Please start thumping that idiot's head!

[Balladeer08]

At this point, I don't even care which idiot.

Why isn't there an "Idiot Beat-Down Month""?

How about August? There are no holidays in August, we should be able to get that month with no problem.

 

[pointless]

no holidays in august? i beg to differ!

http://mentalfloss.com/article/58173/14-offbeat-holidays-you-can-celebrate-august

 

[Hypoxia]

So many idiots, so few months.

Of course, many of those we call idiots are actually fucktards, ignoramuses, and psychos. We're too loose with our language. I suppose we could group those together as shitheads. That's a nice, all-encompassing term. Doesn't matter HOW shit got into their heads, just that it's there. See, we needn't discriminate. Stomp a shithead today. Be sure to wipe off your shoes afterward.