Plumbing the depths - Obscure Fetishes

[oggbashan]

I am used to being the lowest rated author of the AH.

I seemed to have surpassed myself with my latest three stories. Two of the three are scoring significantly below 3.00.

All three are intended to appeal to a particular minor fetish, scarf bondage, and a minority even in that sub-set - men bound with scarves by women. I estimate, from the Yahoo groups on the subject of scarf bondage, that about three-quarters of those who like scarf bondage prefer the men to be in control and the women as the subject of the bondage.

Could I sink lower if I finally wrote the story to match my ultimate challenge - the fetish for South India's Women's hairy (and sweaty) armpits?

What fetish do YOU think would attract the lowest rating on Literotica?

Og

 

[carsonshepherd]

toe jam.

 

[oggbashan]

Is 'toe jam' a genuinely sexual fetish?

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Reading Og's stories for sexual pleasure while being beaten with a flyswatter and sitting in jello?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is 'toe jam' a genuinely sexual fetish?

Og

i think so... sweaty, funky feet

ETA: NOT my fetish. *shudder*

 

[oggbashan]

Reading Og's stories for sexual pleasure while being beaten with a flyswatter and sitting in jello?

Jest ye not. One of our local nightclubs faced a bill from City Hall for letting its pink jelly flow down the entrance stairs and into the street after the clubbers had a fighting in jelly contest and left the club still dripping.

The Fire Brigade were also investigating whether the Fire Exit was compromised with jelly.

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Jest ye not. One of our local nightclubs faced a bill from City Hall for letting its pink jelly flow down the entrance stairs and into the street after the clubbers had a fighting in jelly contest and left the club still dripping.

The Fire Brigade were also investigating whether the Fire Exit was compromised with jelly.

Og

I'm moving to Britain with you, there's so much fun going on over there.

 

[Guest]

 

[oggbashan]

One of our local Councillors raised money for charity by sitting in a bath of cold baked beans in tomato sauce having wet sponges thrown at him.

It wasn't the same Councillor who was 'outed' for starring in, and producing, porn videos while a student. At the election six months later he was returned with a larger majority.

One of our local pubs, that has a clientele with an average age of 55, has applied for 'performance of dance' on its premises with a stipulation that to protect children there would be no stripping or nudity before 21:00.

Another has applied for 'no more than 12 pole or lap dancing events per month'.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

i think so... sweaty, funky feet

I think that the fetish is for feet with a sub-set for sweaty feet and is another variation on submission. I don't think that toe jam is a sexual fetish in its own right. I might be wrong. People have been known to collect navel fluff - but is it a sexual thing?

Og

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I remember when they were searching for the Boston Strangler back in the '60's, they came across a guy who had a handbag fetish. He used to steal them, throw the contents away and beat off into them. He had a closet full.

Strictly speaking, a fetish originally meant something sufficient to cause sexual arousal on its own, without having a person attached. Thus, women in high heels wouldn't qualify as a fetish, but high heels alone would, whether someone was wearing them or not.

Then, of course, there was Ed Gyne (pronounced "Geen", hard G), the mild-mannered Wisconsin farmer/handyman who was a cannibal, necrophiliac, and a bunch of other things. He used to exhume bodies and strip the skin off, and dance around in them in the moonlight. He kept his mother's unembalmed body in her bedroom for several years, and there was evidence that he used to sleep with the corpse. The Anthony Perkins character in "Psycho" was based on Ed Gyne.

Sorry, but you asked.

 

[oggbashan]

Ed Gyne was too mainstream. A Lit story based on him would be likely to attract high ratings.

I thought 'unbirth' would be low-rated for the 'yeuck!' factor. It isn't.

Og

 

[nushu2]

Pervo the clown. Saw something about this clown fetish a while back and it cracked me up. Maybe it's just my magic mushroom flashbacks but slapping someone with a rubber chicken makes me laugh.

Anyone who can make it through a scat fetish story without backclicking would likely vote favourably. Yuk.

The one fetish that hasn't been well-represented is sex in public and the turn-on factor of the risk of being caught. Probably too mainstream to gather low votes.

 

[RhymeFairy]

eating flowers ...

Once knew a guy who did this, weird or just me?
He would look at them as if they were women. Just,
this look would come into his eyes ... Nuff said ~

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Reading Og's stories for sexual pleasure while being beaten with a flyswatter and sitting in jello?

That's a bit mainstream to qualify as a fetish, isn't it?

Q_C

 

[RhymeFairy]

Reading Og's stories for sexual pleasure while being beaten with a flyswatter and sitting in jello?

Ok so ya'll talked me into it.
Lead me to tha Jello .... YYYUUUUMMMM !!!

Can ya just cover me in it?
Do I just havTa sit there?

*Licks*

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I think the Hairy armpit would pretty much be the bottom of the barrel. (excluding certain bodily functions.)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I am used to being the lowest rated author of the AH.

I seemed to have surpassed myself with my latest three stories. Two of the three are scoring significantly below 3.00.

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Could I sink lower if I finally wrote the story to match my ultimate challenge - the fetish for South India's Women's hairy (and sweaty) armpits?

What fetish do YOU think would attract the lowest rating on Literotica?

Og

The Great Og, sinking to depths no Lit writer has ever sunk.

As for a fetish that would attract low ratings--if the audience were limited to the Authors Hangout crowd, I'd say a strong contender for lowest of the low would be: Getting it on with Laura and/or George Bush.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Colleen Thomas]

No idea. One I remeber is a pair of ladies who liked to wear fur coats while they had sex.

that's about as obscure as I can think of.

 

[The_Darkness]

One of the internet shows I used to watch had a thing for just saying "Midget Bolvine Fisting"

that's about as wrong as I can get.....without including necrophilia of some kind.

Now I'm off to scrub my brain.

And My eyes.

The Horror.

 

[oggbashan]

Pile 'em high

My fourth scarf bondage story (Friday Evening) translated, expanded and adapted from the German has been posted. At least this last one has started with a nice public comment. Thank you. It is dedicated to women who have to endure male criticism of their driving.

Og

 

[herecomestherain]

I like hairy armpits.

Stuck is one of the more unusual fetishes I do believe, with many, many subsets - feet in shoes in glue, feet in mud, muddy feet in stuck cars...

http://www.milkandcookies.com/keywords/carstuck/

http://www.stuckworld.com/modules.php?name=Links

 

[CharleyH]

I am used to being the lowest rated author of the AH.

I seemed to have surpassed myself with my latest three stories. Two of the three are scoring significantly below 3.00.

All three are intended to appeal to a particular minor fetish, scarf bondage, and a minority even in that sub-set - men bound with scarves by women. I estimate, from the Yahoo groups on the subject of scarf bondage, that about three-quarters of those who like scarf bondage prefer the men to be in control and the women as the subject of the bondage.

Could I sink lower if I finally wrote the story to match my ultimate challenge - the fetish for South India's Women's hairy (and sweaty) armpits?

What fetish do YOU think would attract the lowest rating on Literotica?

Og

LOL there are so many, and hirsute does not match half of them! LOL, Og. This can be linked to feet. What is the difference between smelly feet, which is acceptable and armpits, which are not? I think it really depends on the individual. Its all the same to me. :|

ABDL is odd to me, and so id Furries. THE MOST ODD, but maybe I have not come across odd (beyond what I can post here legally). Are you really 'sinking' when you go into ANY fetish? Then maybe you should write something else, other than fetish? Because maybe you sink, and therefore no one likes it.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You Don’t Care!


If you did, you would remember Brinnie’s Chocolate Fountain posts.

Just thinking about them makes me wonder how I could manage to vote a Zero!

 

[Xelebes]

A real clank story. Or at least an appliancy story.