Poetry to Music: Challenge 3

[Savage Kitten]

Ok.. this may be a lil tougher, may take a lil more brain power. But, I have faith in all of you!!

Have fun! If Weird Al could do it, so can you! Take a song, any song will do, and write your own spoof to it. Be sure to give us the song title and maybe hum a few lines for us so we'll have something to go by, with your poem.

Here's mine it's to the tune of "He loves you not" by Dream

here is a few of the real lyrics:
You can pout your cherry lips
Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss
You can flirt your pretty eyes
Cuz he ain't got his hands tied

No chains to unlock
So free to do what he wants
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not

No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not

my version:

I won't love him like you do
He'll be treated better than he's used to
I'll be there for him at night
Makin' love in the moonlight
So girl, know I'm takin' my time
cause one day...
Your man is gonna be mine

Don't never leave him lonely
cause I'll be waitin'
Try as you will, you'll never own him
He knows I'm waiting
He needs someone to love & hold him
Girl you know, you know,
You know I will!

Sk~

 

[Savage Kitten]

#2

This one is to the tune of the "Bad Boyz Theme Song

original:

Bad boys, Bad boys,
what you gonna do?
what you gonna do
when they come for you?

my version:

MadDog MadDog, what cha gonna do?
What cha gonna do when we come for you?

Well the Bunni has gone rabid these dayzzzzzzz!
She's all foamy and quite the scary rave!!

The lil Birdie is said to be a great aiiimmmm!
She'll light you up with a torpedo flameeeeeee!

The Kitty is savage even when she playzzzzzzzz!
Dawg you better watch your back these dayzzzzzzz!!

HEY HEY HEY HEY

MadDog MadDog what cha gonna dooooo?
What cha gonna do when we come for you??

Sk~

 

[smithpeter]

on bad boyz onlyz

sk, sk, don't like the shoe
can't say much for the theme song too

tv shows where the cop is king
make me wanna cover with my spy code ring

sk, sk, please wouldya think
of something better for this poetry kink

don't it makeya wanna
sing
the
blues


will spend more time on anotherz

 

[smithpeter]

sung to the Flintstones theme

Litites, meet us Litites,
We're a modem kinky family
From the, land of bondage
We're a page of sexy reverie

Let us run down the naked avenue
Though the courtesy of Laurel's venue
When you're, with the Litites
Have a yummy-yummy-woo-woo time
A yummy-woo time
We'll have a lusty time

Someday when MP wins all the fights
Then the Kat will flirt all of the night
When you're, with the Litites
Have a yummy-yummy-woo time
A yummy-woo time
You'll have a lusty time, yeah

 

[lovetoread]

Pink's

"Get The Party Started"

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My version



I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started

Get this trip started on a Monday night
Everyone at the hospital waitin for me to arrive
Telling all of my friends that I am not going to die

We’ll be looking green in my Taurus sedan
I got lots of bile,got my puke in a can

I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started

Rolling down the windows, trying to air the car
Speeding on the highway
We’ll be trying to not make a scene

The hospital is busy, there was a wreck,
I’ll be leaning over, you’ll be smelling my gas

Pull up to the ER, get pulled from the car
Husband says get out, your stinking up the car

I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
Get this car started

Puking up my lunch as I enter the room
Everyone is staring trying not to swoon.
Pumping out the air spray without missing a beat
Everyone is coming and they are coming for me
I am the sick one, I can throw up anytime
I’ll be the one you’ll get infected from

I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started
I’m throwing up so you better get this car started

Get this car started
Get this car started right now
Get this car started
Get this car started
Get this car started right now

~No Laughing~

 

[JUDO]

Mechanic Ecstasy

(sung to the tune of "The Addam's Family." I added words for the bridge (look for Buzz).)

Mechanic Ecstasy

by Judo ©

I'm horny and it's quite late.
Just get the lube. There's no wait.
I'll turn it on and vibrate.
Mechanic Ecstasy!

There's no one here to show how.
It doesn't take much know-how.
Insert and get a KER-POW!
Mechanic Ecstasy!

Fiddle your bits. Buzz! Buzz!
Twiddle your tits. Buzz! Buzz!

Like where it hits.
It gives me fits.
Then, call it quits. Buzz! Buzz!

Unlike the boys around me,
Bothersome, they might be.
I like to have it pound me.
Mechanic Ecstasy!

It doesn't ever screen us.
It's just hot sex between us.
It's better than a penis.
Mechanic Ecstasy!

 

[Guest]

Bravo, Bravo!!!!
sp

 

[Whispersecret]

Judo, you are hilarious! That was perfection. Your talent at humorous poetry is unsurpassed.

 

[JUDO]

(*blushes*)
Geez, thanks, WS!

 

[Masked Poet]

$19.99

1999
Prince

I was dreamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin', could've sworn it was Judgment Day
The sky was all purple, there were people runnin' everywhere
Tryin' 2 run from the destruction, U know I didn't even care

Cuz they say 2000 zero zero party over, oops, out of time!
So 2night I'm gonna party like it's 1999!

~*~ . ~*~ . ~*~

I was creamin' when I wrote this, forgive me, I had to go and play
But when I woke up this mornin', could've sworn it was masturbation day
My cock was all purple, there was cum running everywhere
Tryin' 2 run onto the cushions, 'cause U know I don't have any hair

Cuz they say dial 1 2000 zero zero party on, oops, get offline!
So 2night I'm gonna spend another 19.99!

MP

 

[smithpeter]

To the tune of Lola, by the Kinks

I met her in a club down in old Soho where they
drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry
cola C-O-L-A cola

I met him in an aisle at the new Wal-Mart where they
Sample shampoo and it smells just like some dull
Know-it K-N-O-dub Know-it
Well he walked up to me and he asked me to sniff
I asked him his name and in a tanned voice he said
Poet P-O-E-T Poet MP po po Po-et

Well I'm not bright and I don't care for mimes
But when he leaned at me he nearly said a rhyme
Oh my Poet po-po-po-po Poet
Well I'm not a stupe but I can't comprehend
Why he walked like a girl and he swayed on demand
Oh my Poet po-po-po-po Poet po-po-po-po Poet

 

[lovetoread]

LOL,I spewed Mt Dew all over.

You gonna mention to the Masked Poet that he has a song written about him?

 

[Masked Poet]

smith peter's Wind

Wind Beneath My Wings

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and ev'rything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did you ever know that you ate a hero
with everything you would like on it?
You can now fart louder than a beagle
'cause you are the wind between your cheeks.

 

[smithpeter]

dear chum

let us clear the air
I need time to dab my cheeks
here, check me out, am I clear?

 

[Masked Poet]

chum is for sharks

Thanks to you, smell peter, the air will never be clear again. So, I'm out of here. I'm going down to the lake to skip some stones. And if you get too close, I have one with your name on it.

 

[JUDO]

Laurel & Hardy

SP & MP -

LMAO! You guys crack me up!

- Judo

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Starry Starry Night

set to Vincent ( starry starry night), by Don McLean



Starry starry night,
paint your name across the sky,
colours taken from your eye,
for you ignite a fire within my soul

Whispers on the wind,
voices heard within your dream
they slip behind your eyes of green
join image that caress your sleeping mind.

Drifting through a cloud
visions of a paradise
rainbow angels carved in ice
they wing me slowly to your astral plane

And now I understand
why your love has set me free,
cut the pain to drift from memory
now in your heart I’ll ever be.
Feel our love that bloom, feel it ever grow,
because, I love you so

Starry starry night,
emerald in diamond eye
shame the moon and make him cry
a silver dream in colours set serene

Sailing on a dream,
pastel shades within my heart
spectral love to never part
the canvas of our love be evermore

And now I understand
why your love has set me free,
cut the pain to drift from memory
now in your heart I’ll ever be.
Feel our love that bloom, feel it ever grow,
because, I love you so

 

[UnmaskedPoet]

Sung to:
Devil Went Down to Georgia.



The new UP went to the forum
he was looking for line to steal
he was in a bind from taking it in the behind
and he was willing to make a deal

when came upon a redwave
smokin on cig like it was cock
and then U.P. hopped on redwaves stump
and said boy let me tell you what

In case you hadn't noticed I'm a crazy poet too
and if you dare to to come up the stairs
Ill make a man of you.

now you say you're a pretty good poet boy
But you gotta give U.P. his due
and if you care to take this dare
you'll learn a sonnet too.

 

[JUDO]

Bravo!

Great take on the old song, Pleasureu! I like it.
(*stands, claps & lights a lighter*)


- Judo

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Judo

Thaank you dear lady.
Is a beautiful song, by a beautiful person, just hope he does not mind, have posted onlit as well.
Again, many thanks

 

[JUDO]

Welcome & Look!

You're welcome, Pleasureu. It's a good job (You should do more.)

I've posted Mechanic Ecstasy. Please read and vote!

Thanks, everyone, for the encouragement.

- Judo

 

[darrenfate]

JUDO

I read your poem with sheer delight. And gave it the only score that fits. A five. Clever wordplay and a sense of humor. You just have to love that!


Pleasure U

I loved Starry Starry Night. Don McLean should be contacting you to buy these new words as extra verses.

 

[JUDO]

Thx!

Thank you, DF, for your wonderful generosity!


- Judo

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Mechanic ecstasy



WoW JUDO,
I loved it.
Where the hell is my camcorder when I need it, grins.
Truly , do love it, voted a 5
ty love