Plot Bunny Pens

[liliput1]

More like sixteen going on forty six.

 

[anthrodisiac]

In the sequel, they all get into wax play. Sixteen Candles.

 

[StillStunned]

*piqued*

In my mind, they all look like Debbie Harry.

 

[anthrodisiac]

In my mind, they all look like Debbie Harry.
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*unpiqued*

 

[liliput1]

In my mind, they all look like Debbie Harry.
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I was not old enough to realize what a firecracker Debbie Harry was.

 

[StillStunned]

I was not old enough to realize what a firecracker Debbie Harry was.

Anyone who didn't grow up with Blondie had an underprivileged childhood.

 

[liliput1]

Anyone who didn't grow up with Blondie had an underprivileged childhood.

I heard her on the radio, and saw her sanitized on MTV.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anyone who didn't grow up with Blondie had an underprivileged childhood.

That's not fair, I was born 150 million years before Blondie!

 

[liliput1]

That's not fair, I was born 150 million years before Blondie!

So you spent 149.8 million years without songs?

<shudders>

 

[anthrodisiac]

So you spent 149.8 million years without songs?

<shudders>

We had songs. They were beautiful. I recently heard a cover of one, not bad for a mammal.

 

[liliput1]

We had songs. They were beautiful. I recently heard a cover of one, not bad for a mammal.

The story of Prometheus giving fire to the humans is actually a mis-translation of the story of Anthro's people bringing heavy metal to humans. They said, "this is fire, and we will share it with you."

"Prometheus" was actually punished for cover bands.

 

[anthrodisiac]

The story of Prometheus giving fire to the humans is actually a mis-translation of the story of Anthro's people bringing heavy metal to humans. They said, "this is fire, and we will share it with you."

"Prometheus" was actually punished for cover bands.

Oh, oh, I know the perfect song for this! This maps so close to what you just said, it's great.

 

[sirhugs]

The story of Prometheus giving fire to the humans is actually a mis-translation of the story of Anthro's people bringing heavy metal to humans. They said, "this is fire, and we will share it with you."

"Prometheus" was actually punished for cover bands.

would it be rude to interrupt the conversation to suggest that this might be the plot bunny chewing on an interesting story, if you could work in some sex?

 

[liliput1]

would it be rude to interrupt the conversation to suggest that this might be the plot bunny chewing on an interesting story, if you could work in some sex?

Well with heavy metal comes groupies, surely.

 

[sirhugs]

Well with heavy metal comes groupies, surely.

Surely, like Shirley...

 

[sirhugs]

Fuck it... really, I did fuck Shirley all the way to page three, where found the not quite dead but ailing FUCK™ and against my better judgment, which is not great at the best of times, posted a little blurb about Shirley.

 

[liliput1]

Fuck it... really, I did fuck Shirley all the way to page three, where found the not quite dead but ailing FUCK™ and against my better judgment, which is not great at the best of times, posted a little blurb about Shirley.

Now do a Chinese Shirley because of course the Chinese invented fireworks for concert pyrotechnics if they had rock and roll before civilization.

 

[yowser]

From my one and only rock-and-roll band story:

Never in a million years would Sally Saugenwelt ever have thought she could be considered a "groupie."

And she wasn't really, except on the most narrow, strict-constructionist, interpretation of the term. It had been only for one band, and only for one week, and even that wasn't that big a deal when you took everything into account.

 

[sirhugs]

From my one and only rock-and-roll band story:

Never in a million years would Sally Saugenwelt ever have thought she could be considered a "groupie."

And she wasn't really, except on the most narrow, strict-constructionist, interpretation of the term. It had been only for one band, and only for one week, and even that wasn't that big a deal when you took everything into account.

great teaser...

 

[anthrodisiac]

Free-use bunbun, spawned by @Hound_CLARABELL using the term "busdates" when talking about a bus update (Clarabell has given her persmission to mark this free-use).

Bus Date: a story about people having a cute date on a bus; could have sneaky hand sex if you wanna go erotic with it. But the idea would be that the date takes place on the bus. Or maybe two people sit next to each other and strike up conversation, and they're so taken with each other that they don't mind missing their stop if it means they get to keep talking.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Free-use bunbun:

I recently learned about an artist called FEM&M (breakcore, hyper-pop, hardcore mix), which inspired the following idea: FeM&Ms.

A candy company uses a new pink food dye that they claimed is perfectly safe, it was fine in rat trials, never showed anything weird; or it did, but they just self-certified that it was generally recognized as safe (aka GRaS*) instead of actually meaningfully testing it.

The company gets it out the door and for a few weeks, everything is fine. But then a wave of feminization sweeps the world, triggered by the new chemical, whether it's through accumulation (aka the more you eat, the more feminized), the chemical takes a little while before it triggers the changes, or something else, up to you. It could have been an accident or done on purpose, maybe via magic or evil scientist-type stuff.

*Interesting Planet Money episode about this: The sneaky way companies get new chemicals into our food

 

[TheExperimentalist]

A story entitled "Executive Dysfunction" about a C-suite bigshot whose secretary takes it upon herself to help him with his "little problem". I know how well this worked out the last time I said it, but this time I really will likely not do anything with the idea (the whole office thing really doesn't do it for me) so until and unless I come back here and reclaim it, this one's free. If someone else actually uses it, all the better.

 

[liliput1]

This place has been quiet for almost 48 hours. Are we hunting wabbits?

 

[sirhugs]

This place has been quiet for almost 48 hours. Are we hunting wabbits?

I sometimes think that they are hunting us.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I sometimes think that they are hunting us.

That would explain a lot.