PLEASE tell me this is a joke!!!

[Patryn]

http://www.infernosoft.com/timberwoof/mate/viriguard/index.html

I mean, it has to be a joke, right? Right? I mean, c'mon, really...it's a joke....*crosses fingers* I'm not male, but what a cruel and phsycologically damaging thing to do to a boy.

 

[Wizard]

Now, how would you find this kind of shit to begin with ?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm afraid to look... dammit my morbid curiosity just kicked in.

OMG the horror of it!!!! It's simply too cruel and inhuman to think about, those poor boys. *weeps* Whoever did this to them should be drawn and quartered then sewn back together and put in the iron maiden. This is all so Reign of Terrorish.

 

[~justin]

This is a work of fiction. Resemblance to any existing athletic supporter, chastity belt, or sporting goods manufacturer is purely coincidental.

No actual boys have been interviewed or fitted with a Viriguard. Yet.

don't worry, it's a joke. read the fine print.

 

[Patryn]

Yeah, I know it was a joke...I just thought a good attention getting subject would do the trick.

As to how I found it, I was at my friend's site, who linked to HIS friend's site, who linked to a parody of Jackinworld, who linked to that.

 

[Skitten]

Thank God it is a joke could you imagine having little boys having to wear that oh the horror of it all .

 

[April]

I wonder how many people have tried to order one?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Why do i have the sneakin suspicion that April tried to order one?

 

[Gingersnap]

Geez April is the one with the exam gloves on.. All the young boys love April.. woha!! mightly young stallion get on over here and let the lady fit you out. Then we can ride the horsies without fear of self stimulation..... April I would say off hand <snicker> you are a very memorable girl!!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Welcome to the board, April!

 

[Mortto56]

NO!..IT CAN'T BE.

It better not be a joke,I just bought a 100 shares of that stock....hee hee!

 

[April]

*snicker* Again, I don't know what to say. I'm not that perverted! Oh, wait, maybe I am. I'm not sure.

Can I have a volunteer? I need to try out a few theories. *looking around* Where's Expertise when you need him?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Now I have seen everything! Not that I wanted too but the mouse clicked it before I had a chance.LOL

 

[*Eve*]

That was just plan wierd.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Well fiddlesticks April!

Ya went and changed your sig and now my post makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Welp...not the first time, I 'spose. *shrug*

Hey! Maybe we should move it over to Flamingo's pointless thread! Yeah! Hmmmmm...<scratches head>...but which one to choose??

(*winks at Flamingo*) LOL

 

[April]

*looks sheepishly at LL*

I just now got it!