors in the category are no doubt fine people, but I don't envy them their 'fans'.

Thank you all the same, but leave me out of this. I am not so vain as to think my writing style is completely unique, so there will be times that it mirrors that of other people or vice-versa. I don't know what to do aside from have the site hosts prove to people that the OP and I have different IP addresses.

If you publish in LW, you're a better man than I am, Gunga-din. To those of you who think this story sounds like me, I haven't read it, but no. It isn't me.

Apparently legions of caustic readers are being sent my way to fuck with my stories as collateral damage to whatever this all is?

What song does that sort of insanity play out to?

Sorry about my involuntary involvement, folks. I wouldn't have even known, except the OP was kind enough to message me to let me know. Jeez...

 

[KeithD]

I'm glad it's not just me.

Be glad it's not you Gordo12 is dumping all over on the AH. He's done it to me. It very well could be you next time.

 

[gordo12]

Apparently It's Alternative unfacts day brought to you by AGIEL

Dear Gordo12,

Although it’s a long comment I’ve quoted it in full so you can’t wriggle out of it by editing or deleting it.

To say you think the writer is Biscuithammer is one thing but to ask readers to attack his stories is absolutely reprehensible. The last two comments on the story were made at the same time one after the other. Both anonymously. You’ve quoted one which is:

Anonymous about 18 hours ago
Your style is easy to recognize. I know your 'other' name, but do I reveal it? Maybe; we'll see.

This was followed immediately by:

Anonymous about 18 hours ago
In Literotica's forum, this asshole Agiel says they have another name. It sounds like BiscuitHammer, so go fuck with their stories for giving us this bullshit.
P.S.
BH's shitty sense of humour shines through.

I’m not Biscuithammer. I assume he’s not been reading this thread so I’ve sent him a pm making him aware of your actions. For you to say you believe Biscuithammer is Agiel is one thing. Anyone can make a guess at who I am. I wouldn’t make any comment if that happened.

For your sake I hope no one acts on your instruction to “so go fuck with their stories.”

ps. I’m surprised you’ve been making comments and accusations when you’ve admitted to never having read the story.

The only person who's thrown BH name into this is YOU. I deliberately left it out because I don't believe it's him. One simple fact. You claim 30 other stories. He has well over a 100. As nothing turned on that fact when you made that statement, it was highly unlikely you were lying then. For that reason, I don't believe BH is the writer. Not that I would know his style if it walked up and kicked me in balls.

But it's prima facia evidence that what I predicted is coming, in this case to BH. I notice you left the comment up and didn't delete it for 24 hours now. Leaving him open to the revenge crowd. More evidence of your cowardly ways.

Alternative unfacts and attempts at misdirection don't work with me. You did it. You've left people exposed, BH being one, and it's your attitude and intent that pisses me off. The story's a piece of shit. I got 1/4 of a page into it and didn't bother wasting any more time. The comments by then said it all.

For the record, to whom it may concern or whoever may care...

Biscuit Hammer is my only account. I don't publish in LW, even to parody it. The authors in the category are no doubt fine people, but I don't envy them their 'fans'.

Thank you all the same, but leave me out of this. I am not so vain as to think my writing style is completely unique, so there will be times that it mirrors that of other people or vice-versa. I don't know what to do aside from have the site hosts prove to people that the OP and I have different IP addresses.

If you publish in LW, you're a better man than I am, Gunga-din. To those of you who think this story sounds like me, I haven't read it, but no. It isn't me.

Apparently legions of caustic readers are being sent my way to fuck with my stories as collateral damage to whatever this all is?

What song does that sort of insanity play out to?

Sorry about my involuntary involvement, folks. I wouldn't have even known, except the OP was kind enough to message me to let me know. Jeez...

The OP was kind enough?

He wrote the story. You got named in the comments. I left your name out deliberately because I didn't think it was you. HE named you here. And left you exposed in the comments calling for revenge against your stories for the last 24 hours.

If that's kindness, you don't need enemies.

 

[gordo12]

Another Alternative Unfact Day

Be glad it's not you Gordo12 is dumping all over on the AH. He's done it to me. It very well could be you next time.

You neglected to mention the half dozen or so others that were going after you too. Rather selective memory there Keith.

 

[KeithD]

You neglected to mention the half dozen or so others that were going after you too. Rather selective memory there Keith.

Yes, well, I have a decade-long stalker orchestrating an attack squad. Which includes you. As I noted on that thread, I see nothing lower than a Lit. user attacking the writing of a Lit. author directly on the AH, and you had no reticence in doing so--and keeping doing so even on this thread (although I'm sure you thought you were being subtle).

I expressed the same view of trolling the trolls to the detriment of other authors as you did on this thread, but I posted it and got off it. I didn't violate a long-practiced understanding of decorum on the AH as you and a few others constantly do in your "I'm better than you and the readers love my stories better than yours" competitiveness in comparing oranges to kumquats on the boards.

There's nothing special about you in terms of either production or response by readers. You're a low-output writer here with so-so response. And you cut off voting on several of your stories as soon as they got a red H, so you're not standing on any higher ground than Agiel in terms of manipulation to avoid voter backlash.

 

[Payne_Hall]

Actually I now think publishing in a different name was a good idea. Judging by your reaction I think all my stories would by now have been hit. What does that say about you?

How fitting that alternate name has turned out to be, though.