Plot Devices

[Recidiva]

Mousy, eyeglass-wearing girl with paint splattered on her overalls is magically transformed into a seductress by ditching the glasses, letting her hair down, and wearing a sexy dress.

(I may have just described every teen movie.)

Yes. The "Spot the gorgeous woman with something smudged on her nose that therefore makes her ugly."

Also the "I'm wearing a baseball cap and a baggy shirt, therefore I'm a boy." Yes, I'm talking to you, Pitch Black. I got through most of the movie before I realized I was supposed to even think she was a guy.

 

[Trombonus]

There are alien robots living among us disguised as vehicles, tape recorders, animals and many other things.

 

[Recidiva]

There are alien robots living among us disguised as vehicles, tape recorders, animals and many other things.

And they're AWESOME.

 

[Trombonus]

And they're AWESOME.

Freaking A right they are!

 

[DeeZire]

The lonely, neglected lady of the house, wearing her sexiest negligee, lets the cable guy in. He installs the cable box and leaves.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Woman with a voracious sexual appetite is in a near death accident. While in the coma, she sees Death, not as the Grim Reaper, but as avatars of her past lovers. To stay alive she must resist his seduction, and beat him at Parcheesi.

 

[Recidiva]

Woman with a voracious sexual appetite is in a near death accident. While in the coma, she sees Death, not as the Grim Reaper, but as avatars of her past lovers. To stay alive she must resist his seduction, and beat him at Parcheesi.

I want to play me in that movie.

But I want to lose at Parcheesi.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I want to play me in that movie.

But I want to lose at Parcheesi.

Its a cruel joke played on her by the pantheon of divine. She doesn't die but is reincarnated as a blow up doll. The Parcheesi game is just to let the latex dry.

 

[Recidiva]

Its a cruel joke played on her by the pantheon of divine. She doesn't die but is reincarnated as a blow up doll. The Parcheesi game is just to let the latex dry.

God dam, that is a hot pantheon.

I love them. I want to worship you...them.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Their creation myth is that the gods and goddesses have a huge orgy, and the milky way is the spooge that drips out.

Yes, Earth is nothing more than a discarded sperm cell in a great cosmic spurt.

God dam, that is a hot pantheon.

I love them. I want to worship you...them.

 

[tickledkitty]

Woman meets her evil twin from whom she was separated at birth.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yes. The "Spot the gorgeous woman with something smudged on her nose that therefore makes her ugly."

Also the "I'm wearing a baseball cap and a baggy shirt, therefore I'm a boy." Yes, I'm talking to you, Pitch Black. I got through most of the movie before I realized I was supposed to even think she was a guy.

the first time I saw Pitch Black I came in on the scene where they announced that she was a woman, so the second time when I caught the beginning, I already knew, so I'll never know now if I would have or not had I seen it in the right order...