pm rp?

Clearly, you've done this before.

But with the description of "rude" and the example given, it must not have gone well.

There is potential for a much better experience.
 
Aww. Thanks, Sticky! I try to prevent my ignorance from showing, but you can't win them all, eh?
 
He means Private Message Role Play: ie sending each other rude notes eg "I slip my hand between your thighs as I chew harder on your earlobe" and then you reply "I wished he'd leave my ear alone but his hand threatened to reveal how turned on I had become, how wet my sex..."

Well, when you put it that way it kind of kills the mood....
 
Oh I'm sorry Mr Midlands - I was only taking the mickey!:) *hug* It's really ok and I'd be the last person to take offense with a bit of banter.
But hey - we're being rude. Poor old Jack just wanted some smoochy chat and we've hi-jacked his thread. *waves* Sorry Jack :kiss:

No worries.

Just considering bed but have a burning desire to be kept awake. You heading to bed soon as a fellow UK person?
 
He means Private Message Role Play: ie sending each other rude notes eg "I slip my hand between your thighs as I chew harder on your earlobe" and then you reply "I wished he'd leave my ear alone but his hand threatened to reveal how turned on I had become, how wet my sex..."

Thanks for making me laugh. That was the best comment ive read all day. :) I chew harder on your earlobe lmao.
 
Uh huh... bath is waiting. Need to wash London off... so I'll bid you goodnight x
If you desire is burning you should maybe see a doctor... or cranberry juice may help ;)

Isn't she amazing? Every sentence is finely crafted for hilarity.
 
Gives me an idea for a thread. "The worst sex story ever written."

"Emily's tits bounced as she ran down the stairs with a provocative air."
 
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