Pleeeeaase Talk Dirty to Me!
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Nora
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grass stains
mud
axel grease
magic marker
that furry stuff that gathers behind your large appliances
burnt sugar on your stovetop mixed with the oil you didn't clean up after dinner
litter boxes! Woohoo! sorry about having to pull out the rough stuff on that one!
your house after a huge, drunken party
my house after a huge, drunken party
mustard stains on a white silk blouse
G-d I make myself sick when I talk like that...sorry, hon. But you said to do it!
mud
axel grease
magic marker
that furry stuff that gathers behind your large appliances
burnt sugar on your stovetop mixed with the oil you didn't clean up after dinner
litter boxes! Woohoo! sorry about having to pull out the rough stuff on that one!
your house after a huge, drunken party
my house after a huge, drunken party
mustard stains on a white silk blouse
G-d I make myself sick when I talk like that...sorry, hon. But you said to do it!
concrete
allways HARD
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judging by your A.V. your tit,s have been AROUND the block a few times....still nothing that I wouldn,t tear up.msmuffett66 said:
Luckey for you ..that ya rambed into CONCRETE.
it don,t get much HARDER...especially if you dress like that all day.
there would be nooooo time for computer threads...
IrishWolfhound
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A long smoldering look from across the room.
You feel incresing heat between your legs as you realize I'm looking at you. Studying your body in detail. You can feel my eyes removing your clothes one item at a time. Your silk blouse. Your skirt. Slowly removing your lacy bra. Slipping your panties off.
In our minds we move from the crowded room to a private place where our bodies join in frenzied passion.
You return to reality. I lift my glass in a silent toast...and melt into the crowd.
You feel incresing heat between your legs as you realize I'm looking at you. Studying your body in detail. You can feel my eyes removing your clothes one item at a time. Your silk blouse. Your skirt. Slowly removing your lacy bra. Slipping your panties off.
In our minds we move from the crowded room to a private place where our bodies join in frenzied passion.
You return to reality. I lift my glass in a silent toast...and melt into the crowd.
IrishWolfhound
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Sorry...whenever I try for dirtry, the best I can do is erotically romantic.
IrishWolfhound
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Nora said:I liked it, Irish. Ain't yer fault if she's gonna be all picky n' stuff.
Not to worry...we'll let it sink in & take effect.
Kitte
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taken from the spurt it out thread.
I want to feel you bury your face in my pussy, your tongue teasing and darting into me lapping up my juice...making me scream...your fingers invading first my pussy then my ass...exploring every inch of me. Your moans against my clit as I push you harder onto me. Grinding against you, feeling the way your beard tickles my pussy lips...oh yeah the way you tug and tease at them... making me cum over and over again for your enjoyment til I beg you to stop and slide that pulsing cock into me... teasing my hole with the head of your cock till I am writhing and moaning begging...to get you inside me... feeling you push in my slickness....thrusting all the way in... then not moving...letting me feel the way you throb..the way my pussy grabs at you... then slow thrusts...teasing torturing ...the way you put all your weight on me..your hands under my ass pushing me to meet you harder faster.... My legs wrapped around you. Feeling you shoot streams of hot cum in me.... pulse...pulse...pulse....then I want to lay with you inside me...panting whispering....moaning still... then move you onto your back and straddle your face feeling you lick all the cum out of me as I lick your delicious cock clean.....
I want to wrap up in your arms to hear sleepily whispered words of love and fall asleep.
I want to feel you bury your face in my pussy, your tongue teasing and darting into me lapping up my juice...making me scream...your fingers invading first my pussy then my ass...exploring every inch of me. Your moans against my clit as I push you harder onto me. Grinding against you, feeling the way your beard tickles my pussy lips...oh yeah the way you tug and tease at them... making me cum over and over again for your enjoyment til I beg you to stop and slide that pulsing cock into me... teasing my hole with the head of your cock till I am writhing and moaning begging...to get you inside me... feeling you push in my slickness....thrusting all the way in... then not moving...letting me feel the way you throb..the way my pussy grabs at you... then slow thrusts...teasing torturing ...the way you put all your weight on me..your hands under my ass pushing me to meet you harder faster.... My legs wrapped around you. Feeling you shoot streams of hot cum in me.... pulse...pulse...pulse....then I want to lay with you inside me...panting whispering....moaning still... then move you onto your back and straddle your face feeling you lick all the cum out of me as I lick your delicious cock clean.....
I want to wrap up in your arms to hear sleepily whispered words of love and fall asleep.
JazzManJim
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I posted this in another thread, but it works here.
"I want to take you in my arms and kiss you until you gasp for breath, until your knees buckle under you and my arm around your waist is the only thing keeping you from melting at my feet. I want to take your hair in my hand and break the kiss roughly by pulling you back onto the bed.
I want to look at you, grin so wryly and tell you just how hard and deep I'm going to fuck you. I want you to see in my eyes how hungry I am for you. I want you to know that I do this simply because I wish it and because it's mine to take anytime I desire any way I desire.
I want to take your legs and open them, revealing the wet heat you've been feeling for hours simply thinking of this moment. I want you to see my hard cock standing out in front of me pulse with each beat of my heart and know that it is you that makes it that way.
As I slide fully into you, I want to hold your eyes with mine, to see them widen slightly as the full length and breadth of my cock fills you until the head presses up inside you insistently. I want to feel you move and groan and whimper underneath me as I fuck you. I want to make sure you know with every movement I make that you please me in every way.
I want to tell you as I move within you how good you feel and how glad I am that you are mine. I want you to know how happy I am with you like this and how much I enjoy having you when I wish it. I want you to know without doubt that you sate me.
I want you to cum with your whole body and mind, holding nothing back, giving everything to me. I want you to know that I will give back all that you give me, and more. I want your orgasm to roll over you like an implacable tsumani, uncontrollable and powerful, shaking you to your very core.
When I cum, I want you to feel every single pulse of my cock as it sprays my hot seed inside you. I want you to know that it is you that causes this, that gives me this much pleasure.
I want all that, and more."
"I want to take you in my arms and kiss you until you gasp for breath, until your knees buckle under you and my arm around your waist is the only thing keeping you from melting at my feet. I want to take your hair in my hand and break the kiss roughly by pulling you back onto the bed.
I want to look at you, grin so wryly and tell you just how hard and deep I'm going to fuck you. I want you to see in my eyes how hungry I am for you. I want you to know that I do this simply because I wish it and because it's mine to take anytime I desire any way I desire.
I want to take your legs and open them, revealing the wet heat you've been feeling for hours simply thinking of this moment. I want you to see my hard cock standing out in front of me pulse with each beat of my heart and know that it is you that makes it that way.
As I slide fully into you, I want to hold your eyes with mine, to see them widen slightly as the full length and breadth of my cock fills you until the head presses up inside you insistently. I want to feel you move and groan and whimper underneath me as I fuck you. I want to make sure you know with every movement I make that you please me in every way.
I want to tell you as I move within you how good you feel and how glad I am that you are mine. I want you to know how happy I am with you like this and how much I enjoy having you when I wish it. I want you to know without doubt that you sate me.
I want you to cum with your whole body and mind, holding nothing back, giving everything to me. I want you to know that I will give back all that you give me, and more. I want your orgasm to roll over you like an implacable tsumani, uncontrollable and powerful, shaking you to your very core.
When I cum, I want you to feel every single pulse of my cock as it sprays my hot seed inside you. I want you to know that it is you that causes this, that gives me this much pleasure.
I want all that, and more."
digitalmedia
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I grip your hips hard, my fingers digging into your soft flesh. You can feel the hard throbbing heat of my pulsing cock pressed up against your ass. I hear your moans, begging me to fuck your dripping wet pussy. I bend you over the bed, pushing your ass down as my other hand grabs a handful of hair. Tugging on your silky mane, I press my swollen man meat against your puffy pussy lips. Slipping into your lurid wet sopping twat, I slap your ass hard, as I drive deep into your tight wet gash. Ramming the full length of my hard throbbing cock deep into your convulsing fuck slot. You scream, bite, and moan as I ram it in hard, giving you the fucking you deserve. I am going to fuck you like the slut you are, as I ram my fuck rod into your cum slot, till you gush all over my turgid cock.
MsMuffet
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Oh Wolfie... you do things to me like no other... of course it sank in... immediately! I am just now fishing myself out of the depth of your words...
Mmmmmmmm....
Kitte... YOU have NEVER let me down... *hugs*
Jim? Are you kidding me??? Together? At last??
Mmmmmmmm....
Kitte... YOU have NEVER let me down... *hugs*
Jim? Are you kidding me??? Together? At last??
#1tankcomander
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Greesy mechanic hands
Acid stains in the driveway
Dog poop on your shoes or imbedded in your carpet *whewy*
Puke *oh the smell*
Scraping bug guts off the windshield
Tantanha (SP)
Tar on the bottom of your shoes
The way I caress Marksgirl and speak sweet nothings in her ear while attacking from behind!
Acid stains in the driveway
Dog poop on your shoes or imbedded in your carpet *whewy*
Puke *oh the smell*
Scraping bug guts off the windshield
Tantanha (SP)
Tar on the bottom of your shoes
The way I caress Marksgirl and speak sweet nothings in her ear while attacking from behind!
Minkey Boodle
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You, uh, got a little somethin' on your chin.
JazzManJim
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msmuffett66 said:
Why would I kid about that?
Have you been chasing me?
#1tankcomander
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Minkey Boodle said:
Shit it shows? I thought I wiped that off!
IrishWolfhound
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And here I thought she was chasing me.
I feel so....cheap! (Well, easy at any rate)
I feel so....cheap! (Well, easy at any rate)
JazzManJim
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msmuffett66 said:
A shame.
I've given up chasing. There's no fun in it anymore.
IrishWolfhound
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Agent99 said:Whoa! That's some mighty harsh language, missy. Did you really have to bring out the big guns?
You frightened me with that. *shudder* and *chortling*
Nora's a potty mouth. I prefer to not hang out with her type, but shes so damn sexy I cant help it.
