Poets Padded Room

BooMerengue

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*walks in and slowly looks around

walls padded in the finest leather

thick spongy carpet

nice sized rubber tables permanently in place with smaller stools around them and self emptying ashtrays affixed to some tables "Oh! For Fooly's cigars!"

ropes course hanging from the ceiling "hmm... monkeys would LOVE this!"

rough woven hammocks at one end of the room "Boo's favorite thing!"

private niches in the back "This is just what Eve and Angeline need!"

"And look at all the open space for new things to be added!"

"I'll have to run and tell everyone about this place! I wonder how it got here and we never saw it!

This would be the perfect place for antics of all kinds! I hope the rent isn't too high! Wait... Lauren will pay it!"
 
so... I can be bad here? You know I have to bad or I go crazy. Can I leave my panties at the door before I come in? Oh, and bare feet. No shoes allowed.
 
WickedEve said:
so... I can be bad here? You know I have to bad or I go crazy. Can I leave my panties at the door before I come in? Oh, and bare feet. No shoes allowed.

I volunteer to be the attendant for the panty-check room. (Tips gratefully accepted.)

Not responsible for panties lost or stolen!
 
How about a shower?

I mean you have to have a shower, to wash off all the mud that gets slung around here.......as well as other semenly less harmful things...heh heh...

oh...and don't forget things to make you slippery....:devil:
 
Well, theres all this space here... I thought we could add whatever we want...

*wiggles nose... There! A little safe place for Imp to play with panties...

*Poof... An automatic self cleaning tub/shower combo manned by Tung... didn't know you cared for water sports, Tung?? Veddddy interesting!! lol

looks around... ok... what else?? (I'm almost scared to ask that...)
 
Mirrors and headphones

I want several mirrors so you can watch me watching you.
We will need numerous headphones since we seem to
travel to different beats. Shoes will not be allowed and I'll
need a small child's pool full of sand and at least one beer
sign and a reference book with lots of pictures.
 
Re: Mirrors and headphones

sandspike said:
I want several mirrors so you can watch me watching you.
We will need numerous headphones since we seem to
travel to different beats. Shoes will not be allowed and I'll
need a small child's pool full of sand and at least one beer
sign and a reference book with lots of pictures.

You can have everything but the mirrors... I don't think glass goes well in padded rooms... well... glass dildos are ok. Maybe we can find you a mirrored dildo to look into???
 
I bounce from corner
to corner often at odds
with myself sooted
by cigar smoke hazes
hung like hammocks
from the sky
and sigh at naked bodies
and emotions as the room fills

hot and cold running words
spray forth pulsing and penetrating
my open pores, tingling
and titillating my nerve endings,
soothing and scratching....
my only respite is to bounce back
 
Re: Re: Mirrors and headphones

BooMerengue said:
You can have everything but the mirrors... I don't think glass goes well in padded rooms... well... glass dildos are ok. Maybe we can find you a mirrored dildo to look into???
I want chairs with dildos already attached. Sissies can sit on the floor.
 
Re: Re: Mirrors and headphones

BooMerengue said:
You can have everything but the mirrors... I don't think glass goes well in padded rooms... well... glass dildos are ok. Maybe we can find you a mirrored dildo to look into???

Highly polished stainless steel on the ceilings, perhaps?

And a bouncer. (No, not THAT kind! I mean a trampoline for the acrobatic sex.)

EDITED: Tee hee! Tramp-o-line. :D
 
We need to rope off a spanking area for those of us who write bad poetry. I think I may be going through a bad poetry writing phase. Oh yeah... I feeling it coming on now.
 
Geeezzz!! I wanna take a shower with Tung... and this whole floor bounces... if you jump hard enough... watch this...

*JUMP...boinnnng.....boinnng....boinnng... SPLAT! lands perfectly on one of the dildo chairs.
 
BooMerengue said:
Geeezzz!! I wanna take a shower with Tung... and this whole floor bounces... if you jump hard enough... watch this...

*JUMP...boinnnng.....boinnng....boinnng... SPLAT! lands perfectly on one of the dildo chairs.

10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 9.5

Fuckin' Russian judge! :mad:
 
neonurotic said:

*grabs neo by the neck and jerks him in...

You can't just stick your head in and call people names, my boy... you must defend yourself!!

*tosses neo over to Eve...
 
impressive said:
10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 9.5

Fuckin' Russian judge! :mad:

*falls off the chair with a maniacal laugh...

Muaahhahahahahaha!!!!!
 
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WickedEve said:
I want chairs with dildos already attached. Sissies can sit on the floor.

aren't you going to ask your sevants to wheel Goliath in?
 
impressive said:
10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 10.0 - 9.5

Fuckin' Russian judge! :mad:

If you're going to fuck one judge....you have to fuck them all...room rules......

and no need to be in a hurry....:D
 
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PatCarrington said:
aren't you going to ask your sevants to wheel Goliath in?

I have trouble with dialects sometimes... is that servants or savants?
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Mirrors and headphones

PatCarrington said:
aren't you going to ask your sevants to wheel Goliath in?
Boo, I also need a parking space (large parking space) for my, um, friend.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Mirrors and headphones

PatCarrington said:
aren't you going to ask your sevants to wheel Goliath in?

I think we may have to build an addition if Goliath is moving in...
:eek:
 
tungtied2u said:
If you're going to fuck one judge....you have to fuck them all...room rules......

and no need to be in a hurry....:D

Oh! Rules? Do we have to have rules? Rules could be good. To break. Or not to break.

Lemme see...

No explosives (not counting orgasms)

No expletives (yeah right)

No sharp objects ( ___________ ) <someone else can define THAT one!

No charge for services (we'll do it Co Op style)
 
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