"Plot Bunnies and Dragons"

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Yesterday over in the AH, I joked that "Plot bunnies and dragons make for good stories everywhere."

Can we prove me right?

Might it be the meta version, set in The AH Coffee Shop and Reading Room?

Or simply a Nonhuman or Sci-Fi tale in which mythical creatures comfort the sexually needy?

To riff on one of @Candy_Kane54's posts, (which is what I was doing when I wrote the line) does it feature a magican turned wannabe writer, searching for a plot bunny to pull out of their hat?

or is this just a hare-brained idea?
 
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Plot bunny and dragon girl. The dragon girl falls injured after a great aerial battle into a remote forest where she's found by an adorable little bunny girl. The bunny nurses her back to health and the two fall hopelessly in love.

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A dragon fueld by plot bunnies has spent centuries cleaning up his master's mess. His master is a prodigeous thinker and wizard, who has found immortality, and spends it unable to do anything other than come up with medicore stories that materialize as plot bunnies, that he then tosses to the dragon to dispose of.

But one day, the dragon, bored of his eternal chore, decides to bat around one of the bunnies, toying with it like a cat with a mouse. Finally, as the bunny tires and the dragon is ready to consume it, the bunny speaks. The dragon is shocked, he had no idea plot bunnies could speak! He listens to the story, and is enthralled and inspired. He works with the plot bunny tirelessly for weeks, both secreting away the plot bunnies his master keeps sending to a nice farm, like, I dunno Plot Bunny Pens's Interdimensional Branch, and writing the story the plot bunny carried within her.

Finally, when it's finished, the dragon shows the story to his master. His master is enraged that his dragon would disobey him, and appalled that there are now so many plot bunnies out in the world, HIS plot bunnies! He gets ready to blow up Fluffers (the plot bunny helping the dragon), and the dragon gulps down his master in a single bite.

Then the dragon and plot bunny fuck. Obvi. And a new race is born...

Plot Dragons!
 
Dragon girls and bunny girls together sounds like a pretty good Final Fantasy XIV fanfic...
 
Imagine if you could interbreed a dragon and a bunny. Probably best done in vitro. What would you get?

"That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
 
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