Please talk dirty to me

[tortoise]

Because, well, duh.

 

[PacificBlue]

The pig fell in the mud!

 

[red_rose]

Moldy bread.

Soap scum.

Greasy fingers.

 

[Nora]

mud

4 baskets of laundry SCREAMING your name

dishes piled WAY high in the sink after a holiday meal

accidentally knocking over your ashtray after an all-night study marathon during midterms.

the backseat of a teenage boy's car

You excited yet?

 

[bknight2602]

Dirty dish water
Muddy boots

 

[tortoise]

You all are far too goofy.

I heart goofy.

 

[amelia]

you people are predictable. i wanted some hard core dirty talk *sheesh*

 

[tortoise]

greasy grimy gopher guts

 

[Ginny]

you pervy, perverted pervert!











smegma

<giggling>

 

[Nora]

"mutilated monkey meat" takes on a whole new meaning on a porn board.

 

[bknight2602]

you people are predictable. i wanted some hard core dirty talk *sheesh*

PM me and we'll get down and dirty!

 

[tortoise]

you pervy, perverted pervert!

Well hello there sugarbritches!

<squeezing you alarmingly tight>

Have I told you lately that I love you?

 

[Ginny]

well hello there honeybutt.....

i want to flip you over, yank your asscheeks apart and plunge my tongue into your ass......





i love you....

 

[Zhuk]

.

.

 

[Silverluna]

rubbish , filth , slime , muck....

 

[Saint Peter]

fuck you!!


Sorry Tortoise. The devil made me say that.