PM's I'd Love To Receive

I would love a PM from Marxist

I would really like to hear how much he loves my tits and wants to do freaky nasty things to me.
 
I want Mel Gibson to PM me back on that whole love child idea I proposed months ago.



Oh, shit, that part WAS a fantasy. Hmm.


In that case, I would love to get a pm detailing just what a person would do to my body, if they were given a chance.


Just, not from the pre-teens of the board.
 
From: Foxinsox

Subject: America

Hey Marxie, I know you don't know me that well but I'll be in America for a brief period of time this summer. I believe I'll be traveling through Atlanta and need a place to stay for a night or two. I don't mean to trouble you but would this be a problem?

I'm willing to pay my rent in tawdry sex.
 
BgMma99 said:
I would love a PM from Marxist

I would really like to hear how much he loves my tits and wants to do freaky nasty things to me.

Will do.
 
foxinsox said:
LOL, Marx.

I'm surfing the Lonely Planet site right now.

Sadly, Atlanta isn't on my list of places to go, though :rose:

Just about every flight on the planet ends up at Hartsfield.

You just don't want me...
 
Marxist said:
Just about every flight on the planet ends up at Hartsfield.

You just don't want me...

you need to make a foxinsox sign and start waiting around the airport just incase :)
 
sexy-girl said:
you need to make a foxinsox sign and start waiting around the airport just incase :)

I used to have one that said "sexy-girl" and got thrown out. I learned my lesson the hard way.
 
Marxist said:
I used to have one that said "sexy-girl" and got thrown out. I learned my lesson the hard way.


oh i saw that sign but i thought it was for someone else :)


foxinsox we're bring a tent and camp out waiting for you
 
From: Amelia

Subject: Do Me

Marxie, I can't take the cold one moment more. Please, come to Tejas and let me envelop you in my creamy tall girl whiteness. I will supply the whip cream if you supply the hot chocolate.

P.S.--Pack light, just bring slippers.
 
Subject: Proposal

Marry me and live among the island girls in Tahiti?
 
From: Bill Gates

Subject: Tahiti Expansion

Marx, we really need your help with our marketing efforts in Tahiti. Please accept our offer. We will pay whatever you demand. You'd really be doing us a favor.

P.S.--Can you bring an island girl with you?
 
From: Laurel

Subject: :heart:

I love you truly, deeply, madly. Please call me for the best phone sex of your young life. If you like the flavor of my O sounds, please do not hesitate to come and get some of the real.
 
Marxist said:
From: Bill Gates

Subject: Tahiti Expansion

Marx, we really need your help with our marketing efforts in Tahiti. Please accept our offer. We will pay whatever you demand. You'd really be doing us a favor.

P.S.--Can you bring an island girl with you?

hey! my fantasy PM is from Bill Gates!

From: Bill Gates

Subject: Whatelse could it be about

Amelia, i want to pay for you to finish up college. So, don't worry...no more working...just concentrate on college.
 
From: George W Bush

Subject: Secret

"Don't tell anyone, but I really am THE George W Bush. I get so lonely in the oval office...nobody really likes me very much, and Laura is so frigid...my nickname is the best I could come up with."
 
From: lexie

Subject: Missing You

Hey I left garlic mashed potatoes, peach cobbler, and cold beer in the fridge. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I'll see you soon. :heart:
 
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