Please shoot me if....

[WantonWitch]

I ever say to my kids " you're NOT going out undressed like that !! "

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... I ever say to my daughter when she's going out "You'll catch your death of cold dressed like that!"

 

[WantonWitch]

I buy a pair of white stilettos

 

[higherlevel4u]

... if I ever say I can't stand all this bad language and sex on television these days ....

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever decide a matching twinset is the height of fashion

 

[higherlevel4u]

if I ever decide my idea of a great day out is sitting in the park, feeding the pigeons ....

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever decide to grow old gracefully

 

[RonClarkeson]

Don't blame me if you get knocked up going out like that!

I ever say to my kids " you're NOT going out undressed like that !! "

Oh to be young again!!!!!!!

 

[asian_princess]

... if I ever write "i like long moonlit walks along the beach" in my bio on a matching making site.

...lol i love them, find me someone who doesn't?!

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever decide to listen to Jim Reeves

Hiya Appy

 

[asian_princess]

If I ever decide to listen to Jim Reeves

Hiya Appy

... if i ever say, "You know, Bush has a point..."

*smothers witchie with kisses*

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever decide to say ' in my day '


*Giggles* returns those kisses with extra 's

 

[koalabear]

If I ever get 100,000 posts.

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever get 100,000 posts.

I ever decide I LIKE any of the bears avs

 

[koalabear]

I ever decide I LIKE any of the bears avs

BANG!..............

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... I ever think shell suits are fashionable again

 

[lovemonster]

...if I ever decide that men are really not worth the bother....

 

[higherlevel4u]

... I ever decide that celibacy is for me after all ...

 

[lovemonster]

....if that ^^^ ever happens....

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever decide I'm too old to party

 

[higherlevel4u]

I'm ever caught watching Big Brother ....

 

[asian_princess]

I'm ever caught watching Big Brother ....

...i'm ever caught auditioning for BB

*blows kiss* Monsieur 'igher

 

[higherlevel4u]

...i'm ever caught auditioning for BB

*blows kiss* Monsieur 'igher

Hi, Princess .... good to see you again, sexy ....

 

[WantonWitch]

If I ever want to sit and watch tv

 

[omahaman2]

if I ever say the music is tooooooooooo loud!