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DaddysAngel23

DaddysAngel23

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Just talk to me. I hurt, I am tired of it. Please just make me think of anything but myself, of the pain in my family.

Even GB drama is insufficient tonight, (I know WTF) so whats going on with you?

Drama? Cool, dish.

Got a funny for me???? That would be awesome.

Want to argue? Sweet! pick a topic.

Talk to me.
 
DaddysAngel23 said:
Just talk to me. I hurt, I am tired of it. Please just make me think of anything but myself, of the pain in my family.

Even GB drama is insufficient tonight, (I know WTF) so whats going on with you?

Drama? Cool, dish.

Got a funny for me???? That would be awesome.

Want to argue? Sweet! pick a topic.

Talk to me.
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I suggest if you've not done so, read through the "oh the clicks" thread - seriously if that doesn't make you laugh or giggle, then that thread would be considered an epic fail (thanks ericsquare - you lived up to your name :p)... If you've already done so the only thing I've got for you is to either peruse the yammerings on www.27bslash6.com (esp taking notice of "grubby tenant" and "************" - the dude cracks me up laughing...then there's this...should be worth a giggle...or a snort, or a snorgle :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs137.snc4/37207_10150095660838098_669228097_7463796_8141402_n.jpg
 
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Sensualdreamer said:
I suggest if you've not done so, read through the "oh the clicks" thread - seriously if that doesn't make you laugh or giggle, then that thread would be considered an epic fail (thanks ericsquare - you lived up to your name :p)... If you've already done so the only thing I've got for you is to either peruse the yammerings on www.27bslash6.com (esp taking notice of "grubby tenant" and "************" - the dude cracks me up laughing...then there's this...should be worth a giggle...or a snort, or a snorgle :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs137.snc4/37207_10150095660838098_669228097_7463796_8141402_n.jpg[/img[/QUOTE] Holy crap, cannot believe I forgot the Clicks!!!! As for the others Thanks honey:kiss:
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DaddysAngel23 said:
Holy crap, cannot believe I forgot the Clicks!!!!
As for the others Thanks honey:kiss:
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just a funny anecdote from the supermarket last week. While waiting in the registry queue I observed the sales girl having trouble pricing a large packet of tampax. She leaned into the microphone and sent over the voice address system 'can I have a price check on Tampax' .a male voice answered over the voice address system' are those ones you push in with your thumb or the ones you need to use a hammer for'.after a dumbfounded 10 seconds of silence the sales girl leaned into the microphone and said 'Tampax you idiot, not thumb tacks'. I nearly pissed myself laughing as did half of the store.
 
switchbitch said:
just a funny anecdote from the supermarket last week. While waiting in the registry queue I observed the sales girl having trouble pricing a large packet of tampax. She leaned into the microphone and sent over the voice address system 'can I have a price check on Tampax' .a male voice answered over the voice address system' are those ones you push in with your thumb or the ones you need to use a hammer for'.after a dumbfounded 10 seconds of silence the sales girl leaned into the microphone and said 'Tampax you idiot, not thumb tacks'. I nearly pissed myself laughing as did half of the store.
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OMG LOL - that's hilarious!!!!!!!
 
switchbitch said:
just a funny anecdote from the supermarket last week. While waiting in the registry queue I observed the sales girl having trouble pricing a large packet of tampax. She leaned into the microphone and sent over the voice address system 'can I have a price check on Tampax' .a male voice answered over the voice address system' are those ones you push in with your thumb or the ones you need to use a hammer for'.after a dumbfounded 10 seconds of silence the sales girl leaned into the microphone and said 'Tampax you idiot, not thumb tacks'. I nearly pissed myself laughing as did half of the store.
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Holy fuck you just made my night... morning whatever.

hahahahahaahahaha
 
Sensualdreamer said:
I suggest if you've not done so, read through the "oh the clicks" thread - seriously if that doesn't make you laugh or giggle, then that thread would be considered an epic fail (thanks ericsquare - you lived up to your name :p)... If you've already done so the only thing I've got for you is to either peruse the yammerings on www.27bslash6.com (esp taking notice of "grubby tenant" and "************" - the dude cracks me up laughing...then there's this...should be worth a giggle...or a snort, or a snorgle :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs137.snc4/37207_10150095660838098_669228097_7463796_8141402_n.jpg
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That is great!!! I love it:kiss:
 
switchbitch said:
just a funny anecdote from the supermarket last week. While waiting in the registry queue I observed the sales girl having trouble pricing a large packet of tampax. She leaned into the microphone and sent over the voice address system 'can I have a price check on Tampax' .a male voice answered over the voice address system' are those ones you push in with your thumb or the ones you need to use a hammer for'.after a dumbfounded 10 seconds of silence the sales girl leaned into the microphone and said 'Tampax you idiot, not thumb tacks'. I nearly pissed myself laughing as did half of the store.
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Thats fucking awesome!....

hahahahahaha...
 
i think you are a confused and spoilt for choice girl who daddy needs to spank
 
switchbitch said:
just a funny anecdote from the supermarket last week. While waiting in the registry queue I observed the sales girl having trouble pricing a large packet of tampax. She leaned into the microphone and sent over the voice address system 'can I have a price check on Tampax' .a male voice answered over the voice address system' are those ones you push in with your thumb or the ones you need to use a hammer for'.after a dumbfounded 10 seconds of silence the sales girl leaned into the microphone and said 'Tampax you idiot, not thumb tacks'. I nearly pissed myself laughing as did half of the store.
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lol

Hugs for you and :rose::rose::rose:
 
I know this is a little late, Angel. But I hope it makes you smile.


There was this older couple that had been married 30 years. It seems the man in this arrangement had always wanted a pair of cowboy boots. Not just any boots but special hand made boots from that boot store on Scottsdale road.

One day after football he decides that he has waited long enough and goes to the special boot store and buys his beloved cowboy boots while his wife is out shopping. When he gets home he immediately puts them on and plops down on the couch with his feet up on the coffee table to better show off his new boots.

When his wife comes home she looks at him with disdain and contempt. He says smugly “well honey, do you notice anything different?” She crosses her arms and glares back at him. “Yea” she says. “You’ve got your feet on the table. Get ‘em off!”

Well this just ticks him off and he stomps off to the bedroom and slams the door. While he’s in there he’s thinking “how can I get her to notice my new boots?” Then he has an idea and he takes off his boots and the rest of his clothes. Then he puts his new cowboy boots back on and walks out of the bedroom completely nude, except for the boots. He finds his wife in the kitchen putting away groceries and makes his presence known.

“Well honey” he says “now do you notice anything different?” She turns towards him, looks him up and down a bit taking extra notice of his flaccid manhood dangling in front of him.

She crosses her arms and says in a rather irritated tone “no not really. “’It’s hangin’ down today, ‘it’ was hangin’ down yesterday and ‘it’ will probably be hangin’ down tomorrow.”

Now he starts turning red and gets really angry. “That’s because ‘it’s looking at my new boots!” he shouts.

She looks him up and down slowly one more time and calmly replies “well sweetie, maybe you should’ve bought a hat.”
 
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