Plot Bunny Pens

[ADirtyPerv]

But what about the kreptoids-are-three-polar-bears-in-a-trenchcoat rumor?

It would explain the staggering size and monstrous hunger for seal-flesh. My plot bunnies are mere snacks in comparison!

 

[dirk2024]

It would explain the staggering size and monstrous hunger for seal-flesh. My plot bunnies are mere snacks in comparison!

"Mmm...seal flesh."

Burps in polar bear.

 

[anthrodisiac]

"Mmm...seal flesh."

Burps in polar bear.

I feel like I'm about to have to update the "number of days since last polar bear attack" in my signature...

 

[Statius]

I feel like I'm about to have to update the "number of days since last polar bear attack" in my signature...

We're due, that's why I haven't been around, I'm hiding from polar bears, or anything possibly wearing an ill fitting tench

 

[Statius]

There's a company near me that makes hyper-realistic sex dolls. Last I heard, they were experimenting with AI in their sex dolls, giving them personalities, accents. It was a couple years ago last I heard about it, God only knows where they're at now.

I think you know more than you're telling

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I think you know more than you're telling

Anthro is the CEO, and the secret is that they only make tamandua sex dolls.

Edit: naturally, the slogan is "Taman-do-me"

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anthro is the CEO, and the secret is that they only make tamandua sex dolls.

Edit: naturally, the slogan is "Taman-do-me"

We make more than just tamanduas, we also make-

Uh, I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about... *arf*

Okay, fine, yeah, it's my company. Everyone should check it out. You can go to Anth-Ho Dolls and use promo code "stop mauling me" for 15% off your lifelike anthro doll, all of which use our proprietary AI, Clawed, for smooth, natural, sexy interactions that can be as chaste or dirty as you like. AHD highly recommends our newest doll, Spike, the hunky echidna, for those who like four-headed penises and can't get enough of that accent

 

[BeechLeaf]

Echidna sex dolls? How do you use them? *reads instructions* 'Very, very carefully.'

 

[NuclearFairy]

Echidna sex dolls? How do you use them? *reads instructions* 'Very, very carefully.'

Not as carefully as the porcupine I'm sure.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Free use bun bun:

Hints of Bergamot - Two best friends, one is a perfume critic with a successful blog (remember blogs?). The other teases her about a common phrase in every post. Everything has hints of Bergamot, because it's a common ingredient in perfume, and the phrase sounds elegant.

Inevitably, there will be an oral sex scene, and the phrase will come up again...

"You smell so good..."

"Don't even say it."

Etc.

Releasing this particular bun bun because I don't know a thing about perfume, other than it often has bergamot.