Please tiggs talk to me

[KillerMuffin]

*bounces around the thread clapping hands and singing*

"Laurel's givin me a spankin! Laurel's givin me a spankin!"

Wait a minute.....

 

[Laurel]

All right girlie... Assume The Position.

*cracks her knuckles, stretches her hands in preparation*

 

[R Nitelight]

Madam

Only girlies?

*whine*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um, can we talk about this? There was, um, mitigating circumstances. Yeah, extenuating circumstances that, uh, made me, yeah, made me say that. Yeah.

Um, is that what I think it is? Oh boy.

Can I plea bargain down to a lesser sentence? Turn states evidence and maybe get a commuted sentence?

Please?

Thats it, I'm firing my lawyer.

 

[Patryn]

Good one DCL...LOL

Excuse me Sammy? Maybe I missed something. Or maybe you weren't referring to DCL's quote of my post but you post this after you post this {now pointing below} on my explanation thread?!?!

I know how you feel...and if you are reading this, just be well...be happy...that's all you need to do...focus on YOU.
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THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

I have just been proven right about most of you. Thank you and good night.

I suppose I don't get a beer either, huh?

 

[Adoratrice]

oh hell I'm a softy.......if I drank beer I'd share with you Patryn......care for an ameretto sour?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

oh hell I'm a softy.......if I drank beer I'd share with you Patryn......care for an ameretto sour?

Damn can I have one of those toohttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/asian2/pcheers3.gif

 

[Ezzy]

Can I plea bargain down to a lesser sentence?

Please?

"means we all have to post on it."

"means we all have to post on it."

"means we all have to post on it."


EZ http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Adoratrice]

sure......rattlesnake anyone?.......buttery nipples are also a specialty also.....oh...ummm nevermind we're not even naked yet.

 

[Ravenloft]

Good one DCL...LOL

Excuse me Sammy? Maybe I missed something. Or maybe you weren't referring to DCL's quote of my post but you post this after you post this {now pointing below} on my explanation thread?!?!

I know how you feel...and if you are reading this, just be well...be happy...that's all you need to do...focus on YOU.
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THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN

I have just been proven right about most of you. Thank you and good night.

I suppose I don't get a beer either, huh?

Umm... I think your point got lost in a paper cup Patryn...
Thats a Tori Amos reference if no one caught it...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Silverlily]

sure......rattlesnake anyone?...

Is that anything like a snakebite? If it is, I'll take a couple...(or two singles, it doesn't matter either way)

 

[Adoratrice]

Ravenloft:
Oh god help me, I spend way to much time here ....I understood what she was saying.......plain as day...she was refering to sammyjo laughing at her expense after wishing her well on another thread....saying that her point about not having true friends here was accurate.




ratlesnake...snakebite....whatever gets the job done.

 

[Ravenloft]

Singing- "What if I'm a mermaid, in these jeans of his with her name still on them"

Yeay! I ain't the only Toriphile!!! Woo hoo!!!
Thank you CB.

 

[Patryn]

Nah, Ravenloft, I got it. The reference I mean. I'm afraid, though, that I did get Sammy's post and that's why I asked.

Adoratrice got what I meant. Only she said it better.

What the hecks an amaretto sour? Sour almonds? Ooo...yummy. Think I'll pass.

 

[Silverlily]

Amaretto sour, same thing as a whiskey sour only with Amaretto.

OK, Adoratrice, you pouring or am I? Anyone else want one?

 

[Guest]

What the hecks an amaretto sour?

Amaretto is a type of alcohol, and the "sour" is typically Sprite or something similar. Very good drink.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CW]

Amaretto sour, same thing as a whiskey sour only with Amaretto.

OK, Adoratrice, you pouring or am I? Anyone else want one?

Yes indeed, please and thank you very much!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

someone pass the popcorn lol

 

[Adoratrice]

I'll pour the first round....then you will have to carry on without me.......I gots me a hot date doncha know




Party on.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I suppose I don't get a beer either, huh?

I've had too many. I'm seeing three of you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Am I the only one here who feels sorry for this guy? Sounds like his heart has been ripped from his chest. Haven't any of you ever felt that way before? Maybe posting here isn't the most logical thing to do to reach Tiggs, but this guys is probably not thinking clearly at the moment.

 

[Sammyjo]

Patryn dear

I don't know if you have friends here, and I don't care. I never intimated I was one, only that if you felt that way, I knew what you were going through and to be well. I didn't think that I was necessarily asking for a lifetime membership into your fan club. Depression is NOT fun, it is downright scary. And if anyone here has it, they know what I mean by that.

Second, I don't know what you've been "proven" about me. I'm sure you've heard a bunch of lies made up by people that hate me on here, which is fantastic. I've heard a few of my own, and I think it's a riot. Believe me, I could tell you some stories...hell, I've held secrets for months that people I could just as well strangle as look at told me. I don't betray confidences...ummmm...in case anyone was wondering that....oh, but I know who does.

Third, for someone who wasn't coming here any longer, you sure have been back an awful lot. This is why no one believes people's shit anymore. And don't even bother bringing up a post I made about my illness (which turns out to be benign, in case anyone cares)...thank you very much...it's been inquired upon...and answered...possibly by a "friend" of yours...hmmm...I'll ask Deborah.

Fourth, I think I have only 3 people on here that I would even consider to be friends. I would never assume a bunch of people I don't know to be my friends. And I also don't consider people who rarely speak to me my friends...in case any of you were concerned whether it's you on my "list". Best thing about lists, is that they can change.

Now...on with my day...I've wasted enough time...Xander hon, it's time to play

 

[Wizard]

<Passing popcorn to Nobody Specials wife> I see it is still going...............................